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 Posted:   Aug 5, 2009 - 11:22 PM   
 By:   zooba   (Member)

I've never freeken understood this.

If I had a lot of their money, I'd have the straightest, cleanest, whitest teeth possible.


Please list your favorite rich celebrity or famous person with horrible teeth.


I'll start with Kevin Costner.

Kevin, c'mon dude.

Please share.

 
 Posted:   Aug 5, 2009 - 11:24 PM   
 By:   JJH   (Member)

I've never freeken understood this.

If I had a lot of there money, I'd have the straightest, cleanest, whitest teeth possible.





why they gotta be white?



anyway...I submit Steve Buscemi:


 
 
 Posted:   Aug 5, 2009 - 11:28 PM   
 By:   Michael24   (Member)

Honestly? Can't say I've ever paid attention to celebrities' teeth before. LOL!!

 
 
 Posted:   Aug 5, 2009 - 11:29 PM   
 By:   zippy   (Member)

Aah, the woodchipper guy! wink

 
 
 Posted:   Aug 5, 2009 - 11:38 PM   
 By:   zooba   (Member)

http://interestingemailforwards.blogspot.com/2009/04/celebrities-with-bad-teeth.html

Morgan Freeman works all the time.

Hey Morg, 1-800 DENTIST?

BEHAVE!


http://s3.amazonaws.com/mmc-digi-beta-production/assets/10260/Austin_Powers_article.jpg

 
 Posted:   Aug 6, 2009 - 9:12 PM   
 By:   Accidental Genius   (Member)

Patricia Arquette, who is actually famous for admitting her teeth are bad, but I actually have respect for her because she refuses to get them fixed; she says it's a part of who she is. Good for her!

Hilarious post, Zooba. Fun stuff!

 
 
 Posted:   Aug 7, 2009 - 1:46 AM   
 By:   riotengine   (Member)

I've never freeken understood this.

If I had a lot of there money, I'd have the straightest, cleanest, whitest teeth possible.





why they gotta be white?



anyway...I submit Steve Buscemi:




Buscemi has addressed this, stating if he got his teeth fixed, he'd be out of a job.

Greg Espinoza

 
 Posted:   Aug 7, 2009 - 4:10 AM   
 By:   Mr. Jack   (Member)

Jewel...?



Although I still find her extremely attractive, and find the lopsided tooth to be a "flaw" that just accentuates the rest of her beauty. big grin

 
 Posted:   Aug 7, 2009 - 5:18 AM   
 By:   Scott M (Oldsmith)   (Member)

That's the whole thing: teeth are like fingerprints (which is why investigators compare dental records) and part of a person's unique appearance. Unless one has a nasty gum disease or "black tooth" then why should even celebrities have the same, identical white smiles? This is just another example of the artificial beautification making society feel like crap about themselves.

"Number 12 Looks Just Like You."

 
 Posted:   Aug 7, 2009 - 12:41 PM   
 By:   nuts_score   (Member)

Patricia Arquette, who is actually famous for admitting her teeth are bad, but I actually have respect for her because she refuses to get them fixed; she says it's a part of who she is. Good for her!


Patricia Arquette is one of my biggest fantasy crushes. To have her and Rosanna in bed for a night (at any age... er, at least over 18) would be the death of me. Lucky me!



Fact: It's tough to find a pic of Arquette with her teeth on display. She doesn't smile often when on the red carpet. This picture is mighty sexy, however.

 
 Posted:   Aug 7, 2009 - 12:48 PM   
 By:   Mr. Jack   (Member)

Unless one has a nasty gum disease or "black tooth" then why should even celebrities have the same, identical white smiles? This is just another example of the artificial beautification making society feel like crap about themselves.

I'm reminded of Ali Larter (Heroes). A generally attractive woman, but her teeth are so unnaturally large, straight and white that whenever she smiles, I keep thinking she's gonna bite somebody's head off. eek

 
 Posted:   Aug 7, 2009 - 1:02 PM   
 By:   Scott M (Oldsmith)   (Member)

I'd let her bite my head off without hesitation.

Well, I'd prefer her to nibble, but I ain't picky.

 
 
 Posted:   Aug 7, 2009 - 1:49 PM   
 By:   Graham S. Watt   (Member)

I'd like my head nibbled by everybody whose photos have been posted on this thread so far, except Steve Buscemi.

 
 Posted:   Aug 7, 2009 - 2:06 PM   
 By:   Mr. Marshall   (Member)

I've never freeken understood this.

If I had a lot of their money, I'd have the straightest, cleanest, whitest teeth possible.


Please list your favorite rich celebrity or famous person with horrible teeth.


I'll start with Kevin Costner.

Kevin, c'mon dude.

Please share.


zoob,
you really need to get a hobby.....
brm

 
 Posted:   Aug 7, 2009 - 2:15 PM   
 By:   nuts_score   (Member)

I'd like my head nibbled by everybody whose photos have been posted on this thread so far, especially Steve Buscemi.

Good Lord, sir!





big grin

 
 
 Posted:   Aug 7, 2009 - 2:23 PM   
 By:   Graham S. Watt   (Member)

Good Lord nuts, you're nuts. You misquoted me. You're nuts, and your nuts are nuts, probably.

By the way, back on topic, I have noticed that the great Sir Christopher Lee has never in his whole life changed his lower row. He sometimes put fangs in the upper row, but the lower row was always like a scraggy line of decaying gravestones. Nowadays (he's 87, God bless him) he's got the same mouth as the late great Queen Mother of England. In a word, popcorn.

 
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