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LOG IN Forgot Login? Register General Discussion • Trading Post • Non-Film Score Discussion  Profile • Preferences • Community Rules • Help/Contact • Search Board Search Terms:  Search Within:  topics posts since 2019 2018 posts 2017 posts 2016 posts 2015 posts 2014 posts 2013 posts 2012 posts 2011 posts 2010 posts 2009 posts 2008 posts 2007 posts 2006 posts 2005 posts 2004 posts 2003 posts 2002 posts 2001 posts 2000 posts users  search tips  You must log in or register to post.   Go to page:  1      Non-Film Score Discussion: Funny Instructions for Products   Last Post   Posted:   Aug 17, 2013 - 11:59 AM     By:   OnyaBirri   (Member) "Do not pour the boiling water into the merchandise." (from a Target plastic mug) "Press button to activate fun feature!" (from a Hello Kitty toy) Any others?    Posted:   Aug 17, 2013 - 12:46 PM     By:   Solium   (Member) I find the "warnings" quite ridiculous at times. The warnings are longer than the instructions nowadays. They have to think of everything before hand so not to get sued by some idiot that uses a lawn mower as a hedger.    Posted:   Aug 18, 2013 - 2:21 PM     By:   Adam.   (Member) Remember the "Club" anti-theft device for your car? "Not to be used as a marital aid."    Posted:   Aug 18, 2013 - 8:51 PM     By:   Doc Loch   (Member) Hear about this second hand so can't confirm that it's true, but someone once told me they saw a sign in a restaurant that read: For bathroom, use stairs.     Non-Film Score Discussion: Funny Instructions for Products    < 1  >   Go to page:  1   First Post    General Discussion • Trading Post • Non-Film Score Discussion  Profile • Preferences • Community Rules • Help/Contact • Search Board You must log in or register to post.   Go to page:  1

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