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Two majestic scores.
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Nothing like an Irish ruler...
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Apr 12, 2015 - 3:58 PM
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Graham Watt
(Member)
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"Pleasant hokum for all the family, with a rather frightening looking Burst O'Lancaster doing his "drooling pirate circus acrobat" routine. Only the presence of O'Lancaster's frightful appearance, and a few shots of native girls in bikini, undermine what could have been fun for all. As it is, the near-nakedness of the ladies, and the leering O'Lancaster, make it a most distateful effort all round. Hardly surprising coming from the director of the sickening WAR OF THE WORLDS. Still, one should be thankful that at least it's more "tasteful" than the "modern" Johnny Depp version, which panders to a depraved public, with shots of bare breasts and severed heads - as if that is what audiences "need" nowadays. It's certainly what they deserve." (Lester B. Albert-Hall Carpetmuncher Biscuit-Barrell - "The Demise of Entertainment, 1939 to 1974")
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Look at the size of that .... You could strap that chin to the front of a train and call it a cow-catcher:
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That CHIN is the size of a BUICK!
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RONDO HATTON would be impressed!
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Royalty of sorts, I suppose. I'll have to count how many times the word "Copra" is spoken in this film.
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