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 Posted:   Aug 17, 2010 - 8:08 AM   
 By:   dragon53   (Member)

TUESDAY, AUGUST 17

PIRANHA 3-D---actress Kelly Brook said she will have an underwater lesbian scene with porn actress Riley Steele in the remake movie. Brook will also appear on the cover of PLAYBOY. Jerry O'Connell (JERRY MAGUIRE, STAND BY ME) said his character will be a porn star/film maker who has his genitals eaten off by the voracious piranha, "It was actually pretty fun...I've seen a large chunk of it and it looks great. It's really funny actually."




THE EXPENDABLES---Sylvester Stallone explained why Jean-Claude Van Damme refused his offer to co-star in the hit movie, "I wanted to set Jean-Claude against Jet Li, but he didn't want to lose to Jet. He didn't think that was cool. But that's why it would be cool; to have Jean-Claude beaten by the other man. Hey, they could have a rematch. But Steven Seagal and Van Damme, they weren't into our gallows humor."




TOYER---movie underway based on the novel with Brian De Palma (THE UNTOUCHABLES, CARRIE) as the director about a serial lunatic who kidnaps beautiful women, psychologically tortures them and puts them into a medically-induced coma. A female neurologist and a newspaper editor team up to stop him.

MEL GIBSON---accidentally drove his 2008 Maserati Quattroporte into a Malibu hillside and was not injured. The California Highway Patrol said, "DIU is not suspected in the accident." CHP officer Mike Harris said,"His property was the only property that was damaged. I don't know if he did any damage to the rocks, but I'm pretty sure they are stable."

ANONYMOUS---movie underway from Roland Emmerich (INDEPENDENCE DAY, 2012) starring Vanessa Redgrave and David Thewlis about who really wrote Shakespeare's plays.

TINKER, TAILOR, SOLDIER, SPY---Benedict Cumberbatch joins the spy thriller cast of Gary Oldman, Ralph Fiennes and Michael Fassbender.

THE GIRL WITH THE DRAGON TATTOO---Sony Pictures confirmed that Rooney Mara will star as Lisbeth Salander. Rooney is the great-granddaughter of Art Rooney, Sr. (founder, Pittsbugh Steelers) and Tim Mara (founder, New York Giants).

BATTLESHIP---reportedly, Hamish Linklater (THE NEW ADVENTURES OF OLD CHRISTINE) has joined the cast of the movie based on the board game in which Earth's naval forces battle an alien invasion. Taylor Kitsch, Alexander Skarsgard, Rihanna and Tom Arnold star.

WIPEOUT---has been renewed for Season 4 by ABC.

AVON MAN---Hugh Jackman has left the movie about an unemployed car salesman who takes a job as an Avon cosmetics sales rep.

 
 Posted:   Aug 17, 2010 - 8:17 AM   
 By:   gone   (Member)

"My maserati does 185. I lost my lisence now i dont drive." -Joe Walsh-

 
 Posted:   Aug 17, 2010 - 8:17 AM   
 By:   Charles Thaxton   (Member)

TUESDAY, AUGUST 17

PIRANHA 3-D---actress Kelly Brook said she will have an underwater lesbian scene with porn actress Riley Steele in the remake movie. Brook will also appear on the cover of PLAYBOY. Jerry O'Connell (JERRY MAGUIRE, STAND BY ME) said his character will be a porn star/film maker who has his genitals eaten off by the voracious piranha, "It was actually pretty fun...I've seen a large chunk of it and it looks great. It's really funny actually."


"a large chunk of it...." LOL

 
 Posted:   Aug 17, 2010 - 8:22 AM   
 By:   Charles Thaxton   (Member)

TUESDAY, AUGUST 17
MEL GIBSON---accidentally drove his 2008 Maserati Quattroporte into a Malibu hillside and was not injured. The California Highway Patrol said, "DIU is not suspected in the accident." CHP officer Mike Harris said,"His property was the only property that was damaged. I don't know if he did any damage to the rocks, but I'm pretty sure they are stable."



the rocks are probably the ONLY thing in this scenario with stability.

