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My Favorite Lines from "SHANE".
Shane: So you're Jack Wilson.
Jack Wilson: What's that mean to you, Shane?
Shane: I've heard about you.
Jack Wilson: What have you heard, Shane?
Shane: I've heard that you're a low-down Yankee liar.
Jack Wilson: Prove it.
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Jun 21, 2011 - 5:48 AM
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"I love this dirty town" - Sweet Smell Of Success
"I'll tell you what you gonna do. You gonna get a job. That's what you gonna do. You're gonna get a little job. Some job a convict can get, like scraping off trays in a cafeteria. Or cleaning out toilets. And you're gonna hold onto that job like gold. Because it is gold. Let me tell you, Jack, that is gold. You listenin' to me? And when that man walks in at the end of the day. And he comes to see how you done, you ain't gonna look in his eyes. You gonna look at the floor. Because you don't want to see that fear in his eyes when you jump up & grab his face, and slam him to the floor, and make him scream & cry for his life. So you look right at the floor, Jack. Pay attention to what I'm sayin', motherfucker! And then he's gonna look around the room - see how you done. And he's gonna say "Oh, you missed a little spot over there. Jeez, you didn't get this one here. What about this little bitty spot?" And you're gonna suck all that pain inside you, and you're gonna clean that spot. And you're gonna clean that spot. Until you get that shiny clean. And on Friday, you pick up your paycheck. And if you could do that, if you could do that, you could be president of Chase Manhattan... corporations! If you could do that." - Runaway Train
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEVERYOOOOOOOOOONE!" - The Professional
"All I want is to enter my house justified." - Ride The High Country
"Men are gonna get killed here today, Sue, and I'm gonna kill 'em." - Open Range
"Karma's justice without the satisfaction. I don't believe in justice. " - The Way Of The Gun
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SOME LIKE IT HOT!
Jerry: Oh no you don't! Osgood, I'm gonna level with you. We can't get married at all.
Osgood: Why not?
Jerry: Well, in the first place, I'm not a natural blonde.
Osgood: Doesn't matter.
Jerry: I smoke! I smoke all the time!
Osgood: I don't care.
Jerry: Well, I have a terrible past. For three years now, I've been living with a saxophone player.
Osgood: I forgive you.
Jerry: [Tragically] I can never have children!
Osgood: We can adopt some.
Jerry: But you don't understand, Osgood!
[Finally gives up and pulls off his wig]
Jerry: Ohh... I'm a man!
Osgood: Nobody's perfect!
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Rorschach's Journal. October 12th, 1985: Dog carcass in alley this morning, tire tread on burst stomach. This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll whisper "no.
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"Seems like we always spend the best part of our time just saying goodbye. " A Place in the Sun
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Not so much the line, but the reaction to it - "Where do you keep your wallet?", from THE PRODUCERS ('68).
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DOUBLE POST
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"NOW what??" DEEP RISING
"Sonuvabitch must pay" BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA
"Make me a sergeant charge the booze" -THEM!
"Such power exists?" THE DAY THE EARTH STOOD STILL
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Jun 21, 2011 - 3:47 PM
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gone
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FIVE EASY PIECES : restaurant order
Dupea: I'd like a plain omelette, no potatoes, tomatoes instead, a cup of coffee, and wheat toast.
Waitress: (She points to the menu) No substitutions.
Dupea: What do you mean? You don't have any tomatoes?
Waitress: Only what's on the menu. You can have a number two - a plain omelette. It comes with cottage fries and rolls.
Dupea: Yeah, I know what it comes with. But it's not what I want.
Waitress: Well, I'll come back when you make up your mind.
Dupea: Wait a minute. I have made up my mind. I'd like a plain omelette, no potatoes on the plate, a cup of coffee, and a side order of wheat toast.
Waitress: I'm sorry, we don't have any side orders of toast...an English muffin or a coffee roll.
Dupea: What do you mean you don't make side orders of toast? You make sandwiches, don't you?
Waitress: Would you like to talk to the manager?
Dupea: ...You've got bread and a toaster of some kind?
Waitress: I don't make the rules.
Dupea: OK, I'll make it as easy for you as I can. I'd like an omelette, plain, and a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast, no mayonnaise, no butter, no lettuce. And a cup of coffee.
Waitress: A number two, chicken sal san, hold the butter, the lettuce and the mayonnaise. And a cup of coffee. Anything else?
Dupea: Yeah. Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.
Waitress (spitefully): You want me to hold the chicken, huh?
Dupea: I want you to hold it between your knees.
Waitress (turning and telling him to look at the sign that says, "No Substitutions") Do you see that sign, sir? Yes, you'll all have to leave. I'm not taking any more of your smartness and sarcasm.
Dupea: You see this sign? (He sweeps all the water glasses and menus off the table.)
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Jun 21, 2011 - 6:48 PM
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dan the man
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Years ago i did a giant book on interesting lines in films, one section, the serious lines, another section the comic lines, i put together something like 40,000 lines, so many wonderful lines, one of my favorites was, a woman in the film Zombies of Mara Tua-57- telling a old lady, YOU ARE ALREADY DEAD , YOU ARE JUST TO STUPID TO LIE DOWN.
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Jun 21, 2011 - 6:48 PM
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dan the man
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Years ago i did a giant book on interesting lines in films, one section, the serious lines, another section the comic lines, i put together something like 40,000 lines, so many wonderful lines, one of my favorites was, a woman in the film Zombies of Mara Tua-57- telling a old lady, YOU ARE ALREADY DEAD , YOU ARE JUST TO STUPID TO LIE DOWN.
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