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Continuing SEASON SEVEN:
"Bart Sells His Soul"
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6ev4tb (minus the opening credits)
FOX purchase link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBTG0bD5lkg
Highlights:
0:00 in. I know it's short, but I like it.
4:50/5:06 in. Bart trying to trick Lisa with the growing dinosaur sponge.
9:38/11:03/14:55/17:18/17:47/18:39/19:40 in. Music for Bart's soul journey.
11:41/22:23 in. Bart dreaming of all the kids having souls. The second part is more of that, only now Bart has his soul back.
15:20 in.
21:22 in. Bart praying for his soul.
Reverend Lovejoy: "Wait a minute -- this sounds like rock and or roll."
Little Girl: "Uncky Moe?"
Moe: "WHhhhhaaat is it, sweet heart?"
Little Girl: "My sody is too cold; my teeth hurt."
Moe: "Oh, your teeth hurt, huh? Your teeth hurt? Well, that's too freakin' bad! You hear me?! And I'll tell you where ya can put your freakin' sody!"
Maude: "Oh, let's go dear."
Ned: "Well, I expect that type of language of Denny's, but not here."
Millhouse: "ALF pogs! Remember ALF? He's back -- in pog form."
"Lisa the Vegetarian"
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6ev4ta (minus the opening credits)
FOX purchase link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFVNWTZXEZM
Highlights:
15:18/15:48 in. Chasing after the pig.
18:02 in. Lisa walking around and seeing meat everywhere.
19:27 in. Apu's secret garden (with a Rosenman tone pyramid opening).
Apu is a vegetarian.
Bart: "What a load of crappy crap crap."
Homer: "Lisa, honey, are you saying you're never going to eat any animal ever again? What about bacon?"
Lisa: "No"
Homer: "Ham?"
Lisa: "No"
Homer: "Prokchops?"
Lisa: "Dad, those all come from the same animal!"
Homer: "Hoheh, year right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal."
I had to skip this one. NO LOAD FOUND.
"Treehouse of Horror VI"
FOX purchase link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJgW7Vp76zc
"King Size Homer"
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6k5wjk
FOX purchase link: Link not readily found.
Highlights:
2:27 in. Homer realizing being fat could get him on disability.
5:05 in. Montage of Homer eating to get obese. In the same vein as the Land of Chocolate daydream from a prior episode. Over a minute in length.
13:43 in. Big fat dynamo music.
17:56 in. Homer vowing to unite fat people. A radio show host I listen to has his own made-up organization, which he calls: "Fatties United. Or FU."
18:46/19:18/20:52 in. Homer trying to stop the imminent core explosion.
Dr. Nick says he went to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College.
I can't suspend my disbelief that you can run your vital nuclear power plant job from a DOS-based computer program on dial-up. Especially since back then it was hard to not be in the middle of something and get that AOL voice that made you got into a violent murderous rage, say: "Good-bye".
Homer goes to see a movie in a theater called "Honk if You're Horney".
So, Mr. Burns pays for the liposuction on morbidly-obese Homer, but why does he Homer come out of it still far in the next episode?
Lenny: "Yeah, he got injured on the job and they sent him home with pay. Pft -- it's like a lottery that rewards stupidity."
Homer: "I don't want to look like a weirdo. I'll just go with the moomoo."
Theater Patron: "Hey, fatty! I got a movie for ya: A Fridge Too Far!"
Phone Operator: "The fingers you have used to dial, are too fat. To obtain a special dialing wand, please mash the keypad with your palm now."
"Mother Simpson"
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6k5wjl (the opening credits and part of the episode beginning are missing, so time stamps will not match to a proper load)
FOX purchase link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmC0QIxKOXk
Highlights:
517/535/7:41 in. Mother Simpsons music bits.
10:26 in.
13:15 in.
22:08/22:42 in. Saying good-bye to his mother. It continues on into the end credits. It's one of my personal favorite cues of the series.
This flash-back of Mr. Burns has him with more hair, but as Burns said in "Simpson and Delilah", he became as bald as a plucked chicken in his senior year of university. And as we see by his office door, he's a chairman at a college or university at this point in the flash back, so he should have the same amount of hair as he has in non-flashbacks.
Mr. Burns: "My germs, my precious germs. They never harmed a soul; they never even had a chance!"
"Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming"
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6k5wjn (the opening credits and part of the episode beginning are missing, so time stamps will not match to a proper load)
FOX purchase link: Link not found.
Highlights:
1:00/10:17/16:00 in. Sideshow Bob music.
2:15/12:09 in. Military music.
6:05/7:35 in. Sideshow Bob sneaking around the base music.
11:27 in. Base evacuation.
17:15/18:57/19:35/20:35/20:52/21:03/21:30/21:42/21:57 in. Sideshow bob getting away and being chased.
In light of Roseanne's comment, people are saying Seth MacFarlane should be quiet or he'll get his show(s) cancelled. I've already had to point once to such people that "The Simpsons" has been taking worse shots at FOX for decades now, so Seth will be fine. This episode includes two such shots (there have been far far worse though).
Quimby: "Our city will not negotiate with terrorists. Is there a city nearby that will?"
Krusty: "Would it really be worth living in a world without television? I think the survivors would envy the dead."
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Continuing SEASON SEVEN:
"The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular!"
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6eyi1v (missing part of the opening)
FOX purchase link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cnTvoYG7rk
Highlights:
Nothing.
There's just barely any original score in this clip show. There are, however, some brief bits in deleted scenes.
Smithers: "His ass is gonna blow!"
Marge: "Bart, stop pestering Satan!"
Troy McClure: "Yes, the Simpsons have come a long way since an old drunk made humans out of is rabbit characters to pay off his gambling debts. Who knows what adventures they'll have between now and the time the show becomes unprofitable."
"Marge Be Not Proud"
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6k5wjo (minus the opening credits)
FOX purchase link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Edv3ZYpxG98
Highlights:
5:21 in. Bart deciding to steal a video game.
9:17 in.
12:51/14:57 in.
16:03/17:44 in.
20:29 in.
21:37 in. Chasing after Bart.
21:58/22:53 in.
Krusty's Christmas special: A Krusty King of Kristmas
How would the store security guy have Bart's phone number since Bart didn't give it or his name to the guy on screen?
Ned made the Time magazine cover for Man of the Century.
"Team Homer"
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6k928a (minus the opening credits)
FOX purchase link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTcYZnCrnzk
Highlights:
10:23/10:47 in. Pin Pals bowling music pieces.
17:08 in.
19:38 in. Mr. Burns gifts.
21:18/21:50 in. Final bowl and winning.
Hans Moleman works as a janitor as the nuclear power plant.
Mr. Burns says he has Leprosy.
Comic Book Store Guy: "You fold it, you bought it."
Moe: "Well, I'm better than dirt! Ah, well," rubs his chin, "Most kinds of dirt; not that fancy store-bought dirt; that stuff is loaded with nutrients. I can't compete with that stuff."
Homer: "Ah, come on, if we quit now, we'll never know how badly they're gonna beat us."
Mr. Burns: "Look at them, Smithers, enjoying their embezzlement."
Smithers: "I have a much uglier word for it, sir: mis-appropriation!"
Moe: "Call this an unfair generalization if you must, but old people are no good at everything."
"Two Bad Neighbors"
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6eyi1z (minus the opening credits and part of the opening)
FOX purchase link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBGS2gTTUeM
Highlights:
15:02/1548/18:17/18:41/19:14/19:26/19:37 in. Homer vs. Bush.
22:03 in. The next new neighbor.
The house across the street that had the unknown black character in a prior episode, is gone and another house is there and for sale. George Bush senior moves in. Lisa says it's one of the nine states Bush claims residency in; I don't know if that was a true fact, but it could be used to help narrow down which state Springfield is in (even though the creators have said there isn't a specific state); basically, it's nerd stuff.
Barbara Bush says Springfield has the lowest voter turn out in America.
Disco Stu's first appearance.
Referencing a prior episodes: "I Didn't Do It" T-shirts for sale from when Bart was on Krusty's show.
And the giant head Mr. Burns gave them as a gift, is also for sale. As well as other items from prior episodes.
George Bush: "You know, in my day little boys didn't call their elders by their first names."
Bart: "Yeah, well, welcome to the twentieth century, George."
"Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield"
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6f08wu (minus the opening credits and part of the opening)
FOX purchase link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwT-QeMyWqc
Highlights:
2:33/5:27 in. The short cue for Marge trying on the expensive dress. The second part just sounds like it goes together as a way to end the cue.
