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 Posted:   Dec 23, 2015 - 5:13 PM   
 By:   Warlok   (Member)

Ok, ok, ok ok ok...

The entirety of the Imperial meeting in the Death Star conference room. But away from that...

"You would prefer a different target? A military target? Then name the system!"

(Peter Cushing as Grand Moff Tarkin, Star Wars, un-f***ed with 1977)

 
 Posted:   Dec 24, 2015 - 4:23 AM   
 By:   Bill Carson, Earl of Poncey   (Member)

God, give me chris kinsinger's song words again!!! Anything but an imperial drone army takeover!! Ha ha.

Im hanging up now Dmitri...

 
 
 Posted:   Dec 30, 2015 - 11:52 PM   
 By:   Christopher Kinsinger   (Member)

This is for YOU, BILLCARSON!!!

DR. STRANGELOVE (1964)

Colonel Mandrake (Peter Sellers) is frantically endeavoring to contact the President Of The United States, to give him the RECALL CODE.
Mandrake is on a pay phone, and he needs more coins.
Col. "BAT" Guano (Keenan Wynn) helps him out:

"Oh, blast! I'm still twenty cents short! Operator, HOLD ON! I shan't be but a second…
Colonel, that Coca-Cola machine…I want you to shoot the lock off it. There may be some change in there!"
"That's private property!"
"Can you possibly imagine what is going to happen to you - your way of life and everything - when they learn that you have obstructed a telephone call to the President Of The United States? Can you imagine? Shoot it off! SHOOT! WITH A GUN! That's what the bullets are for, you TWIT!"
"OK. I'm gonna get your money for ya'. But if you don't get the President Of The United States on the phone, do you know what's going to happen to you?"
"WHAT??"
"You're going to have to answer to the Coca-Cola Company!"

big grin

 
 Posted:   Jan 19, 2016 - 12:41 PM   
 By:   Bill Carson, Earl of Poncey   (Member)

Bomb #20: "..Intriguing. I wish I had more time to discuss this."
Doolittle: [frantic] "...Why don't you have more time?"
Bomb #20: ".. Because I must explode in 75 seconds..."

 
 Posted:   Jan 19, 2016 - 2:55 PM   
 By:   Bill Carson, Earl of Poncey   (Member)

".. Watson?"
"...Yes?"
"...Im afraid you really are an incorrigible bungler..."

adventures of sherlock holmes, 1939.

 
 
 Posted:   Jan 20, 2016 - 9:58 PM   
 By:   Christopher Kinsinger   (Member)

PEE WEE'S BIG ADVENTURE (1985)

Pee Wee Herman (Paul Reubens) is hitch-hiking to Texas, when he is picked up by Mickey (Judd Omen). Pee Wee notices the broken handcuffs on Mickey's wrists:

"Whatja' do?"
"Well…I lost my temper and I took a knife, and I uh…Ya' know those 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty Of Law' labels they put on mattresses?"
"Yeah…"
"Well, I cut one of them off!"
"Gee…"
"Yeah! I got a real BAD temper!!"
"Well, I always thought that was the dumbest law!"
"You said a mouthful!"
"Life can be so unfair!"
"You tellin' ME???"

 
 
 Posted:   Jan 20, 2016 - 10:02 PM   
 By:   Christopher Kinsinger   (Member)

THE 500th POST… at this thread...

CITIZEN KANE (1941)

"Rosebud…"

 
 
 Posted:   Jan 23, 2016 - 4:41 AM   
 By:   LaPagina   (Member)

So, Lone Star, now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb.

 
 
 Posted:   Jan 28, 2016 - 8:29 PM   
 By:   Christopher Kinsinger   (Member)

COMING TO AMERICA (1988)

"So you see, my son…there is a very fine line between love and nausea."

 
 
 Posted:   Mar 2, 2016 - 9:34 PM   
 By:   Christopher Kinsinger   (Member)

UNFORGIVEN (1992)

William Munny (Clint Eastwood), a known thief and murderer, a man of notoriously vicious and intemperate disposition, is conducting a brief conversation with "The Schofield Kid," (Jamiz Woolvet), a teenage boy who has just killed a man for the first time.

