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John Williams needs a cameo in a STAR WARS film.
I think he should be a high councilor in some governing body, over some MASSIVE dominion. He wear his trademark black, albeit in a flowing robe. I don't think he'd be inclined to have lines, so I think he should just nod in agreement with some grave pronouncement.
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He's got that look, like you could put him in a dark robe and he could stand with a Sith lord.
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Have a scene with a Star Wars style jazz combo playing in the background and have him in it.
Put alien makeup on him, but leave the turtleneck.
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There should be a scene in an intergalactic yogurt shop, where a Porg pops up out of the candy, a woman screams, "It's a Porg!", and we cut to Williams responding, "Hey, what's going on here? Did she say there were Porgs...?"
That sounds a little JERRY RIGGED.
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A magistrate.
But instead of a gavel...
Or better yet, WITH a gavel--but instead of banging it down, he waves it around gracefully in the air.
Like!
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Have a scene with a Star Wars style jazz combo playing in the background and have him in it.
Put alien makeup on him, but leave the turtleneck.
Yes! Playing an alien piano!
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There should be a scene in an intergalactic yogurt shop, where a Porg pops up out of the candy, a woman screams, "It's a Porg!", and we cut to Williams responding, "Hey, what's going on here? Did she say there were Porgs...?"
That sounds a little JERRY RIGGED.
Well-spotted!
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I thought John Walsh was banned?
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They should hire New York M.T.A. Chairman Joe Lhota instead of John Williams. And he'd probably come a lot cheaper. If Lhota walked a few blocks around Symphony Hall in Boston he'd probably get swamped. Until they finally figured out he's not John Williams of course..
Yikes!
(how do u pronounce thAt?)
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