8:38/9:58 in.
16:27/18:00 in. Burns cheating at golfing music pieces.
21:01/22:33/22:55 in. Marge making the decision between the club and the family.
Why would the car have a dent? Both vehicles they own have been totaled partially or wholly, so it should look like new. I guess it is possible Homer just simply ruins them constantly.
Burns remembers Homer's name for once.
Marge: "We can't afford to shop at any store that has a philosophy."
Homer: "I know a genuine Panaphonics when I see it. And look -- there's Magnetbox and Sorny."
And how some people get ready to post:
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Continuing SEASON SEVEN:
"Bart the Fink"
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6f08wt
FOX purchase link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNeIkS9EMV0
Highlights:
4:45/5:19 in.
18:08/19:23 in. Bart taking Lisa to find Krusty.
19:04 in.
20:30 in.
21:07/21:49/22:28 in. Persuading Krusty to come back.
Jimbo's real name is Corky.
Sideshow Bob should have thanked Bart the next time he got out of minimum-security prison.
Wiggum: "Okay folks, show's over, nothing to see here, the show's -- OH MY GOD! A HORRIBLE PLANE CRASH! Hey, everybody, get a loud of this flaming wreckage. Crowd around! Crowd around, don't be shy, crowd around."
Krusty: "Tell me where you are now, you bastard!"
"Lisa the Iconoclast"
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6f08wy
FOX purchase link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vY2OKln8kwk
Highlights:
2:26/4:44/9:56 in. A catchy five-note theme for the Springfield Historial Society museum. And cues containing it.
5:33 in.
7:43/17:14/21:15/21:50 in. Jebediah and Washington fighting.
14:33/19:36 in. Digging up Jebediah Springfield.
16:54 in.
18:14/19:16 in.
And the parade music at the end of the episode (original?).
Apu says he's a semi-legal immigrant, but we find out in a later episode he's in fact an illegal alien
Jebediah Springfield: "A noble spirit embiggins the noblest man."
Both "embiggin" and "cromulent" were made up words that have since not only become part of the nerd-speak culture, they've actually made their way into dictionaries.
Homer: "You suck-diddily-uck, Flanders!"
Hollis Hurlbut: "And here is his fife; upon which he sounded the sweet note of freedom. His hatchet with which he hacked at the chains of oppression. And his... chamber pot."
Moe: "Awww, the little cutie wants to do something cute."
Barney: "Oh..."
Moe: "Shut up you bums! Shut up!" (to the patrons)
Moe: "Go ahead, angel."
Lisa: "Jebediah Springfield was nothing more than an evil blood-thirsty pirate who hated this town!"
Moe: "Good God! Ah, Homer, you know I support, ah, most any prejudice you can name, but your hero phobia sickens me."
"Homer the Smithers"
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6f08wx (minus the opening credits and part of the episode opening)
FOX purchase link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ywr_YuXeXk
Highlights:
2:03/2:15 in. Mr. Burns and the "Thumbs up" drunk.
8:16 in.
12:05/1407 in. KO'ing Mr. Burns. And another cue.
16:04 in. Mr. Burns thanking Homer.
19:07 in. Yeah, it's like five seconds, but I like it. I wish there had been more.
20:51 in. Smithers fighting Homer.
Smithers had a steal rod put in place of his spine from piano moving.
Mr. Burns' mother is 122 years old. And since Mr. Burns is still 104 years old in this episode, that means she had him when she was 18.
Smithers: "I've got to find a replacement who won't outshine me. Perhaps if I search the employee evaluations for the word 'incompetent'."
Computer read out: 714 matches found.
Smithers: "Seven hundred fourteen names? Huh, better be more specific. 'lazy', 'clumsy', 'dim-witted', 'monstrously ugly'..." (typing)
Computer read out: 714 matches found.
Smithers: "Ah, nuts to this. I'll just go and get Homer Simpson."
"The Day the Violence Died"
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6f08ww (minus the opening credits and part of the episode opening)
FOX purchase link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fddy5_IWIeQ
Highlights:
7:37/8:02 in.
22:54 in. The closing cue. Simple, but I like it.
The lawyer at the trial says "Steamboat Itchy", dated 1928, is "the very first Itchy and Scratchy cartoon", however in a previous episode titled ""Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie"", they state the first Itchy and Scratchy cartoon -- "The Happy Cat" -- is from 1938.
