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 Posted:   Nov 4, 2018 - 9:37 AM   
 By:   Montana Dave   (Member)

A question that I'm sure has been on FSM Members minds for years, right? The very first time I saw a bidet was on my first visit to Rome, decades ago. So, lets hear from Americans, The British, Irish, Germans, and not to leave out Norway, feel free to comment.

The first video is interesting as it explains the pros for using one and the bidet's history in Europe, Japan & America.
The second video is an amusing 'tutorial', as it were.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FBzTPPeZjM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPeRXapDfsw

 
 Posted:   Nov 4, 2018 - 9:46 AM   
 By:   Solium   (Member)

Who needs the extra hardware and plumbing. Nothing you can't accomplish with a stool and a sink. big grin

 
 
 Posted:   Nov 5, 2018 - 5:24 AM   
 By:   Montana Dave   (Member)

Who needs the extra hardware and plumbing. Nothing you can't accomplish with a stool and a sink. big grin

Next time I come over Solium, you'll have to explain to me where you wash your drinking glasses and dinner plates. wink

 
 
 Posted:   Nov 5, 2018 - 5:53 AM   
 By:   Thor   (Member)

Never used a bidet in my life, nor do I intend to (now there's a sentence I never thought I'd say). It's relatively rare you see them anymore, in hotel rooms and otherwise. Then again, I don't frequent 5-star hotels where this is supposedly more common.

 
 Posted:   Nov 5, 2018 - 5:57 AM   
 By:   Scott McOldsmith   (Member)

Because we don't give a shit... smile

 
 Posted:   Nov 5, 2018 - 10:15 AM   
 By:   Solium   (Member)

Who needs the extra hardware and plumbing. Nothing you can't accomplish with a stool and a sink. big grin

Next time I come over Solium, you'll have to explain to me where you wash your drinking glasses and dinner plates. wink


Family dog takes care of that.

 
 Posted:   Nov 5, 2018 - 10:16 AM   
 By:   Solium   (Member)

Because we don't give a shit... smile

We Americans love our crusty butts.

 
 
 Posted:   Nov 5, 2018 - 10:28 AM   
 By:   Last Child   (Member)

What kind of sick, twisted pervert would ask on a soundtrack site about every American's toilet habits??? Living in Montana does strange things to people.

 
 Posted:   Nov 5, 2018 - 11:30 AM   
 By:   jackfu   (Member)

Because the water doesn't spray long enough for us to brush our teeth...

 
 
 Posted:   Nov 5, 2018 - 11:38 AM   
 By:   Preston Neal Jones   (Member)

The story goes that Mrs. Billy Wilder, shopping in Paris, wired her husband that she'd just found the most darling, but very expensive, antique bidet and could she please go ahead and buy it? The great man wired back, "My dear, have you considered standing on your head in the shower?"

 
 Posted:   Nov 5, 2018 - 11:41 AM   
 By:   pzfan   (Member)

Never used one. I guess, I'm a virgin ... bidet-wise.

 
 
 Posted:   Nov 5, 2018 - 12:41 PM   
 By:   Tango Urilla   (Member)

We Americans like to be hands-on, as it were.

 
 Posted:   Nov 5, 2018 - 12:59 PM   
 By:   LeHah   (Member)

This has to be the lowest thread started on this board.

 
 Posted:   Nov 5, 2018 - 1:30 PM   
 By:   Bill Carson, Earl of Poncey   (Member)

Great for washing muddy Wellingtons.

 
 
 Posted:   Nov 5, 2018 - 3:10 PM   
 By:   Tall Guy   (Member)

Great for washing muddy Wellingtons.


Yep, marvellously versatile.

 
 
 Posted:   Nov 5, 2018 - 3:15 PM   
 By:   Tango Urilla   (Member)

This has to be the lowest thread started on this board.

Oh I think you can search a little harder.

 
 Posted:   Nov 5, 2018 - 3:30 PM   
 By:   Bill Carson, Earl of Poncey   (Member)

Nah, Dog farts thread trumps this.

Geddit brits? Dog farts? trumps? I'll get me coat. wink

 
 
 Posted:   Nov 5, 2018 - 3:30 PM   
 By:   Montana Dave   (Member)

This has to be the lowest thread started on this board.


*..that I've commented on. This week.

 
 Posted:   Nov 5, 2018 - 3:33 PM   
 By:   Bill Carson, Earl of Poncey   (Member)

Dave, please stop putting bold commands in, fella.
It reminds a couple of us of someone else, who was best forgotten!! wink

 
 
 Posted:   Nov 5, 2018 - 3:35 PM   
 By:   Tango Urilla   (Member)

Nah, Dog farts thread trumps this.

Geddit brits? Dog farts? trumps? I'll get me coat. wink


To be fair, bidets are lower to the ground than dog farts. Depending on the size of the dog, of course.

 
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