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 Posted:   Jan 17, 2017 - 9:17 PM   
 By:   Sir David of Garland   (Member)

I just made something from eggs that had date-stamps on them.

How do the chickens work the stamping machine? smile

 
 Posted:   Jan 17, 2017 - 9:22 PM   
 By:   DOGBELLE   (Member)

one cluck at a time

 
 Posted:   Jan 17, 2017 - 9:27 PM   
 By:   Justin Boggan   (Member)

Oh, chicky.

 
 
 Posted:   Jan 17, 2017 - 10:47 PM   
 By:   Christopher Kinsinger   (Member)

David, I buy all of my eggs from a farm, about two miles from my home.
The farmer and his wife pick the brown eggs from the nests, take them into their kitchen, and wash the nest dirt off of them. These eggs are still warm when I take them home.

I spent most of my life eating store-bought eggs, and I always loved them.

BUT...once I was introduced to farm-fresh eggs...WOW!

I'll NEVER go back!!!

 
 
 Posted:   Jan 17, 2017 - 11:09 PM   
 By:   Christopher Kinsinger   (Member)

Anyway...you can have all your technologically-advanced, date-stamping chickens.
I prefer the old-fashioned chickens, who all lay much more delicious eggs!

And, NO...I do not live in Mayberry, RFD.

 
 Posted:   Jan 17, 2017 - 11:41 PM   
 By:   drivingmissdaisy   (Member)

Taste great with steak sauce smile

 
 Posted:   Jan 18, 2017 - 8:29 AM   
 By:   Solium   (Member)

one cluck at a time

And here we have the best response!

 
 Posted:   Jan 18, 2017 - 9:12 AM   
 By:   ryanpaquet   (Member)

I wonder how much the cartridges cost for one of these things...

 
 
 Posted:   Jan 18, 2017 - 9:22 AM   
 By:   Doc Loch   (Member)

I just made something from eggs that had date-stamps on them.

How do the chickens work the stamping machine? smile


Sounds like a shell game to me (and as El Brendel would say, the yolks on you if they can pullet off).

 
 Posted:   Jan 18, 2017 - 9:41 AM   
 By:   Justin Boggan   (Member)

Sounds like a shell game to me (and as El Brendel would say, the yolks on you if they can pullet off).

Don't get cocky.

 
 
 Posted:   Jan 18, 2017 - 10:22 AM   
 By:   Doc Loch   (Member)

Sounds like a shell game to me (and as El Brendel would say, the yolks on you if they can pullet off).

Don't get cocky.


With writing like that I'll never win a pullet surprise. But I've done enough damage for now, I think I'll take the rooster the day off.

 
 Posted:   Jan 18, 2017 - 10:27 AM   
 By:   Justin Boggan   (Member)

You're egging me on. I'm in a scramble to come up with more than my current poultry puns.

 
 Posted:   Jan 18, 2017 - 11:35 AM   
 By:   Bill Carson, Earl of Poncey   (Member)

Oi No more of this fowl language!

 
 Posted:   Jan 18, 2017 - 11:39 AM   
 By:   mgh   (Member)

I was going to comment but chickened out.

p.s. And where the hell is Chickenhearted? He should be in on this.

 
 Posted:   Jan 18, 2017 - 11:48 AM   
 By:   Solium   (Member)

Yolk it all up why don't you!

 
 
 Posted:   Jan 18, 2017 - 1:21 PM   
 By:   Doc Loch   (Member)

You're egging me on. I'm in a scramble to come up with more than my current poultry puns.

I guess you'll just have to wing it.

 
 Posted:   Jan 18, 2017 - 1:23 PM   
 By:   Justin Boggan   (Member)

All these puns have warmed the cluckles of my heart.

 
 
 Posted:   Jan 18, 2017 - 1:24 PM   
 By:   ANZALDIMAN   (Member)

Yolk it all up why don't you!

Try to look at the sunny side.

 
 Posted:   Jan 18, 2017 - 1:30 PM   
 By:   jackfu   (Member)

You guys crack me up.

 
 Posted:   Jan 18, 2017 - 1:52 PM   
 By:   Ian J.   (Member)

All this eggsibitionism is beating me up.

 
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