Apu is in jail for public nudity, which he says was an "accident".
Krusty is re-uinted with his estranged wife. I don't recall ever hearing about her ever again.
Bart: "Lisa, if I ever stop loving violence, I want you to shoot me."
Lisa: "Will do."
"A Fish Called Selma"
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6f08wv (minus the opening credits and part of the episode opening)
FOX purchase link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4H_Wpx83M7o
Highlights:
11:18 in. The "Planet of the Apes" musical music. Probably one of the greats parts of any episode of the series ever.
16:22 in.
17:58 in.
22:21/22:43 in. Selma breaking up with Troy.
Troy McClure was a 1970's teen heart throb, and has a bizarre fish fetish. He also drives a DeLorean and wears glasses.
The new McBain movie: "McBain IV: Fatal Discharge".
Troy McClure: "Sure you'll be a sham wife, but you'll be the envy of every other sham wife in town!"
Selma: "But... don't you love me?"
Troy McClure: "Suuurrre I do, like I love Fresca. Isn't that enough?"
Troy McClure on film: "No longer cance I conceal my love, my wimple turtle dove."
Troy McClure: "No longer cance I conceal my love, my wimple turtle dove." (at the same time Troy is saying the exact same line in the film "Muppets go Midevil")
Selma: "Ohhh ohhhhh..."
Miss Piggy: "Ohhh ohhhhh..." (Miss Piggy says the same thing at the same time)
Troy McClure on film: "Oh, princess fare, wills thou grant me thy dainty hoof in marriage?"
Troy McClure: "Oh, princess fare, wills thou grant me thy dainty hoof in marriage?" (at the same time Troy is saying the exact same line in the film "Muppets go Midevil")
Selma: "Oh, Troy, I will."
Miss Piggy: "Oh, sir Lancelot, I will."
[Miss Piggy says at the same time]
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Finishing SEASON SEVEN:
"Bart on the Road"
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6f2uvy (minus the opening credits and part of the episode opening)
FOX purchase link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjAKqvT6Y1Y
Highlights:
413 in.
6:00 in.
9:52/15:26 in.
Millhouse's dad works at a cracker factory.
So, Martin earned $600 and went shopping at Wee World on a "shopping spree", but still $600 left? Math isn't the strong suit of the person who wrote that scene.
Lisa has a crush on another boy and it's not that redhead from the library.
Homer: "There's purple stuff inside. Purple is a fruit."
"Yes ... I understand now..."
"22 Short Films About Springfield"
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6f2uvz (minus the opening credits and part of the episode opening)
FOX purchase link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mef6svfrE5s
Highlights:
8:18/9:18 in.
15:38/20:25 in.
19:20 in.
21:11 in. Jimbo being chased by the very tall man.
22:32 in.
Why is the bumble bee guy talking like that and in Spanish when he gets home? In a prior episode it's shown that's all for the TV station -- he has a different voice and speaks English.
And there's that little Chihuahua again.
"Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in 'The Curse of the Flying Hellfish'"
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6f2uw2 (minus the opening credits and part of the episode opening)
FOX purchase link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nk50355UC8s
Highlights:
3:39/3:35/4:06/4:18/13:28 in. Hellfish mystery music.
6:20/7:18 in. Trying to kill Abe.
7:38 in.
14:19 in.
15:39/17:30/18:10 in. Locating the treasure.
18:37/18:56/19:21/20:13/20:23 in. Abe and Bart vs. Burns. With a catchy eight-note theme.
Mr. Burns: To Abe, "We have made a gentlemen's agreement, and swore on our lives to honor it," he gets into his limo and shuts the door, "Smithers, I want that man killed."
"Much Apu About Nothing"
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6f2uw0 (minus the opening credits)
FOX purchase link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27QQVpFWkMg
Highlights:
3:08 in.
7:10 in.
10:00 in. Apu saying good-bye to his parents.
14:35/15:23 in.
21:52 in.
We find out in this episode Apu is an illegal alien. The following Springfield people attend a citizenship test for amnesty, implying they are illegals, too: that Italian restaurant chef, the bumble bee guy, Dr. Nick, and Moe. Willie gets deported, though he wasn't seen at the test.
Uter -- the longest exchange student stay ever.
Quimby's Aide: "Sir, there's an unruly mob to see you."
