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  Non-Film Score Discussion: WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN, BUT NEVER WAS (THANK GOD)
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 Posted:   Jan 10, 2017 - 8:27 AM   
 By:   Bill Carson, Earl of Poncey   (Member)

Genius phelps. Id like to see it made ...so i could avoid it like the plague.

 
 Posted:   Jan 10, 2017 - 2:01 PM   
 By:   Max Bellochio   (Member)

SNAIL (2008)
In an send-up and homage to SPEED, this yarn features a banker (Hayden Christiansen) stalked by a disgruntled client (Michael Douglas) who threatens to blow up a bank if the employees move more that 1.2 feet per minute. Paul Dano, Kate Bekinsale, Peter Dinklage, Judy Greer, and William Hurt as "Charles"

 
 Posted:   Jan 10, 2017 - 2:53 PM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Happy New Year, Max! 2017 marks the tenth(!) anniversary of this thread, much to the delight of those who don't post on it, I'm sure.

 
 
 Posted:   Jan 10, 2017 - 3:00 PM   
 By:   Last Child   (Member)

SNAIL (2008)
In an send-up and homage to SPEED, this yarn features a banker (Hayden Christiansen) stalked by a disgruntled client (Michael Douglas) who threatens to blow up a bank if the employees move more that 1.2 feet per minute. Paul Dano, Kate Bekinsale, Peter Dinklage, Judy Greer, and William Hurt as "Charles"

Wow, this belongs in a WHAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN thread!

 
 
 Posted:   Jan 10, 2017 - 3:41 PM   
 By:   The Wanderer   (Member)

Iceberg! (1983)

Ships are going missing on the high seas. The last reports of the doomed vessels are the screams of: "Mayday! Iceberg!" Meanwhile, Rusty Drinkwater, world-famous marine biologist and semi-professional salad chef, discovers a huge lettuce leaf in the the crevice of the doomed wreck of the Titanic. This shocking revelation puts him on a collision course with an ancient evil so mighty and ungodly and preposterous, that nobody ever had a word for it - until now! ICEBERG!

Starring: Tim Thomerson, Candy Clark, Yapphet Kotto, Ray Milland, Saul Rubenik and Ray Lovelock as The Captain.
Music by: Robert O. Ragland
Written by: John Sayles
Directed by: Lewis Teague

 
 
 Posted:   Jan 10, 2017 - 5:49 PM   
 By:   Last Child   (Member)

Iceberg! (1983)
Ships are going missing on the high seas. The last reports of the doomed vessels are the screams of: "Mayday! Iceberg!" Meanwhile, Rusty Drinkwater, world-famous marine biologist and semi-professional salad chef, discovers a huge lettuce leaf in the the crevice of the doomed wreck of the Titanic. This shocking revelation puts him on a collision course with an ancient evil so mighty and ungodly and preposterous, that nobody ever had a word for it - until now! ICEBERG!

I guess that would make the doomed ships "lettuce prey."

 
 
 Posted:   Jan 10, 2017 - 11:32 PM   
 By:   The Wanderer   (Member)

Stealing that for the tagline! smile

 
 Posted:   Jan 11, 2017 - 1:36 PM   
 By:   jackfu   (Member)

Networks (2016)
When the desperate news media in their mad rush to maintain relevance and ratings end up being repeatedly punked by trolls and publish “fake news” before its even vetted, Americans take to social media to proclaim once again “I’m mad as hell and I’m not going to take this anymore!”

Starring:
Too many to list

 
 Posted:   Jan 11, 2017 - 1:51 PM   
 By:   Solium   (Member)

Rogue Two- The rebels find Godzilla and bait him into fighting the Empire for them. Darth Vader runs away in horror at the thought of getting burnt again.

 
 Posted:   Jan 12, 2017 - 5:30 AM   
 By:   jackfu   (Member)

The Twilight Sag (2016)
When these once buxom beauties of the 60s and 70s attempt a revival and go “Full Monty” we see it’s not just their careers that have sagged!
Starring:
Raquel Welch
Suzanne Somers
Jacqueline Bisset
Adrienne Barbeau
 
 
 Posted:   Jan 12, 2017 - 10:48 AM   
 By:   ANZALDIMAN   (Member)

The Twilight Sag (2016)
When these once buxom beauties of the 60s and 70s attempt a revival and go “Full Monty” we see it’s not just their careers that have sagged!
Starring:
Raquel Welch
Suzanne Somers
Jacqueline Bisset
Adrienne Barbeau

I must admit that from what I've seen recently all four of those ladies still look attractive today. And even if they didn't there are now some creepy looking CGI capabilities that can transport them back in time some 30 or 40 years. But that's yet another WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN, BUT NEVER WAS movie possibility isn't it?

Happy New Year all.