 
 Posted:   Aug 17, 2010 - 11:06 AM   
 By:   Storyteller   (Member)

TUESDAY, AUGUST 17
MEL GIBSON---accidentally drove his 2008 Maserati Quattroporte into a Malibu hillside and was not injured. The California Highway Patrol said, "DIU is not suspected in the accident." CHP officer Mike Harris said,"His property was the only property that was damaged. I don't know if he did any damage to the rocks, but I'm pretty sure they are stable."



the rocks are probably the ONLY thing in this scenario with stability.





Says the guy who believes in little green men.


Pot, mothership kettle is calling.

 
 Posted:   Aug 17, 2010 - 12:04 PM   
 By:   Charles Thaxton   (Member)

TUESDAY, AUGUST 17
MEL GIBSON---accidentally drove his 2008 Maserati Quattroporte into a Malibu hillside and was not injured. The California Highway Patrol said, "DIU is not suspected in the accident." CHP officer Mike Harris said,"His property was the only property that was damaged. I don't know if he did any damage to the rocks, but I'm pretty sure they are stable."



the rocks are probably the ONLY thing in this scenario with stability.





Says the guy who believes in little green men.


Pot, mothership kettle is calling.



actually they're not green they're gray...(some of them anyway). For instance...

http://www.nicap.org/occupants_hall.htm

 
 Posted:   Aug 17, 2010 - 12:15 PM   
 By:   Charles Thaxton   (Member)

TUESDAY, AUGUST 17
MEL GIBSON---accidentally drove his 2008 Maserati Quattroporte into a Malibu hillside and was not injured. The California Highway Patrol said, "DIU is not suspected in the accident." CHP officer Mike Harris said,"His property was the only property that was damaged. I don't know if he did any damage to the rocks, but I'm pretty sure they are stable."



the rocks are probably the ONLY thing in this scenario with stability.





Says the guy who believes in little green men.


Pot, mothership kettle is calling.


Storyteller-I see from your profile link you're a Christian. You believe in Jesus Christ yet you've never seen Him have you? Are you stable?

 
 Posted:   Aug 17, 2010 - 1:34 PM   
 By:   Sarge   (Member)

Whenever I see a picture of Kelly Brook, my pants are suddenly two sizes too small.



 
 
 Posted:   Aug 17, 2010 - 1:37 PM   
 By:   dragon53   (Member)

SARGE:

Steven Seagal said the same thing.

oops...I thought you said Kelly LeBrock.

 
 Posted:   Aug 17, 2010 - 1:43 PM   
 By:   Storyteller   (Member)

Are you stable?

Not really. But I am thoughtful enough not to jump on the "let's all treat Mel Gibson heartlessly since we know next to nothing about what he is going through and it makes us feel superior" bandwagon.

Second: Aliens (living creatures) are allegedly physical beings made of solid matter that supposedly fly from one planet to another in a physical ship. Proving there existence should be no problem as they constantly visit our planet. This should be no harder to prove than proving people fly from France to the USA. Yet we have no tangible evidence, no photos that aren't blurry, no video ever caught at close range (or in focus for that matter), no anything workable, despite the fact that they are supposedly seen all the time. Enough times in fact to end up in videos and photos flying over populated cities, yet never clear enough to see, ever. Heck, even the one time only (let us hope) events of 911 were caught at a distance on video and film... in focus.

As for Jesus, he is in heaven with the Father until the prophesied day of his return. No claim by him to be constantly buzzing cities or abducting cows and people.

My God created me, died for me, and will return for me (and all who have faith in him and his word). But that is the nature of faith.

Aliens are supposedly physical and live in the physical universe grounded by the same scientific laws we are, yet I'm told to have faith they exist? That's silly to me. I believe in stars, galaxies, nebulas, suns, and all other physical bodies in the universe. But aliens I leave for the movies or for scientists in secret labs to cut up.

Between Christ and aliens, one requires faith in the spiritual (Jesus), the other requires proof because they are physical.

