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Aug 22, 2016 - 6:31 AM
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Hurdy Gurdy
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Happy Birthday Jim.
Here's a quote from your Hero! 
“In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old people's home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, and then when you start work, you get a gold watch and a party on your first day. You work for 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You party, drink alcohol, and are generally promiscuous, then you are ready for high school. You then go to primary school, you become a kid, you play. You have no responsibilities, you become a baby until you are born. And then you spend your last 9 months floating in luxurious spa-like conditions with central heating and room service on tap, larger quarters every day and then Voila! You finish off as an orgasm!”
- Woody Allen
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Happy Birthday Jim.
Here's a quote from your Hero!
“In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old people's home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, and then when you start work, you get a gold watch and a party on your first day. You work for 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You party, drink alcohol, and are generally promiscuous, then you are ready for high school. You then go to primary school, you become a kid, you play. You have no responsibilities, you become a baby until you are born. And then you spend your last 9 months floating in luxurious spa-like conditions with central heating and room service on tap, larger quarters every day and then Voila! You finish off as an orgasm!”
- Woody Allen
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You're an adequate person, Jim. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise. Not Xebec, not Odlicno, not Oblicno, not nobody! Happy birthday and may your favourite League One team win three points at the weekend. My gift to you.
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Happy 365, Jim. May you drive your 1970 gold Pontiac LeMans while wearing your maroon leather jacket, turtleneck, slightly flared tan slacks, and piss-colored aviator shades in style today!
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Jimbo, a birthday thread?, whats the world coming to, as De Niro said to Pesci.
You know you have arrived in fsm folklore when you get your own f****** birthday thread!!! 
Maybe you should get a Who dares wins award, coz theyve been a bit scarce lately.
Its like an oscar but we never give them out!
And...more importantly, Inspector Lestrade, Christopher Lee's ghost told me youre older than 30!!
Happy birthday Phelpsmeister. From Bill C, the 4th Earl of Poncey! 2nd cousin to the Duke of stratford.
(Nevvvah herdovit!!!)
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Thats ok - phelps made an early brief appearance to his birthday thread but now hes vanished - cant imagine why he wouldnt wanna spend his big day with his best budsters!!!
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