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 Posted:   May 22, 2018 - 8:13 AM   
 By:   jackfu   (Member)

Please believe me, I do realize that with most every new post I make I only confirm my twelve-year-old's-mind-in-a-63 y/o body, but I couldn't resist.

http://www.traveller.com.au/transavia-flight-forced-to-make-unscheduled-landing-over-farting-passenger-h0wel4

I just couldn't wait so I could use Google Translate to (mis)quote the offending passenger as having said, 'Wie wäre es mit ein paar Bohnen, Herr Taggart?".

Sorry.

 
 Posted:   May 22, 2018 - 8:48 AM   
 By:   David Sones (Allardyce)   (Member)

Brings new meaning to the term “air travel”. Let the puns commence!

 
 Posted:   May 22, 2018 - 9:13 AM   
 By:   Octoberman   (Member)

If the airline changes it's name, it could usher in a whole new era of prosperity.

Think of the ad campaigns!
"Don't fart around with any other airline! Come and fly Air Flatulence. Where the passenger can relax and let it all out!".

 
 Posted:   May 22, 2018 - 9:13 AM   
 By:   ZapBrannigan   (Member)

Brings new meaning to the term “air travel”. Let the puns commence!

They should have opened a window and dived below 14,000 feet, in that order. Problem solved.

 
 Posted:   May 22, 2018 - 10:02 AM   
 By:   jackfu   (Member)

Brings new meaning to the term “air travel”. Let the puns commence!

big grin

"Transavia - where you can let one fly!"

 
 Posted:   May 22, 2018 - 10:17 AM   
 By:   Solium   (Member)

Perfect opportunity to bring science into the discussion! Start at 2:30 minute mark.


 
 Posted:   May 22, 2018 - 10:19 AM   
 By:   Solium   (Member)

Living In The Age Of Flatulence.

 
 Posted:   May 22, 2018 - 10:24 AM   
 By:   Octoberman   (Member)

I swear to God, Neil is going to go into comedy.
Which would be a tremendous gain for comedy but a profoundly disastrous loss for science!

 
 Posted:   May 22, 2018 - 11:41 AM   
 By:   jackfu   (Member)

Preflight announcement: "In the event of a water landing, your seat cushion will serve as a floatation device. If none is available, pull your shirt down as far as you can and f*rt into it to inflate it."

 
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