Igor Shamusovich! You are disgrace to Motherland and wolf Vladimir is currently in cattle truck heading for state-run pet food collective, with only old oil can to defecate in. And when we catch you, you too will know the horror of Vladimir’s poo tin.
Your love for Shostakovich is well known, Commissar Loftyvich, but your zeal may be your undoing. You have now revealed yourself as an agent of KGB.
Count yourself fortunate that I am not a double agent sent here to smoke out such as yourself by the CIA.
Are you so foolish as to have overlooked the avatar of the deadly agent Phelps. He receives his instructions at Embassy phonebox. But from whom? Defect now while you still have time.
Heh Iggy, what do you mean, "If"? And you're correct, the West (ie USA) is an asylum. Call me crazy, since there's an immigration clamp down, but there's always room for one more.
Your love for Shostakovich is well known, Commissar Loftyvich, but your zeal may be your undoing. You have now revealed yourself as an agent of KGB.
Count yourself fortunate that I am not a double agent sent here to smoke out such as yourself by the CIA.
Are you so foolish as to have overlooked the avatar of the deadly agent Phelps. He receives his instructions at Embassy phonebox. But from whom? Defect now while you still have time.
I am good Russian and good Communist. Contact with Phelps was only to facilitate his defection to Motherland, not mine to decadent West, ahem. Collection of Shostakovich and Weinberg CDs always are kept in box with enough postal payment to reach safety - uhh, I mean cousin in Kiev.
Rusky saying, "nuke de duke." Rusky construct reactor fallout make glacier recede bett'r than US reactor! NY slowly underwater. You like cigarette, huh?
Transcription of what ensued next: "Tall guy, this is ###### I'm the driver of your good friend Hillary. She asked me to pick you and Seth up. I would have been here earlier but after I dropped up Seth, I first had to have the car cleaned. Then I had to stop off at an old iron melting plant to drop off some tools but now that that has all been taken care of, I'm here to take care of you........... I mean I'm here to bring you to your destination. By the way, do you know anyone from the competition that shook your hands once or twice so we can claim that they were very intimate with you? We would like to plaster that all over every media outlet for the coming year. Details are not important. We can take care of those. During the trip you can tell me how you like the new Mc McCarthyism we created. It cost quite lot of money but we managed to pull off a good one."