Quimby: "Does it have an appointment?"
Quimby's Aide: Looks at a clipboard, "Ahhhhh, yes it does."
Quimby: "Ducking this issue calls for real leadership."
"Homerpalooza"
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6f2uw1 (minus the opening credits and part of the episode opening)
FOX purchase link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4mXEASh6Ac
Highlights:
17:00 in. Homer realizing something may indeed be wrong with his stomach.
20:18/20:41 in.
Abe: "I used to be with it, but then they changed was 'it' was. Now what I'm with isn't it, and what's 'it' seems weird and scary to me."
Homer: "Oh, Marge, I thought I had an appetite for destruction when all I wanted was a club sandwich."
"Summer of 4'2""
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6f4hre (minus the opening credits and part of the episode opening)
FOX purchase link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTjmbcFHeq4
Highlights:
5:00/5:54/9:58 in.
9:21 in. Lisa being tempted by a library.
12:16 in. Bart trying to "Bart them".
17:46/18:30 in.
2046/2146/22:23/2125 in. Lisa and her new friends music.
Newsweek says Springfield is America's crud bucket.
Homer: "Sweet merciful crap!"
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SEASON EIGHT:
I had to skip this one; NO LOAD FOUND.
"Treehouse of Horror VII"
FOX purchase link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjrEGSrEiDM
"You Only Move Twice"
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6f4hrh (part of the opening credits is cut off)
FOX purchase link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1qHnwjuYus
Highlights:
4:19/4:49/8:07 in. Packing up and moving music. The last bit is similar, so I lumped it in.
5:40 in. Pleasant driving music.
1148/12:18 in. Sound like they could go together.
13:16/17:54 in. A flute and strings for Lisa in the woods.
18:35/18:54 in. Mr. Bond. There's a brief few second piece in a deleted scene in the 138th Episode special (maybe that could be tagged on).
/20:46 in.
22:02/23:08 in. Coming back home.
Marge says Bart has a lawyer.
I find it interesting that one of my favorite episodes of the series has a such a boring un-funny opening that appears to be going through the motions for the first four minutes.
Yet again another wonderful character that never comes back and is only briefly seen in the background. Trivia online says Scorpio was to be the main villain the Simpsons movie years ago, but for unspecified reasons he wasn't made the main villain. With these James Bond films still a thing, I'm surprised we haven't gotten more Scorpio.
Homer is responsible for James Bond's death.
"The Homer They Fall"
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6f4hri (part of the opening credits is cut off)
FOX purchase link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XR13GXTBawo
Highlights:
3:10 in. Bart running away from the bullies
5:30/11:03 in.
8:30 in.
10:12 in. Boxing gigs montage. Female voices and harp. 99% SFX free.
15:36/1613 in. Moe worrying about the fight.
20:05/21:05 in. The boxing match.
Moe says there haven't been any ladies in here (the bar) since 1979. That's not correct; their new female neighbor Ruth Powers, was seen in there in a prior episode.
Moe: "Funs over, fellas. If you're gonna beat up my friend in my bar, there's a two-drink minimum."
"Burns, Baby Burns"
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6f4hrg (minus the opening credits)
FOX purchase link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkWe81OfYvQ
Highlights:
3:59 in. Larry chasing after the train.
18:25/18:59 in.
20:15/2030 in. These two and the above two can probably be worked into a suite.
21:19/21:48/22:20 in. Burns and Larry trying to reconcile.
Burns has his own private train box car.
That giant stone head Mr. Burns gave them as a gift seasons ago is seen in the basement.
Homer: "Have you ever herd of this kid Millhouse? He's a little wiener who--"
Marge: "Is every drifter we meet going to move in with us?"
Homer: "Oh course not; we'll decide that on a drifter-by-drifter basis."
Mr. Burns: "Smithers, take off my belt."
Smithers: "With pleasure, sir."
"Bart After Dark"
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6f6get (part of the opening credits is cut off)
FOX purchase link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5oTpQB14Lk
Highlights:
5:55/6:19 in.
Abe, Skinner, Hibbert, Wiggum Patty, Cletus, Barney, Quimby, Krusty attend a burlesque house.
Skinner: "Ahhh, there's no justice like angry mob justice."
