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 Posted:   Jan 30, 2015 - 7:59 AM   
 By:   David Sones (Allardyce)   (Member)

Garden gnomes

People who have no concept of personal space and like to breathe down your neck as you're riding up an escalator

People who are uncomfortable with silence and therefore must fill it with nervous, tedious babble

Lesbians who think they have penises, and act accordingly

"Cute" fake food names for meat substitutes...chiken instead of chicken, bief instead of beef. Oh how clever.

People who leave you pissy voicemails and bitch that "you never answer the phone", as if you're sitting there purposely avoiding their calls instead of, ya know, doing something away from the freaking phone...

Obnoxious little promos that pop up on the corner of your screen during a TV show and succeed in doing nothing but distracting from what is being watched

People who insist on calling everybody honey and sweetie or buddy and "bruthah" because they lack the brain capacity to remember actual names of people they associate with...

Shrink wrap on DVD or blu-ray cases that does not come off easily and instead sticks to the case in little pieces that you can't remove without ruining the case altogether

Amazon or ebay dealers who always have an excuse as to why they can't ship a product in a timely manner. "My mother is sick." "Someone keeps stealing my stuff off the dock". "My cat has a hernia." If you're in business to sell products, freaking sell them efficiently or piss off!

Dudes who say they know everything about cars and can fix anything...who then proceed to poke around under the hood accomplishing nothing but wiping goo and gunk off the engine and making quizzical noises as if they're going to reach a logical conclusion.


My. I seem to be having a bit of a rant this morning. big grin



 
 Posted:   Jan 30, 2015 - 8:20 AM   
 By:   solium   (Member)

@ David Sones- Awesome rant! smile

A few more...

Twitter.
Facebook.
Every girl in town 17-80 have tattoos.
People checking out small talk with the cashier.
When you get to the cashier the same time as someone else they won't let you go first even when you have three items and they have a hundred.
Buying a product or service means totally giving up my right to privacy.
Any corporate tracking device and sharing of information.
Any entity that is putting my private information online without my permission.
Mass population that just falls for the next fabricated "big thing" in society.
Time Travel (It's utterly impossible)

 
 Posted:   Jan 30, 2015 - 8:31 AM   
 By:   Charles Thaxton   (Member)

Trying to speak on the phone with Time-Warner....

 
 Posted:   Jan 30, 2015 - 11:02 AM   
 By:   jackfu   (Member)

George Clooney lectures. Does he ever make a film in which he’s not lecturing someone? Saw “Gravity” for the first time last week and I was enjoying it until Ryan’s “visitation” from Matt near the end. Just about ruined it for me with the way he delivered his lines coming off as another lecture.

 
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