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 Posted:   Jun 6, 2015 - 9:30 PM   
 By:   Christopher Kinsinger   (Member)

"No, but you and your obvious clues have now scarred me!!

This thread has gone far into the forbidden zone and beyond the cliffs of filth and caves of indulgence...!!

I blame huey, erik and kinsinger. And edzwoomom for showing filth to minors!! Ha ha."


BillCarson, BillCarson, BillCarson...
WHAT are we going to do with you, BillCarson?

I don't know if you've noticed, but several times now I've said that in response to your silliness.
BillCarson, BillCarson, BillCarson…


Do you know where that came from?
NO. Of course you don't.
Think back to 1961 - 1966.
Think of Sam Jaffe glaring at Vince Edwards and wailing, "Ben Casey, Ben Casey, Ben Casey!"

big grin


 
 
 Posted:   Jun 6, 2015 - 10:06 PM   
 By:   joan hue   (Member)

Yep, I should definitely get a senior discount. (You are younger.) Looking at all of those sexy guys waiting on me could cause a heart attack, stroke or at least a swoon.

 
 Posted:   Jun 7, 2015 - 2:06 AM   
 By:   Bill Carson, Earl of Poncey   (Member)

Goodmorning to the caves of outrageous indulgence!

Yes chris, i figured it was said 3 times in weariness! Didnt know it originated with sam jaffe.

No joan, lets not press on with my application!
I had a nightmare last night. I woke up in a hot sweat, screaming "The short shorts are coming to get me!!"

And no - no senior/ pensioner discounts for me, thank you!
Not for years yet!
Ages.
Decades.
Well.. 1 decade.

can we not have some pics n vids from Hooters? Sounds much more interesting!

 
 
 Posted:   Jun 7, 2015 - 9:50 AM   
 By:   Tall Guy   (Member)

Did anyone else notice that one of the posters on this topic is named Tall(ywacker)Guy? Cool. He's been here since 2003, and of course, he's from ENGLAND. smile


And I shall be reverting to my usual moniker, as it's a right pain to log in on my Playbook with all those extra characters.

 
 Posted:   Jun 7, 2015 - 10:12 AM   
 By:   edwzoomom   (Member)

Yep, I should definitely get a senior discount. (You are younger.) Looking at all of those sexy guys waiting on me could cause a heart attack, stroke or at least a swoon.


Ok joan, senior discount applies here. I will also make sure my life insurance premium is paid.

 
 
 Posted:   Jun 7, 2015 - 10:17 AM   
 By:   joan hue   (Member)

Tall Guy, you totally fooled me. Well Duh on me. Now join Bill and post a picture of your legs to see if you can wear those shorts.

 
 Posted:   Jun 7, 2015 - 3:27 PM   
 By:   edwzoomom   (Member)

My daughter just reminded me that we have a neighbor who has insisted on wearing the same pair of denim short shorts for the last 20 years or since she can remember. Another ewwww moment when she saw them the first time. He lives across the street so we see them from Memorial Day on. We call HIM Cabana Boy.

 
 Posted:   Jun 7, 2015 - 7:39 PM   
 By:   Adm Naismith   (Member)

Amy Schumer did a sketch on her show about a bar called 'O'Nutters' that pretty much nails the entire experience.

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http://www.cc.com/video-clips/u61qfb/inside-amy-schumer-lunch-at-o-nutters

 
 
 Posted:   Jun 8, 2015 - 8:36 AM   
 By:   joan hue   (Member)

Adm, I think that video just stopped Bill and Tall Guy from applying to Tallywackers. Oh, well.

 
 
 Posted:   Jun 8, 2015 - 9:39 AM   
 By:   Tall Guy   (Member)

Adm, I think that video just stopped Bill and Tall Guy from applying to Tallywackers. Oh, well.


Video not visible in our area!

 
 Posted:   Jun 8, 2015 - 4:09 PM   
 By:   Bill Carson, Earl of Poncey   (Member)

I couldnt view it either. So no harm done.

Further to edwzoomoms neighbour Cabana Boy, A little story for joan and edwzoomom and minor spitfire.
At my local tennis club there is a guy mid 50s who plays in short shorts a few sizes too small for him. Its a bit ouch and it does look an odd style, especially given that tennis style these days is for long and mostly baggy shorts like nike adidas etc. He recently got to a final with his wife and sitting among the watching crowd one woman said "Good that they won the first set but why is he wearing his wife's shorts??"

Made me laugh.

 
 Posted:   Jun 8, 2015 - 5:13 PM   
 By:   edwzoomom   (Member)

I couldnt view it either. So no harm done.

Further to edzwoomoms neighbour Cabana Boy, A little story for joan and edwzoomom and minor spitfire.
At my local tennis club there is a guy mid 50s who plays in short shorts a few sizes too small for him. Its a bit ouch and it does look an odd style, especially given that tennis style these days is for long and mostly baggy shorts like nike adidas etc. He recently got to a final with his wife and sitting among the watching crowd one woman said "Good that they won the first set but why is he wearing his wife's shorts??"

Made me laugh.


OMG Bill, that made me laugh out loud - I know LOL yada yada yada. I wonder if your buddy knows our guy - maybe one and the same. My new neighbor down the way stopped by last week and Cabana Boy was out there washing his car - a passion of his. New neighbor looked at the outfit and said "those shorts look like they hurt". I am still laughing about the ".....wife's shorts?" comment. It is gonna be a long summer.

By the way, his full name is Cabana Boy from Bikini Bottom (a la SpongeBob)

 
 
 Posted:   Jun 8, 2015 - 5:31 PM   
 By:   joan hue   (Member)

Good one Bill and edw.

 
 
 Posted:   Jun 8, 2015 - 6:31 PM   
 By:   Christopher Kinsinger   (Member)

This is beginning to sound like something Russ Meyer might have done around 1970…

20th Century-Fox Presents

A Russ Meyer Film

EDY WILLIAMS

ERICA GAVIN

CYNTHIA MYERS

and

CHARLES NAPIER

as

"CABANA BOY FROM BIKINI BOTTOM"!

big grin

 
 Posted:   Jun 15, 2015 - 4:26 PM   
 By:   Sir David of Garland   (Member)

Aqui se ve los meseros de Tallywhackers "en poca ropa"!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWJA5zX4alw

I can always count on Telemundo to show un poco mas! wink

 
 Posted:   Jun 15, 2015 - 4:53 PM   
 By:   edwzoomom   (Member)

This is beginning to sound like something Russ Meyer might have done around 1970…

20th Century-Fox Presents

A Russ Meyer Film

EDY WILLIAMS

ERICA GAVIN

CYNTHIA MYERS

and

CHARLES NAPIER

as

"CABANA BOY FROM BIKINI BOTTOM"!

big grin


Christopher, he was in his glory this weekend. He opened the pool and thankfully it is in the backyard.

 
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