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Continuing SEASON EIGHT:
"A Milhouse Divided"
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6f6ges (minus the opening credits)
FOX purchase link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kF4yEY4I2wc
Highlights:
0:22 in. Santa's Little Helper, Snowball II and Maggie getting ready to get the meatball that has fallen on the floor.
14:06 in. With a brief lull.
19:41/19:52 in.
The Simpson house has been shown again and again to have only one bathroom, that Homer and the kids fight for in the morning, yet here Marge opens the dishwasher and there are four toilet seat covers in there and Marge tells Lisa to go screw them back on.
Millhouse's mom has no eyebrows and glues fakes ones on.
Why was Homer ins such pain over having a chair broken on his back by Bart? In the last dozen or so episodes we've seen he can not only take cannonballs to the stomach, but he can take punches and even pool sticks broken over him and not be bothered one bit.
The bully with a bald head has a kid (I just don't recall his name off hand).
Marge's specialty of butterscotch chicken.
Homer: "You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once and move on."
Millhouse's Dad: "I sleep in a racing car, do you?"
Homer: "I sleep in a big bed with my wife."
Homer: "Oh, and an evening with Philip Glass. Just an evening?"
"Lisa's Date with Density"
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6f6geu (minus the opening credits)
FOX purchase link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8insrnY_b0
Highlights:
11:06 in.
15:45/15:56/16:07/22:24/16:23 in. Lisa and Nelson kissing.
20:21 in.
21:33 in.
Lisa says she has a crush and that she's never felt that way before, yet in two previous episodes, she had crushes on two different boys.
Mr. Burns: "Huh, one dollar for eternal happiness ... ummm, I'd be happier with the dollar."
Music Teacher: "Misses Simpson, do you find something funny about the word tromboner?!"
Music Teacher: "NOBODY LIKES MILLHOUSE!!!"
"Hurricane Neddy"
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6f6gev (minus the opening credits)
FOX purchase link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LI1DYVPmHh8
Highlights:
0:35/1:03/5:21 in.
1:50 in. Kwik-E-Mart customers battling each other for items.
8:50/7:10/9:30/9:55/10:50 in. Ned's melancholy music, with more uplifting material at the end. I've arranged it into a listening order.
17:48 in. The spanking montage piece.
Springfield gets hit by a hurricane, so it must be at least a hundred miles close to an ocean.
People seen in the insane asylum: the babysitter bandit, and Jay Sherman.
Homer: "Okay, it's the standard Grandpa drill -- everybody into the cellar."
"The Mysterious Voyage of Homer"
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6f6gew (minus the opening credits)
FOX purchase link: Link not found.
Highlights:
3:12 in. The first chili cook-off source dance music.
3:48 in. Homer getting his chili-earing spoon ready to test chili.
5:42/6:02/6:58/7:20 in. Chili testing music.
8:08 in. Homer hallucinating and running away.
9:05/9:54/10:49/11:26/12:15/12:35/14:15/14:36/12:58 in. The tribal percussion and woodwinds stuff for Homer's knowledge quest.
19:12 in. Homer racing to the lighthouse.
20:35 in. Homer's insanity music -- pizzicato strings.
21:28/21:41 in. Making up with Marge.
22:07 in. Getting a new bulb in and avoiding a ship collision.
You know, it's nice to see a character that won the lottery still have it seasons later. The cliché of a character winning money and loosing it is rather annoying.
Homer: Reading from a newspaper,"Hello, ah ... is this G.B.M.? Ah, yeah. I read in the personals you were seeking a soul mate. Well, I also like rainy days and movies. Ah huh. Ahhh, nooo, I don't like that ..... or that. No, it's not that I'm afraid and I'm gonna hang up now, bye-bye!"
"The Springfield Files"
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6f8iia (missing part of the opening credits)
FOX purchase link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLE_jZDSTmY
Highlights:
13:10 in. The X-Files-ish music for Mulder's speech.
The Cheesy X-Files theme knock-off music throughout the episode was too cheesy.
It takes forty quarters for Millhouse to play the "Waterworld" video game. The only way to make money back for the studio. ;-)
Homer and Santa's Little Helper's birthday are on the same day.
Mulder and Scully are real people in the Simpsons 'verse.
Homer: "I'm like the man who single-handily built the rocket and went to the Moon. Oh, what's his name? Apollo Creed?"
