Somebody let drop that Farmer Kendall is changing his residence. And since he's also changing his "business model" or whatever they call it, I'm thinking he's probably going into another business at the same time to keep up his lavish lifestyle (schmoozing nightly with film composers and the like).
So I'm guessing he's moving to Great Britain to open a pub.
And since I'm the first to have guessed this, I get to start the contest to see who can think of the best name for it. It probably needs be be all British-y sounding, so that people will actually go there, something like "The Runcible Spoon" or "The Duck and Doorknob".
But it could be film-music-y, too, to let people know that it is LUKAS KENDALL who has opened this pub, and they might get to see him there, chomping on snacks or tossing out someone who is pasted out of her mind.
So what do you think his new pub should be named?
(And no one can say "The Runcible Duck" because I've already thought of that. )
Personally, I think whenever you use the phrase Kendall or Farmer Kendall, he purposely doens't look in. Having said that, here's my idea of what he wants to do with the $$ from the 'Space Children' cd:
I honestly thought nobody would pick up on it. You win the stuffed Teddy Bear and it's on it's way to Germany.
I can't wait!
But then again, we all know our Lukas would never ever set a foot in a bootleg, neither old nor new!
Well, strictly speaking, he wouldn't have to actually be IN it to own it or run it. He COULD just turn a blind eye to it and try to forget it exists! LOL
Our friend MR Kendall is going to surprise us all David, he is secretly going to open a film music theme resturant in Los Angelas and one on Broadway in New York City, It will be one of those glitzy type places they have now near Time square.There will be loud film music playing, fancy lights flashing, pictures of all the great film composers on the wall, of course the biggest one will be MR Goldsmith and MR Williams, There will be sexy waitresses, the menu will include Popcorn steak, popcorn Chicken, Popcorn Hamburgers, popcorn soda and drinks.He will hire, film composers to perform on Saturday nights and he will hired members of this board to work at the resturant, cooks waiters, D.J's,office workers, in the back etc etc--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------You know thinking about it, it might be a good idea?,
All his film producing lately, I'll wager, is just a diversion, to prevent us from learning the truth.
What I'll betcha Farmer Kendall has something better in the works, under construction, under geologic construction?Do you see where I'm going with this?
Yes, people, I'll bet FK is building A FILM SCORE PLANET! I'm betting he's using his billions to create something like the Death Star or Slartibartfast's new earth, only with better speakers.
So, since he's always looking for fan-boys to make ill-conceived suggestions, let's start now! What should a film score planet have?
Actually, coming off the restaurant idea, Lukas opens a new chain called PLANET FILM SCORE, decorated with old sheet music, nasty memos from Jerry Goldsmith and Bernard Herrmann, and a creative use of leftover boxed sets of SPARTACUS.
With the new "realistic" Barbie dolls, maybe he'll manufacture more realistic male counterparts for them. Like the thread title suggests...The new Ken doll venture.