Were you really an extra on Solomon and Sheba and do it against a rock with Gina? In appreciation of the many naive But seriously dumbass questions of Dan the legend.
"WTF is this Birthday Card stuff about? To coin a William Shatner phrase, 'Get A Life'!"
"All composers not called Laurence Rosenthal should launch a petition to demand they are sent a birthday card"
"Brian Tyler writes great themes and his scores have lots of emotion and drama; whereas John Powell (who everyone seems to love) is Mr. Textbook By Numbers with little soul or emotion... Discuss"