"The Phantom Menace: Brian Tyler arrives, assuming he was the chosen composer to score SW VII by default"
"Attack of the clones: In his death star decorated like the Playboy grotto, Hans Zimmer and his minions are busy composing an alternate SW VII electronic score featuring lil wayne"
"Revenge of the Sith: Desplat signs on to score the spin off Ewok films nobody cares about"
"A new hope: will an 80 year old composer emerge to save film music?"
"The empire strikes back: While Brian Tyler distracts the media ventures drones with his ever fascinating drumming, John Williams manages to get out of bed."
"Return of the jedi: after scoring just the two trailers, John Williams goes back to bed and decides to let Christopher Young ghost compose the music for SW VII instead".
Obsessive Penis Jerking Over Latest Star Wars Teaser Proves The Fans Are The Real Clones. News Flash: Just Because They Use An Orchestra Doesn't Make It Good.
