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Deadpool.
"Of course looks are everything! Ever heard David Beckham speak? Its like he mouths sex to a can of helium!"
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THE AGONY AND THE ECSTASY (1965)
In the midst of completing the frescoes on the Sistine Chapel ceiling, Michelangelo (Charlton Heston) has fallen deathly ill.
Pope Julius II (Rex Harrison), and Michelangelo's dearest friend, the Contessina de'Medici (Diane Cilento) have a disagreement over the most accurate diagnosis for what ails the artist.
"The cure for Michelangelo's illness is not love...but, work!"
"Then...then, you're not really thinking of Raphael (to replace him)?"
"I am thinking of the Sistine ceiling. Nothing else."
"But if you send him back to work too soon, he'll paint it in his own blood!"
"What runs in Michelangelo's veins is NOT blood...it's PAINT. In time, you will discover that for yourself."
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"Yers, that was my voice singing a little song that we used to sing in the resist-arns to keep up the coor-arge!"
"Darlink, was it hard for you in the resistence?"
"Very hard... But not as hard as it is now!"
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Jan 10, 2017 - 9:48 AM
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Jim Phelps
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Lee Simon: What happened to all my classmates? Everyone's so...mature looking, overweight. I didn't age that much, unless I did and I can't see it. All these dentists, and veterinarians, and antique dealers. Capped teeth and bald heads, gray hairs coming in. Sam Chapman has a rug on him, my God it looked like it fell on his head from a window and nobody told him. Some dead already. Annette DeAngelo, breasts I once caressed lying cold in the ground. God, I wanted to sleep with Bonnie Weiss, now she's turned into her mother. And Freddy Caplan's my age, he could easily be my father's Pinochle partner. Like fucking Prufrock!
Jay: These aren't exactly my office hours.
Lee Simon: I've gotta change my life before it's too late. I'm not happy, Jay. I married too young. Neither of us had the chance to live, to explore. I'm talking to you Jay while there's still time. I just turned 40. I don't want look up at 50 and find I measured out my fuckin' life with a coffee spoon.
Jay: Try and relax, and, uh, put the vodka down.
Lee Simon: I mean, Robin's lovely. I mean, you know, she's a little neurotic, but I don't want to spend my life the husband of a school teacher, writing the occasional travel piece and never knowing what it's like to make love to that amazing, sleazy blonde that's married to Monroe Gordon. And the truth is Robin is dull in bed. Fucking Catholic inhibitions, I don't know, maybe I don't excite her enough anymore, you see I just don't know what the truth is anymore. I don't know. One minute you're in the lunchroom at Glenwood High and you fucking blink and you're 40, you blink again and you can see movies at half price on a senior citizen's pass. Ask not for whom the bell tolls, or to put it more accurately, ask not for whom the toilet flushes."
~Celebrity (1998)
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Dreyfuss: "...ah-ha-ha...! He's dead!!! ...ha ha...! ...He's dead in his hotel bedroom...!... Hoo-ray..! Im freeeee...! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha...! I'm so happy...!"
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"Helll-low..! ...Gutentag...! ...It is Doktor Schlurtz from the the village, you know...!"
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As the Three Amigos are being fed by a family in the village they have come to help...
Chevy chase: "Do you have anything other than Mexican food?"
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El Guapo: "...I like deez guys....Dey are funny guys....Just kill one of them...!"
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Jan 19, 2017 - 8:51 AM
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Anakin: Master, sir, I heard Yoda talking about midi-chlorians. I've been wondering...what are midi-chlorians?
Qui-Gon Jinn: Midi-chlorians are a microcopic lifeform that reside within all living cells and communicates with the Force.
Anakin: They live inside of me?
Qui-Gon Jinn: In your cells, yes. We are symbionts with them-
Anakin: Symbionts?
Qui-Gon Jinn: Life forms living together for mutual advantage. Without the midi-chlorians, life could not exist, and we would have no knowledge of the Force. They continually speak to you, telling you the will of the Force. When you learn to quiet your mind, you will hear them speaking to you.
Anakin: I don't understand.
Qui-Gon Jinn: With time and training, Annie, you will. You will.
~Star Wars, Episode One: The Phantom Menace
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