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Check out your local Spanish language channel.
Don't speak Spanish? Doesn't matter!
They always manage to have some program on when I'm flipping channels where there is at least one woman in a tiny halter top and a mini skirt dancing to no purpose except to get me to stop flipping channels.
And on one show called ESCANDOLO TV or something there's usually some teaser with some soap opera babe doing something, well.... scandalous... on camera.
One guy in tight jeans does appear, but he's just there to talk, so it's all yours, fellas.
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A couple of those spanish type channels have some hot hot guys on them!!!
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A few months ago, I watched a masked wrestler movie with Santo and Blue Demon on a Spanish-language channel. It wasn't subtitled, and I don't speak Spanish, but with the score album to TOTAL RECALL in the background, it ruled.
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Second recommendation:
Take a yoga class!
You'll be the only guy there, you'll have all the women to yourself, and they'll think you're awesome even before you open your mouth!
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Re: Second recommendation:
Take a yoga class!
You'll be the only guy there, you'll have all the women to yourself, and they'll think you're awesome even before you open your mouth!
Or take an autobiographical writing class! In the one I took at UCLA, it was all women except me and another guy (Jack Nordquist), and when the class went private in the next installment, he had dropped out, leaving me there with about 2 dozen women.
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Second recommendation:
Take a yoga class!
You'll be the only guy there, you'll have all the women to yourself, and they'll think you're awesome even before you open your mouth!
But won't that disqualify you from the non-gay men category in their eyes?
Not until he opens his mouth to talk. When a purse falls out, it's a dead-giveaway.
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Dudes, dudes....
One person misinterprets the original post, then re-inteprets their first post incorrectly.
Second person drives past all this at 60 miles an hour and confounds confusion with humor, which first person takes seriously, and both ignore the misplaced logic.
It's all too tangled to resolve, soooooooo.....
Everyone kiss Superman:
so you'll forget the last few days, and let's get back to getting dates for the non-gay men here...
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So take an autobiographical writing class.
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So take an autobiographical writing class.
A really good idea, Ron.
I also recommend taking American Sign Language classes. They are always LOADED with good-looking young women, truly.
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