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 Posted:   Nov 10, 2008 - 12:49 PM   
 By:   DavidinBerkeley   (Member)

Check out your local Spanish language channel.

Don't speak Spanish? Doesn't matter!

They always manage to have some program on when I'm flipping channels where there is at least one woman in a tiny halter top and a mini skirt dancing to no purpose except to get me to stop flipping channels.

And on one show called ESCANDOLO TV or something there's usually some teaser with some soap opera babe doing something, well.... scandalous... on camera.

One guy in tight jeans does appear, but he's just there to talk, so it's all yours, fellas.

 
 Posted:   Nov 10, 2008 - 1:10 PM   
 By:   drivingmissdaisy   (Member)

A couple of those spanish type channels have some hot hot guys on them!!!

 
 
 Posted:   Nov 10, 2008 - 1:32 PM   
 By:   The Man-Eating Cow   (Member)

A few months ago, I watched a masked wrestler movie with Santo and Blue Demon on a Spanish-language channel. It wasn't subtitled, and I don't speak Spanish, but with the score album to TOTAL RECALL in the background, it ruled.

 
 Posted:   Jun 17, 2014 - 8:31 PM   
 By:   DavidinBerkeley   (Member)

Second recommendation:

Take a yoga class!

You'll be the only guy there, you'll have all the women to yourself, and they'll think you're awesome even before you open your mouth!

 
 Posted:   Jun 17, 2014 - 9:00 PM   
 By:   solium   (Member)

Hell the female hosts on those Spanish language children shows look like porn stars!

 
 
 Posted:   Jun 17, 2014 - 9:02 PM   
 By:   joan hue   (Member)

Okay, David, what do you recommend we non-gay women watch on TV or what classes should we take? wink

 
 Posted:   Jun 18, 2014 - 1:38 PM   
 By:   Ron Hardcastle   (Member)

Re: Second recommendation:

Take a yoga class!

You'll be the only guy there, you'll have all the women to yourself, and they'll think you're awesome even before you open your mouth!


Or take an autobiographical writing class! In the one I took at UCLA, it was all women except me and another guy (Jack Nordquist), and when the class went private in the next installment, he had dropped out, leaving me there with about 2 dozen women.

 
 Posted:   Jun 18, 2014 - 4:13 PM   
 By:   jackfu   (Member)

Second recommendation:

Take a yoga class!

You'll be the only guy there, you'll have all the women to yourself, and they'll think you're awesome even before you open your mouth!


But won't that disqualify you from the non-gay men category in their eyes?

 
 Posted:   Jun 18, 2014 - 4:16 PM   
 By:   jackfu   (Member)

Second recommendation:

Take a yoga class!

You'll be the only guy there, you'll have all the women to yourself, and they'll think you're awesome even before you open your mouth!


But won't that disqualify you from the non-gay men category in their eyes?


Thereby relegating you into the "perv who only joined the yoga class to ogle us in our yoga poses and 'tards" category?

 
 
 Posted:   Jun 18, 2014 - 4:26 PM   
 By:   Montana Dave   (Member)

Second recommendation:

Take a yoga class!

You'll be the only guy there, you'll have all the women to yourself, and they'll think you're awesome even before you open your mouth!


But won't that disqualify you from the non-gay men category in their eyes?



Not until he opens his mouth to talk. When a purse falls out, it's a dead-giveaway.wink

 
 Posted:   Jun 18, 2014 - 4:52 PM   
 By:   jackfu   (Member)

Second recommendation:

Take a yoga class!

You'll be the only guy there, you'll have all the women to yourself, and they'll think you're awesome even before you open your mouth!


But won't that disqualify you from the non-gay men category in their eyes?



Not until he opens his mouth to talk. When a purse falls out, it's a dead-giveaway.wink


Well, to be clear, I intended "you" in the plural sense, not "you" specifically to David. And certainly not to start a pile-on on David.

embarrassment

 
 
 Posted:   Jun 18, 2014 - 4:56 PM   
 By:   Octoberman   (Member)

Well, to be clear, I intended "you" in the plural sense, not "you" specifically to David. And certainly not to start a pile-on on David.


Okay, wait...
"Pile-ons"=bad?

 
 Posted:   Jun 18, 2014 - 4:59 PM   
 By:   jackfu   (Member)

Well, to be clear, I intended "you" in the plural sense, not "you" specifically to David. And certainly not to start a pile-on on David.


Okay, wait...
"Pile-ons"=bad?


David, I PROMISE I'm not trying to make this worse!!!

eek

 
 Posted:   Jun 18, 2014 - 6:05 PM   
 By:   DavidinBerkeley   (Member)

Dudes, dudes....

One person misinterprets the original post, then re-inteprets their first post incorrectly.

Second person drives past all this at 60 miles an hour and confounds confusion with humor, which first person takes seriously, and both ignore the misplaced logic.

It's all too tangled to resolve, soooooooo.....

Everyone kiss Superman:



so you'll forget the last few days, and let's get back to getting dates for the non-gay men here...

 
 Posted:   Jun 19, 2014 - 5:26 AM   
 By:   Ron Hardcastle   (Member)

So take an autobiographical writing class.

 
 Posted:   Jun 19, 2014 - 2:17 PM   
 By:   DavidinBerkeley   (Member)

So take an autobiographical writing class.

A really good idea, Ron.

I also recommend taking American Sign Language classes. They are always LOADED with good-looking young women, truly.

 
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