David, thank you for this valuable intervention. My underwear isn't dingy. There are no holes in them. But...they are a bit on the baggy side, since I lost 75 pounds. I haven't yet been in any, um...situations where, um...my lady friend would have seen my underwear (so far), so your intervention has arrived right on time!
But...they are a bit on the baggy side, since I lost 75 pounds.
Big-time congratulations, Christopher, for losing 75 pounds!
Me, I can't find Fruit of the Loom underwear in men's that are small enough, and can't find boys at all in ANY stores. I'm having to buy them online. Sheesh.
(Remember Fruit of the Loom? Sensible, no-frills underwear that don't charge me an arm and a leg to look at a 22-year-old's abs on the package.)
Congrats from me too, Chris. ----------------------------------------- I'm of the stretchy-boxer variety. So I think I'm safe. But when they get too worn out, the Missus and I have a little ritual where I let her violently rip them off me like a savage she-beast. Not just skivvies, but any of my clothes.
Just a wee bit o' fun in my otherwise Walter-Mittyesque life.
