Many years ago when I worked retail, I needed the manager to sign a refund form. This manager's name was John Reed. As I handed him the receipt to sign, I attempted to be a Declaration of Independence-referencing punster and said "Just put your John Reedcock right there."
I'd say a song from the rock band KISS say's it best about me and why I'm not embarrassed.
My parents think I'm crazy and they hate the things I do I'm stupid and I'm lazy, man, if they only knew How flaming youth will set the world on fire Flaming youth, our flag is flying higher and higher and higher
My uniform is leather and my power is my age I'm gettin' it together to break out of my cage 'Cause flamin' youth will set the world on fire Flaming youth will set the world on fire Flaming youth, our flag is flying higher and higher and higher
I've always regretted having never exhibited any stupidity. I think everyone should be able to experience some degree of stupidity at least once in their lives, but at my age, it looks like I'll end my days having shown no stupidity whatsoever.
I've always regretted having never exhibited any stupidity. I think everyone should be able to experience some degree of stupidity at least once in their lives, but at my age, it looks like I'll end my days having shown no stupidity whatsoever.
Well... did you ever get married? If so, go to the head of the line.
