Some of you will be more than interested to learn that every so often, something like this greets us on the sidewalk.
Don't ask me why she was put on her best black bikini to go back to her dorm, 'cause I couldn't tell you.
(You probably CAN'T ask, because most of you fellas are probably having a hard time putting together ANYTHING resembling a cogent thought right now, I'll wager. )