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 Posted:   Jun 3, 2015 - 9:00 AM   
 By:   joan hue   (Member)


This is a tongue-in-cheek topic, not meant to offend.

I remember many years ago being in Texas with my husband and two friends and going to eat at HOOTERS. We had no Hooters in Washington State. I admit that food was very good, but I had to keep kicking my husband under table when his eyes wandered away from the menu or his food. wink He also goes to Las Vegas every year with a bunch of his high school friends, and I’m sure they have at least “one” meal at the local Hooters.

At the time of my Texas visit, I thought that there should be a male alternative restaurant opened, one that catered to women. I actually thought of a name for such a place, but discretion forbids me to offer my title for it on this board. Then I read yesterday that such an establishment has been opened called Tallywackers.

Women have reserved it months in advance.

Anyway, I’d like to invite my two British Buddies, Tall Guy and Bill Carson, to migrate to America and apply for a job at Tallywackers. If you get the job, I’ll visit your establishment! I even get to pick you two as my waiters. See below.


http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2015/06/02/theres-finally-a-hooters-style-restaurant-for-women-its-called-tallywackers/

 
 Posted:   Jun 3, 2015 - 9:59 AM   
 By:   Bill Carson, Earl of Poncey   (Member)

Id love to joan. However my bitches wouldnt let me leave the Uk!!

 
 Posted:   Jun 3, 2015 - 10:02 AM   
 By:   Bill Carson, Earl of Poncey   (Member)

Tell me more about this Hooters though.
Whats the opening times again?!!

 
 
 Posted:   Jun 3, 2015 - 10:36 AM   
 By:   joan hue   (Member)

Sorry, Bill, but I won't answer those questions as I want to save you and your soul from moral turpitude. Now start writing your application. smile

 
 
 Posted:   Jun 3, 2015 - 10:53 AM   
 By:   eriknelson   (Member)

I suppose it was inevitable, but we Houstonians are next.

http://www.click2houston.com/news/hooters-male-equivalent-plans-to-come-to-houston/33338402

My first question concerns the waiters' tank top shirts. Wouldn't that violate a health ordinance or something? Looking at a server's hairy armpits doesn't sound appetizing.

 
 Posted:   Jun 3, 2015 - 10:54 AM   
 By:   Bill Carson, Earl of Poncey   (Member)

Cant speak for old TG, but i am too busy posting in bold on here to get a job serving women!!
Done that most of my 53 years already!!

 
 
 Posted:   Jun 3, 2015 - 11:12 AM   
 By:   joan hue   (Member)

Who is looking at tank tops?

Yeah, you could be right about health ordinances. Does cleavage violate health ordinances? Just kidding.

 
 
 Posted:   Jun 3, 2015 - 11:33 AM   
 By:   CinemaScope   (Member)


My first question concerns the waiters' tank top shirts. Wouldn't that violate a health ordinance or something? Looking at a server's hairy armpits doesn't sound appetizing.


Ooo, a branch of HOOTERS in France, & they'd have hairy armpits...lovely!

 
 
 Posted:   Jun 3, 2015 - 3:04 PM   
 By:   Tall Guy   (Member)

Anyway, I’d like to invite my two British Buddies, Tall Guy and Bill Carson, to migrate to America and apply for a job at Tallywackers. If you get the job, I’ll visit your establishment! I even get to pick you two as my waiters.


Bill texted me about this - and no matter what he says above, he and I are going to have Skype interviews at the weekend. That's all it'll take...

But how are the tips?

 
 Posted:   Jun 3, 2015 - 4:05 PM   
 By:   Bill Carson, Earl of Poncey   (Member)

Depends how chilly it is! Matron.

 
 
 Posted:   Jun 3, 2015 - 4:09 PM   
 By:   Tall Guy   (Member)


fnar fnar!

 
 Posted:   Jun 3, 2015 - 4:39 PM   
 By:   Bill Carson, Earl of Poncey   (Member)

Dont know about the rest of you, but I think id rather work in a place full of young nubile rampant totty at hooters than be a chunky middle-aged waiter fondled by a room full of grandmas!

Of course, if we were serving Joan, then that might be ok.
Maybe i could do one shift?

Frankly, i dont think i want to work, period. Done enough of that.

 
 
 Posted:   Jun 3, 2015 - 4:54 PM   
 By:   joan hue   (Member)

Hey, we grandmas just may be GREAT tippers.

 
 Posted:   Jun 3, 2015 - 5:08 PM   
 By:   edwzoomom   (Member)


Welcome back joan. You have been missed. smile

 
 
 Posted:   Jun 3, 2015 - 8:55 PM   
 By:   joan hue   (Member)

Thanks, edw. We were gone on a vacation for almost 3 weeks.

 
 
 Posted:   Jun 3, 2015 - 9:16 PM   
 By:   Christopher Kinsinger   (Member)

I suppose a 62 year old man (even though I'm still 17 at heart) is probably way, waaaay too long in the tooth to apply for a waiter's position at Tallywackers.

But I certainly wouldn't want to miss being a common diner at the Event with Joan, Tall Guy & Bill!

 
 
 Posted:   Jun 3, 2015 - 10:06 PM   
 By:   joan hue   (Member)

You can be MY date, Chris. Bill and Tall Guy will be our waiters, and they had better provide awesome service to keep us from complaining and to earn those big tips.

 
 
 Posted:   Jun 3, 2015 - 10:28 PM   
 By:   Christopher Kinsinger   (Member)

Joan…I've never before said the following words to anyone:

I'm SPEECHLESS!!!

AND…I'm THERE!

big grin

 
 Posted:   Jun 3, 2015 - 11:37 PM   
 By:   Bill Carson, Earl of Poncey   (Member)

Hang on a minute, first of all we are serving Huey for a shift while she has a grope of manboobs, the next second we're waiting on half the fsm board!!!

 
 
 Posted:   Jun 4, 2015 - 1:05 AM   
 By:   Christopher Kinsinger   (Member)

BillCarson, BillCarson, BillCarson…

THIS IS A FANTASY…GOT THAT???

Joan's HUSBAND would probably SHOOT ME, if I tried to be her date!

big grin

 
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