"It's a hell of a thing, killin' a man. You take away all he's got, and all he's ever gonna have."
"Yeah… well, I guess he had it comin'."
"We all have it comin', kid…"

 
 Posted:   Apr 16, 2016 - 1:50 PM   
 By:   Bill Carson, Earl of Poncey   (Member)

"...Are you still ...an effective team??"

 
 Posted:   Apr 18, 2016 - 5:38 PM   
 By:   Bill Carson, Earl of Poncey   (Member)

"...The Martian ambassador is here and we have negotiated a settlement..."
"...Maurice, get out of the room, Maurice! maurice?"
"...Ack...Ack, Ack...!"

 
 Posted:   Apr 18, 2016 - 6:48 PM   
 By:   Solium   (Member)

Every line in Monty Python and the Holy Grail!

 
 
 Posted:   Apr 18, 2016 - 8:48 PM   
 By:   Christopher Kinsinger   (Member)

Ahhhh, BillCarson, BillCarson, BillCarson… big grin
I was about to post an "ACK! ACK! ACK!" line here, and you beat me to it! Now, for the benefit of all of the millions of readers who pass by here who are not familiar with that line, it's from MARS ATTACKS (1996).

Here's another of my favorites, from the boat tunnel scene in
WILLY WONKA AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY (1971)

"There's no earthly way of knowing…which direction we are going…
There's no knowing where we're rowing…or which way the river's flowing…
Is it raining? Is it snowing? Is a hurricane a'blowing?
Not a speck of light is showing! So the danger must be growing!
By the fires of hell a'glowing! Is the grisly reaper mowing?
YES!
The danger must be growing! But the rowers keep on rowing!
And they're certainly not showing ANY SIGNS THAT THEY ARE SLOWING!"

 
 Posted:   Apr 19, 2016 - 12:31 AM   
 By:   Bill Carson, Earl of Poncey   (Member)

Every line in Monty Python and the Holy Grail!

no man.. shall pass.

 
 
 Posted:   Apr 19, 2016 - 9:40 PM   
 By:   Christopher Kinsinger   (Member)

HOLLOW MAN (2000)

A brief exchange between the invisible Dr. Sebastian Caine (Kevin Bacon), and his former lover Linda McKay (Elizabeth Shue):

"Hey, ya' wanna know what it's like to make love to an invisible man?"
"Just be like old times."
"Whaddya' mean?"
"You were never there."

 
 Posted:   Apr 20, 2016 - 10:51 AM   
 By:   Grecchus   (Member)

Spartacus

Crassus: As those slaves have died, so will your rabble . . . if they falter for one instant in loyalty to the new order of affairs. The enemies of the state are known. Arrests are in progress, the prisons begin to fill. In every city and province lists of the disloyal have been compiled. Tomorrow they will learn the cost of their terrible folly . . . their treason.

Gracchus: And where does my name appear . . . on the list of disloyal enemies of the state?

Crassus: (Holds up list in front of Gracchus) First.

 
 Posted:   Apr 25, 2016 - 5:43 PM   
 By:   Grecchus   (Member)

The Sand Pebbles

Captain Collins: . . . if the San Pablo dies, she dies clean.

 
 Posted:   Apr 26, 2016 - 7:11 AM   
 By:   Grecchus   (Member)

The Sand Pebbles

Holman: now, main steam stop valve . . .

Po Han: main . . . stim . . . stop . . . wowell . . .

Holman: where?

Po Han: (looks cautiously between Holman and the reciprocating steam engine.)

Holman: you find.

Po Han: (walks along one side of the engine and stops halfway, reaching up to indicate the valve.)

Holman: uh, na!

Po Han: (shaking head and quickly adopting Holman's stance that he has selected wrongly) na, not propa wowell. (He continues along to the end of the block) main stim stop wowell (and reaches up to the valve handle.)

Holman: (looks encouraged as Po Han has savvied the pidgin with speed.)

Po Han: (exitedly) main stim stop wowell?

Holman: yeah.

Po Han: (more exitedly) MAIN STIM STOP WOWELL?

Holman: main steam stop valve, but I don't know.

Po Han: you 'n me . . can do . . . Jake.

Holman: (looks at Po Han, who is grinning compliantly) okay.

 
 Posted:   Apr 26, 2016 - 7:18 AM   
 By:   RoryR   (Member)

Best line ever....

Steve McQueen in Bullitt

Bullshit!

 
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