 
 Posted:   Jan 13, 2017 - 5:53 AM   
 By:   jackfu   (Member)

Die Hard, Home Alone (1991)
Laughs, gasps and suspense as 8-year-old Johnny McClane, who finds himself left home alone defends the family estate from an international gang of cutthroats with booby traps, ambushes and other surprises, all the while taunting the thieves with his infamous battle cry “Yippie-KI-Yay, booger-eaters!”
 
 Posted:   Jan 13, 2017 - 6:19 AM   
 By:   jackfu   (Member)

A Hard Day’s Night Of The Living Dead (1965)
Follow the Fab Four through a rollicking, breakneck-paced 18 hours as they entertain, but avoid their ravenous, fan-zombies who love them so much they could literally eat them up! Scream, dance and sing along as they play your favorite tunes like:
I Want To Hold Your Hand (And Eat It)
Can’t Bury Me Love (She’ll Only Climb Back Out Again)
Happiness Is A Warm Gun (And A Good Clean Headshot)
Everybody’s Got Something To Hide Except Me And My Zombie
Get Back (This Shotgun’s Loaded!)
Let It Bleed*
With A Little Help From My Friends (I Might Make It To The Basement)




*Sorry, Mick!

 
 Posted:   Jan 13, 2017 - 6:24 AM   
 By:   jackfu   (Member)

Silent But Deadly Running (1973)
Months into his mission to save the few surviving species of plant life aboard his spaceship greenhouse, Freeman Lowell finds his high-fiber vegan diet has wreaked an unanticipated horror – constant flatulence! Quake in fear as the foul effluence threatens to overwhelm the ship’s air supply and even the drones avoid Freeman’s living space! Didn’t anyone think to pack an air freshener?
 
 Posted:   Jan 14, 2017 - 6:19 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

HAMMERIN' HANK (1975; TV)
Directed by Buzz Kulik.
Sensitive chronicle of baseball home run king, Henry "Hank" Aaron (Ben Vereen), and the adversity he faced during his 1974 breaking of Babe Ruth's home run record. Cicely Tyson; David Huddleston; Alan Arbus; Hari Rhodes; Milton Selzer; Robert Pine; Christopher Walken. And Michael Conrad as "Commissioner Bowie Kuhn."

 
 Posted:   Jan 14, 2017 - 8:32 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

SHOCK TROOPER IN THE ARMY OF THE LORD (2013)
Directed by Bill Corcoran
In the midst of a planetary war in the year 3729, a resistance fighter (Kirk Cameron) leads a crusade of surviving humans in order to bring some of that "old-time religion" to the hordes of robots, androids, intergalactic aliens--and his own estranged mother-in a tale of soul-strengthening redemption (but mostly sin). Stephen Baldwin; Willie Ames; Linda Fiorentino; Donald Sutherland; and Mercedes Ruhl as "Beatrice."

 
 Posted:   Jan 17, 2017 - 7:27 AM   
 By:   jackfu   (Member)

Village Of The Damned Giants (1960)
Shudder as Gordon Zellaby and the citizens of Midwich find their lives are in imminent peril from other-worldly children with incredible telepathic powers! Even worse the children have grown to heights of 30 feet! Not only can they use their incredible powers to force adults to do their will, they can stomp them into the dirt if they refuse!
 
 Posted:   Jan 17, 2017 - 11:00 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

ALL THE THINGS YOU COULD BE BY NOW IF WILLIAM SHATNER WAS YOUR FATHER (2014)
Directed by Kevin Smith.
In 1975, a shy California rowboat instructor (Jesse Eisenberg) copes with the death of his mother by undertaking a pilgrimage via out-of-the-way bodies of water to the ancestral home of actor William Shatner. Margot Robbie; Jack Huston; Don Cheadle; Alec Baldwin as "Mr. Tinkerman." and William Shatner as "William Shatner." Filmed on location in Notre-Dame-de-Grâce, Montreal Canada.

 
 Posted:   Jan 17, 2017 - 1:53 PM   
 By:   jackfu   (Member)

Yellow Submarine U-571 (1968)
Yes, they’re back! Your favorite mop-tops return in an epic story of intrigue, music and suspense as they try to commandeer a U-boat of the evil Blue Meanie Navy! Their mission – infiltrate and take over the enemy sub and remove the Bluenigma encoding device before they’re captured or killed.

Our boys relieve the tension with more favorite hit songs such as:
All You Need Is A Crescent Wrench
When I’m Sixty-Four I Hope I Still Remember How We Did It
Yellow Submarine U-571 Main Theme
All Together Now – "Ich bin ein Berliner!"
It’s All Too Much, But It’s Worth It To Shorten The War
Lucy In The Sky With Sonar

 
 Posted:   Jan 19, 2017 - 6:49 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

PHANTOM SUMMER (2010)
Directed by Kevin Smith.
Coming-of-age tale about a teenager (Tom Holland) too young to remember the original Star Wars trilogy, but who grew up on the VHS tapes and the flowery reminscences of his father (Kevin Smith), finds his life spiraling out of control during that special week in May, 1999. Ben Affleck; Heather Graham; and Mark Hamill as "Mark."

 
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