 
 Posted:   Aug 17, 2010 - 3:13 PM   
 By:   Francis   (Member)

Going by the thread title, I would like to see a Piranha 3D version starring Van Damme and Mel Gibson big grin

 
 Posted:   Aug 17, 2010 - 3:32 PM   
 By:   DeputyRiley   (Member)

Going by the thread title, I would like to see a Piranha 3D version starring Van Damme and Mel Gibson big grin

...with Alan Rickman as Piranha #4 and Gary Sinise as Piranha #11.

 
 Posted:   Aug 17, 2010 - 3:35 PM   
 By:   DeputyRiley   (Member)

Going by the thread title, I would like to see a Piranha 3D version starring Van Damme and Mel Gibson big grin

...with Alan Rickman as Piranha #4 and Gary Sinise as Piranha #11.


...and Eric Roberts as Piranha #33.

 
 Posted:   Aug 17, 2010 - 4:02 PM   
 By:   David Kessler   (Member)

Yes I´m game for it smile
Think this...a piranha jumps out of the lake and Van Damme roundhouse kicks it back in the lake, while Gibson just stares it madly deep in the eyes and then yells profanities (ohh I couldnt help myself there *LOL*)
Think about that in 3D...a wet dream for moviegoers...maybe not wink

 
 Posted:   Aug 17, 2010 - 6:31 PM   
 By:   Charles Thaxton   (Member)

Are you stable?

Not really. But I am thoughtful enough not to jump on the "let's all treat Mel Gibson heartlessly since we know next to nothing about what he is going through and it makes us feel superior" bandwagon.

Second: Aliens (living creatures) are allegedly physical beings made of solid matter that supposedly fly from one planet to another in a physical ship. Proving there existence should be no problem as they constantly visit our planet. This should be no harder to prove than proving people fly from France to the USA. Yet we have no tangible evidence, no photos that aren't blurry, no video ever caught at close range (or in focus for that matter), no anything workable, despite the fact that they are supposedly seen all the time. Enough times in fact to end up in videos and photos flying over populated cities, yet never clear enough to see, ever. Heck, even the one time only (let us hope) events of 911 were caught at a distance on video and film... in focus.

As for Jesus, he is in heaven with the Father until the prophesied day of his return. No claim by him to be constantly buzzing cities or abducting cows and people.

My God created me, died for me, and will return for me (and all who have faith in him and his word). But that is the nature of faith.

Aliens are supposedly physical and live in the physical universe grounded by the same scientific laws we are, yet I'm told to have faith they exist? That's silly to me. I believe in stars, galaxies, nebulas, suns, and all other physical bodies in the universe. But aliens I leave for the movies or for scientists in secret labs to cut up.

Between Christ and aliens, one requires faith in the spiritual (Jesus), the other requires proof because they are physical.




I don't wanna hijack this thread but:

1. I was just making a JOKE about Mel & his rocks...not feeling "superior". Given his recent behaviour I thought it fit.
2. If you look at the link I gave you...if even HALF of those reports are authentic then there's enough eyewitness EVIDENCE for beings seen near UFOs that...in a court of law...would get a conviction. You seem to want a live alien paraded out on Larry King as evidence.
3. I'm a Christian too, my friend...and I have zero trouble believing that God made other beings elsewhere in this vast cosmos and that he made some of them before US who might just know some things about galactic transportation that we won't know for a thousand years.
Christ WAS physical before the ascension as well..what scientific proof is there that He existed? As you said....a matter of faith. No argument there...

Back to the topic-wink

 
 Posted:   Aug 17, 2010 - 10:11 PM   
 By:   Storyteller   (Member)

Are you stable?

Not really. But I am thoughtful enough not to jump on the "let's all treat Mel Gibson heartlessly since we know next to nothing about what he is going through and it makes us feel superior" bandwagon.

Second: Aliens (living creatures) are allegedly physical beings made of solid matter that supposedly fly from one planet to another in a physical ship. Proving there existence should be no problem as they constantly visit our planet. This should be no harder to prove than proving people fly from France to the USA. Yet we have no tangible evidence, no photos that aren't blurry, no video ever caught at close range (or in focus for that matter), no anything workable, despite the fact that they are supposedly seen all the time. Enough times in fact to end up in videos and photos flying over populated cities, yet never clear enough to see, ever. Heck, even the one time only (let us hope) events of 911 were caught at a distance on video and film... in focus.

