tallguy will strip naked at last 10 minutes of the film. robed Mr. kong's boom box and start to run across the screen(right to left) playing c.c.r's run thru the jungle at a volume setting 10 plus squared the number 2.
by the way, Mrs tallguy was so proud of her husband. She took all her girlfriends to see the movie. then handed out free DVD in blue ray too each one.
If I'm to run naked through the jungle I'd insist on a stunt boom box AT THE VERY LEAST.
The word on the street is you will be staring in the remake of "the naked pray" only the time it takes place in northern Scotland during the winter months.
How many helicopters were there?! Seems the CGI guy went nuts with copy and paste! There was no reason to go anywhere near Kong. Could've riddled him with bullets from a distance and he would have bled to death. Though any sane person would've turned around and bolted.
The film had way to many characters of no significance. All these big budget films have a token Chinese girl who can barely speak English because China is bank rolling these films nowadays. Its really silly.
I did like Kong a lot. He's exactly what I always thought an updated version of Kong should look like. Kong's CGI was fantastic too. Even the water effects were very cool.
I also liked the stories painted on rocks that were only readable from a certain perspective. They did the same thing with the skull island mountain which was pretty cool.
The rest of the film was pretty dumb and uninspired.
Edit: I should add the very premise of the opening was asinine. Lets go to an uncharted island and drop bombs on it so we can piss off some unknown beast.
