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Chris, you worry me! Anyway, i like turning your thread into a quiz for you.
I even included the music for you!
Think 1966. Think Eastwood. I cant make it any easier my friend!
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"ahh ee ahh ee ahh ...wah wah wah!!"
AHA!
I didn't know that was a music cue clue.
I thought there was a baby crying in the background.
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"ahh ee ahh ee ahh…WAH WAAAAAAH!"
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Lamont Cranston (Alec Baldwin) receives a rebuke
from his uncle Wainwright Cranston in The Phantom (1994).
"You know something, Lamont, that puzzles me?
How a man like yourself who has absolutely nothing to do
can be late for every little engagement!"
"Practice, Uncle Wainwright.
Lots and lots of practice."
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May 24, 2015 - 3:12 PM
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By: |
Grecchus
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The Firm
Mitch and Avery have only just met for the first time and are having a working lunch.
Waiter: Yes, Mr Tolar? Something before lunch?
Avery: (To Mitch) I should warn you, the firm frowns on drinking during office hours.
Mitch: (To waiter) Iced tea, please.
Avery: (To waiter) Bombay martini on the rocks, Ellis, three olives.
Waiter: On the way.
Avery: (A well dressed man is acknowledged by Avery as he passes the table) Senator. (To Mitch) I'm allowed a few minor rebellions. What led you to law school?
Mitch: I can't remember.
Avery: Sure you can, counsellor.
Mitch: I was a delivery boy for a pizza parlour. One day the owner got a notice from the IRS. He was an immigrant. He didn't know much English, even less about withholding tax. He went bankrupt, lost his store. That was the first time I thought about being a lawyer.
Avery: In other words you're an idealist.
Mitch: I don't know any tax lawyer who's an idealist. When he lost his store I lost my job. It scared me.
Avery: Being out of work?
Mitch: No. What the government can do to anybody. What about you? What led you to law school?
Avery: It's so far back I don't think I can remember.
Mitch: Sure you can, counsellor.
Avery: I used to caddie for young lawyers off from work on their weekdays . . . and their wives. I'd look at those long tan legs and just knew I had to be a lawyer. The wives had long tan legs, too. Ellis, another martini, please.
Mitch: So we're not a couple of idealists?
Avery: Heaven forbid.
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Too many ...
One is from DIRTY ROTTEN SCOUNDRELS, spoken by Michael Caine.
Lawrence Jamieson: "Freddy, as a younger man, I was a sculptor, a painter, and a musician. There was just one problem: I wasn't very good. As a matter of fact, I was dreadful. I finally came to the frustrating conclusion that I had taste and style, but not talent. I knew my limitations. We all have our limitations, Freddy. Fortunately, I discovered that taste and style were commodities that people desired. Freddy, what I am saying is: know your limitations. You are a moron."
And of course the whole SCRIPT of Casablanca.
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"I believe that is from The Shadow"
Indeed.
Thanks, Adam!
Brain Fart.
Sorry.
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Chris what are you like?! Ha ha
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Bill how long have you got? Ha ha
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That should be posted on the farenheit thread! Ha ha
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LAUGHS) I missed you too.