As for Jesus, he is in heaven with the Father until the prophesied day of his return. No claim by him to be constantly buzzing cities or abducting cows and people.

My God created me, died for me, and will return for me (and all who have faith in him and his word). But that is the nature of faith.

Aliens are supposedly physical and live in the physical universe grounded by the same scientific laws we are, yet I'm told to have faith they exist? That's silly to me. I believe in stars, galaxies, nebulas, suns, and all other physical bodies in the universe. But aliens I leave for the movies or for scientists in secret labs to cut up.

Between Christ and aliens, one requires faith in the spiritual (Jesus), the other requires proof because they are physical.




I don't wanna hijack this thread but:

1. I was just making a JOKE about Mel & his rocks...not feeling "superior". Given his recent behaviour I thought it fit.
2. If you look at the link I gave you...if even HALF of those reports are authentic then there's enough eyewitness EVIDENCE for beings seen near UFOs that...in a court of law...would get a conviction. You seem to want a live alien paraded out on Larry King as evidence.
3. I'm a Christian too, my friend...and I have zero trouble believing that God made other beings elsewhere in this vast cosmos and that he made some of them before US who might just know some things about galactic transportation that we won't know for a thousand years.
Christ WAS physical before the ascension as well..what scientific proof is there that He existed? As you said....a matter of faith. No argument there...

Back to the topic-wink


Your dodging the issue. Faith has it's base in something. God is the creator of this world (and all others). We are God's creation living on this world he created. His existence is significant to all life on this planet because we have a recorded history with him. But this requires faith. I'm not going to start listing the evidence here as any and all can review the bullet points in the book or DVD "The Case For Christ". Aliens however have no connection to us other than they like our farmers and their bovine.

I don't require aliens on Larry King. I never said that and you know it. Buy turning it into a joke you attempt to avoid all my points on physical evidence for physical beings. If I'm told Godzilla attacks Tokyo every year, but whoops... sorry, we have no physical evidence of this, nor in focus video or photos- Oh and the city was rebuilt just before you got here, then I would be a fool to believe them. You even went against yourself when you said "if even HALF of those reports are authentic then there's enough eyewitness EVIDENCE for beings seen near UFOs that...in a court of law...would get a conviction." "If" doesn't convict in a court of law my friend.

If you want to believe in them, that's cool. But the evidence works against it in my opinion.

But this is far off why I remarked in the first place. I just find endless harassing of a human being without full knowledge of all that transpired to be cowardly. However, your comment now seems more like an off jest than an actual statement. So it would appear I over reacted.

 
 Posted:   Aug 17, 2010 - 10:29 PM   
 By:   Josh Mitchell   (Member)

In just a few posts, you guys went from a joke about Mel Gibson's personal problems to an argument involving Jesus Christ and aliens from outer space. Far out!

 
 Posted:   Aug 17, 2010 - 10:29 PM   
 By:   gone   (Member)

If I'm told Godzilla attacks Tokyo every year, but whoops... sorry, we have no physical evidence of this, nor in focus video or photos- Oh and the city was rebuilt just before you got here, then I would be a fool to believe them.

all can review the bullet points in the book or DVD "The Case For Godzilla"?

 
 Posted:   Aug 17, 2010 - 10:59 PM   
 By:   Storyteller   (Member)

In just a few posts, you guys went from a joke about Mel Gibson's personal problems to an argument involving Jesus Christ and aliens from outer space. Far out!


When I hijack a thread, I go all out. I'll next be hijacking the Space Camp thread to discuss milkduds and the possession of Oliver Stone by nazi demons. smile

 
 Posted:   Aug 17, 2010 - 11:01 PM   
 By:   Storyteller   (Member)

If I'm told Godzilla attacks Tokyo every year, but whoops... sorry, we have no physical evidence of this, nor in focus video or photos- Oh and the city was rebuilt just before you got here, then I would be a fool to believe them.

all can review the bullet points in the book or DVD "The Case For Godzilla"?



You know a lot of people ignore the giant foot prints in Tokyo Bay Harbor as solid evidence. That book proves it. wink

 
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