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 Posted:   May 12, 2018 - 12:04 AM   
 By:   Sigerson Holmes   (Member)

We get two competing projects, one got the rights to a book, the other has the rights to the real man's life directly from his family. But who is more like Lenny - Bradley Cooper or Jake Gyllenhall?

Will either project really make it to the screen, at long last?

Yeah?

Why?


. . . and what ever happened to Tom Hanks as Dean Martin?

 
 Posted:   May 15, 2018 - 8:22 PM   
 By:   Sir David of Garland   (Member)

Let's hope they don't gaywash him the way they did to John Nash.

 
 Posted:   May 15, 2018 - 11:11 PM   
 By:   'Lenny Bruce' Marshall   (Member)

Let's hope they don't gaywash him the way they did to John Nash.

Not gonna happen. *
Lenny is such a towering and complex figure. I am excited about a bio but wish something like a Scorcese/Dinero collaboration could have materialized.

Brm
*the folks who complain about Nash are offbase imo

 
 Posted:   May 15, 2018 - 11:13 PM   
 By:   'Lenny Bruce' Marshall   (Member)

We get two competing projects, one got the rights to a book, the other has the rights to the real man's life directly from his family. But who is more like Lenny - Bradley Cooper or Jake Gyllenhall?

Will either project really make it to the screen, at long last?

Yeah?

Why?


. . . and what ever happened to Tom Hanks as Dean Martin?


Whoever plays him will be too tall!

Hanks as Dino?!
Ahhhhahhhha. Stop it yer killing me!
smile

 
 
 Posted:   May 16, 2018 - 3:09 PM   
 By:   Zooba   (Member)

Bradley Cooper? Give me a break.

Break me off a piece of that Kit Kat Bar.

 
 
 Posted:   May 16, 2018 - 4:29 PM   
 By:   OnyaBirri   (Member)

Not one but two Elmer Bernstein biopics is a great consolation, in light of the Kenyon Hopkins biopic being cancelled due to allegations against Kevin Spacey.

 
 Posted:   May 16, 2018 - 4:31 PM   
 By:   'Lenny Bruce' Marshall   (Member)

Bradley Cooper? Give me a break.

Break me off a piece of that Kit Kat Bar.


So will "method man" lose all the weight and muscle he put on for that puke film glorifying US imperialist war crimes?
And will he shrink hinself down to five feet four inches?

 
 Posted:   May 16, 2018 - 4:32 PM   
 By:   'Lenny Bruce' Marshall   (Member)

Not one but two Elmer Bernstein biopics is a great consolation, in light of the Kenyon Hopkins biopic being cancelled due to allegations against Kevin Spacey.

Lenny, dummy!

 
 
 Posted:   May 16, 2018 - 4:35 PM   
 By:   OnyaBirri   (Member)

Not one but two Elmer Bernstein biopics is a great consolation, in light of the Kenyon Hopkins biopic being cancelled due to allegations against Kevin Spacey.

Lenny, dummy!


There is going to be a Lemmy documentary too? Will it focus on Hawkwind or Motorhead, or both? I don't think Kevin Spacey will be available for that one, either.

This is as good a time and place as any to think about what might have been:

http://filmscoremonthly.com/board/posts.cfm?threadID=118972&forumID=1&archive=0

 
 Posted:   May 16, 2018 - 10:52 PM   
 By:   Sigerson Holmes   (Member)

I've just come up with the title of the first negative review of the Cooper project, which he plans to write, direct, star in and call "American" (the original title of "Citizen Kane").

This is high-concept, so go with me, folks . . .

How about . . . "Citizen Vain"?

 
 Posted:   May 17, 2018 - 12:03 AM   
 By:   'Lenny Bruce' Marshall   (Member)

I've just come up with the title of the first negative review of the Cooper project, which he plans to write, direct, star in and call "American" (the original title of "Citizen Kane").

This is high-concept, so go with me, folks . . .

How about . . . "Citizen Vain"?


"American Sniper Redux: The Bernstein Body Count"

 
 Posted:   May 17, 2018 - 12:18 AM   
 By:   Bill Carson, Earl of Poncey   (Member)

Onya i spent two days trying to work out what Dean Martin was doing in Elmer's life story??! wink

 
 
 Posted:   May 17, 2018 - 5:42 AM   
 By:   OnyaBirri   (Member)

Onya i spent two days trying to work out what Dean Martin was doing in Elmer's life story??! wink

They do bear a striking resemblance!

 
 Posted:   May 17, 2018 - 10:54 AM   
 By:   'Lenny Bruce' Marshall   (Member)



Break me off a piece of that Kit Kat Bar.


Another shameless product plug.
Actors!!!!!!

 
 
 Posted:   May 17, 2018 - 2:38 PM   
 By:   Zooba   (Member)

How bet Seth Rogan as a John Williams and Jonah Hill as a plump Lionel Newman in their younger days. Of course there will be the obligatory Lionel doing his "Napkin into a Penis" trick to be sure.

 
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