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 Posted:   Dec 7, 2013 - 10:46 AM   
 By:   General Kael   (Member)

You are not dead until I tell you. Got that Riggs?

 Posted:   Dec 7, 2013 - 10:46 AM   
 By:   Matt B   (Member)

"I think I've seen this place on Lifestyles of the Rich and Shameless."

And thank you for such a generous contest!

Matt B smile

 Posted:   Dec 7, 2013 - 11:23 AM   
 By:   sandor   (Member)

I really like this one too...

we're back, we're bad, you're black, i'm mad!

thanks for the oppertunity!!!

 Posted:   Dec 7, 2013 - 11:39 AM   
 By:   sherrill50   (Member)

Sorry for the duplicate, but, hey, there's only so many, right?

"We're in the middle of a case... of scotch."

Awesome contest, Adam, and thanks!

 Posted:   Dec 7, 2013 - 12:16 PM   
 By:   BackToTheFutureFan   (Member)

Wow, too many to choose from! Since the classic "I'm too old for this shit" has been used a few times. Let's get some Leo Getz in here:

Leo Getz: Hey Riggs, who's the perp? What did ya bust him for?
Lee Butters: Oh, I'm a perp? You see a young brother in the back of a police car, automatically I'm a perp. Look at my suit, look at my tie. What do I look like, the fuckin' Crip's accountant? Look at this badge, bitch. Check out the gun.
Leo Getz: Whoa, hey hey hey, put the gun down, put the gun down.

A few more just for fun!

Getz: Hey hey hey! Listen, if we're going, shouldn't I have a gun?
Riggs, Murtaugh: NO!

Getz: Hey, guys, guys! You think I could get a gun this time?
Riggs, Murtaugh: NO!

Thanks for doing this contest! Pretty generous.

 Posted:   Dec 7, 2013 - 12:21 PM   
 By:   Don   (Member)

Captain Ed Murphy: Wait a minute! Look, maybe these guys can contribute something to this case.

Ernie - Detective: From what I've seen of their records, the only thing they do contribute is mayhem and chaos.

Martin Riggs: No, I'm Chaos, and he's Mayhem. We're a double act.

Always been my favourite line.

 Posted:   Dec 7, 2013 - 12:24 PM   
 By:   Sarge   (Member)

Dixie: Oh, thanks, I'm beat. You know how it is...

Roger Murtaugh: Yeah, yeah, sure. All dressed up and no one to blow.

 Posted:   Dec 7, 2013 - 12:38 PM   
 By:   Lokutus   (Member)

Roger: You make it through tomorrow without killing anybody, especially me, or yourself, then I'll start trusting you.

Pretty generous, btw...

 Posted:   Dec 7, 2013 - 12:39 PM   
 By:   jfallon   (Member)

"Guys like you don't die on toilets."

 Posted:   Dec 7, 2013 - 1:09 PM   
 By:   riotengine   (Member)

Murtaugh: "Looking for your general friend? He's barbecuing his nuts on Hollywood Blvd."

I'd love to be included in this. Thanks for offering.

Greg Espinoza

 Posted:   Dec 7, 2013 - 1:19 PM   
 By:   David-R.   (Member)

I have to also go with "I´ll bet vital parts of my body that there´s no bomb".

Thanks a bunch for this contest!

 Posted:   Dec 7, 2013 - 1:30 PM   
 By:   Sigerson Holmes   (Member)

"Boom. You're dead!"

 Posted:   Dec 7, 2013 - 1:33 PM   
 By:   Juan Carlos García Cortés   (Member)

Murtaugh: Have you ever met anybody you didn't kill?
Riggs: Well, I haven't killed you yet.

Thanks for the contest!

 Posted:   Dec 7, 2013 - 1:43 PM   
 By:   stalemate12   (Member)

I like this quote:

[after a wild car chase, the car looks like a wreck]
Roger Murtaugh: This was a new car, Riggs...
Martin Riggs: Well, it still is!

What a generous offer. Thank you very much for this.

 Posted:   Dec 7, 2013 - 2:15 PM   
 By:   Jonathan   (Member)

I was too fast. this might be my first DP...

I first had this one:
Roger Murtaugh: Have you ever met anybody you didn't kill?
Martin Riggs: Well, I haven't killed you yet.

But after posting I saw that Juan Carlos García Cortés had it just before me, so I'm going with this one:

 Posted:   Dec 7, 2013 - 2:15 PM   
 By:   Jonathan   (Member)

Lorna Cole: Nothing comes between a pregnant lady and a meal.

 Posted:   Dec 7, 2013 - 2:33 PM   
 By:   The-Gak   (Member)

Riggs: You want me to drive?
Murtaugh: No, you're supposed to be suicidal, remember? I'LL drive.
Riggs: Anybody who drives around in this town IS suicidal.

 Posted:   Dec 7, 2013 - 2:35 PM   
 By:   dragon53   (Member)

Ironically, my LETHAL WEAPON Blu-ray set arrived yesterday, so I would definitely like the cd set to accompany it.


Favorite line: "I'm too old for this sh*t."

 Posted:   Dec 7, 2013 - 2:46 PM   
 By:   Nexus6BT   (Member)

MURTAUGH: Gonna die on the toilet, aren't I?

RIGGS: Guys like you don't die on toilets.


Thanks for the giveaway, Adam!

 Posted:   Dec 7, 2013 - 3:15 PM   
 By:   Ray Worley   (Member)

Thanks! Such a nice gesture.

Anyway, someone has already used it, but I don't's still my favorite line:

"God must hate me."

"Hate him back. It works for me."

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