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He looks more like the Patrick Stewart that was in THE SIMPSONS. 
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Feb 9, 2018 - 6:06 AM
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jackfu
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I'll bet you Dustin Hoffman was in Star Wars. If I'm wrong I'll buy you dinner.
Wasn't there a deleted scene in which Hoffman, as Benjamin, a little-known Jedi drives a somewhat inebriated Princess Leia home from a cantina? She offers him a drink and things go downhill from there. I seem to recall their dialogue went something like:
Benjamin: Look, uh, Princess Leia, I drove you home. I was glad to do it. But I have some things on my mind. Can you understand that?
Princess Leia: Yes.
Benjamin: I'm sure that the Senator and the Queen will be here any minute now and -
Princess Leia: No.
Benjamin: What?
Princess Leia: They will be back quite late. They should be gone for several hours.
Benjamin: Oh my Force!
Princess Leia: Pardon?
Ben: Oh no, Your Highness, oh no.
Princess Leia: What's wrong?
Benjamin: Princess Leia, you didn't - I mean, you didn't expect -
Princess Leia: What?
Benjamin: I mean, you didn't really think that I would do something like that!
Princess Leia: Like what?
Benjamin: What do you think?
Princess Leia: Well, I don't know.
Benjamin: For the Force's sake, Princess Leia, here we are, you've got me into your house. You give me a drink. You put on music, now you start opening up your personal life to me and tell me the Senator and the Queen won’t be home for hours?
Princess Leia: So?
Benjamin: Your Highness – you’re trying to seduce me .... Aren't you?
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