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David, I buy all of my eggs from a farm, about two miles from my home.
The farmer and his wife pick the brown eggs from the nests, take them into their kitchen, and wash the nest dirt off of them. These eggs are still warm when I take them home.
I spent most of my life eating store-bought eggs, and I always loved them.
BUT...once I was introduced to farm-fresh eggs...WOW!
I'll NEVER go back!!!
When the revolution comes and the Chickens Rule, you'll be the first one they're pushing in front of the firing squad, Christopher! 
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What eggxactly was David making anyway?
Scrambled eggs.
Or "heggs", as our British Brethren say.
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BUT...once I was introduced to farm-fresh eggs...WOW!
I'll NEVER go back!!!
I think we can all look forward to the day when we don't have to buy milk, but rather we can get under a cow and such directly from the utters.
I hope that doesn't ruffle anybody's feathers. ;-)
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This thread reminds me of a bad egg gag told on t.v by jon pertwee no3 doctor.
2 german immigrants come to britain, klaus who doesnt speak a word of english and jurgen who speaks english.
Klaus asks jurgen what to say when he wants food and Jurgen says "Tea und toast!"
so klaus practices this to himself. After a month of being served the same old tea and toast, he asks jurgen to give him something new to eat. So jurgen tells him to ask for "Ham und heggs!"
So klaus practices this. "Ham und heggs...ham und heggs"
He goes in the cafe. "Yes, love?" says the lady in cafe.
Klaus takes a breath and says: "Ham und heggs!"
Lady in cafe says "okay, do you want bread and butter with that, love?"
Klaus repeats "...Ham und heggs!!"
Lady in cafe says "Yeah, love, but do you want bread and butter with it?"
Klaus, getting frantic "Ham und heggs!!!!"
Lady in cafe says "Yeah, but do you want bread and butter?"
Klaus shrugs "...tea und toast."
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