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Continuing SEASON EIGHT:
"Brother from Another Series"
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6fa12w (minus the opening credits and part of episode opening)
FOX purchase link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lE6dixdeT8w
Highlights:
3:40 in.
5:14 in. Bob's speech to convince the town's people he has reformed.
7:40/8:37/8:50 in. Cecil being beat out by Bob flashback.
12:33 in.
13:30/13:48/13:58/14:16/15:43 in. Bart and Lisa vs. Sideshow Bob.
17:17 in.
18:09/18:32/18:42/18:54/19:14/19:46/20:22 in. Bart vs. Cecil.
Back when Sideshow Bob episodes were still good.
Sideshow Bob sure got a raw deal in this episode.
Quimby: "Bob has explained his reasons for trying to kill us all and I assure you they were perfectly sane."
Marge: "You can't ask God to kill somebody."
Homer: "Yeah, you do your own dirty work."
Sideshow Bob: "Just the thought of all that raw surging power makes me wonder why I should care."
Sideshow Bob: "Be careful! There's hydro electricity in there!"
"My Sister, My Sitter"
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6fa12t (minus the majority of the opening credits)
FOX purchase link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJ-zJvqENtM
Highlights:
6:28 in.
8?? in.
10:17 in. The tunnel to Moe's.
15:58/13:42/16:16/16:45/17:48/18:43/20:20/20:33/21:50 in. Lisa's nightmare night of baby sitting Bart.
"Homer vs. the 18th Amendment"
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6fa12u (minus the opening credits)
FOX purchase link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkdST0Y2nZY
Highlights:
7:58/8:20/8:56 in. Rex Banner vs. the bootleggers.
11:58 in. Escaping Rex Banner.
12:12 in.
"Grade School Confidential"
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6fa12v (minus the opening credits)
FOX purchase link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GfAxTJayhc
Highlights:
454/553/738/8:05 in. Skinner/Edna love theme.
5:40 in.
10:30 in. The unknown mystery movie playing in the theater.
12:47 in. Bart leading the school to Edna and Skinner.
13:18/14:01 in.
15:57/16:09 in. Taking Bart's advice.
Skinner takes Millhouse's name sticker off his permanent record and puts it on Bart's thick permanent record files. I'm noting this for a later episode for myself, since he isn't seen changing it back and it creates an interesting take later on.
We see one of Apu's kids.
Skinner says he's a virgin.
Bart: "Misses K! Hey, it's Saturday, your powers are useless against me."
Ralph: "Misses Krappable and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me."
"The Canine Mutiny"
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6fbmvq (minus some of the opening credits)
FOX purchase link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCAA6fCRnRc
Highlights:
5:46 in.
8:42 in.
13:38 in. Laddie sensing danger on a walk.
19:18/19:37/19:52 in. Bart trying to steal Santa's Little Helper.
21:05 in. Santa's Little Helper making his choice.
There's that little Chihuahua again.
Game Voice: "You ah winnah, HA! HA! HA!"
Willie: "I also 'ate the mess he left on the rug! You heard me!"
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Finishing SEASON EIGHT:
"The Old Man and the Lisa"
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6fbng4 (minus the opening credits)
FOX purchase link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbQ9IaCHXcI
Highlights:
6:10/7:21 in.
9:01 in.
12:55 in. The "That Girl" parody music.
15:12/16:52 in.
20:00/20:43 in. What Lisa inspired.
Mr. Burns stole Christmas from 1981 to 1985. Kent mentions it on the news after bringing up hitting Bart with the car and blocking out the sun, so this happened. A prequel special showing this might be nice.
Homer has four simultaneous heart attacks.
Smithers: "How dare you question Mr. Burns!"
Mr. Burns: "Heh heh, I'll handle it, Smithers. Shut up, little girl!."
Smithers: "Sir, I'm so sorry my grocer committed you; I'll never shop there again."
Mr. Burns: "Ah, the baby who shot," after Maggie makes a finger gun and sucks on her pacifier.
Homer: "I hope you learned your lesson, Lisa: Never help anyone."
I had to skip this one: NO LOAD FOUND.
"In Marge We Trust"
FOX purchase link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVEtHwOlTZE
"Homer's Enemy"
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6fbnj5 (minus the opening credits)
FOX purchase link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bys7FM-5RwQ
Highlights:
4:24 in. Bart getting the plant.
13:04/13:27 in.
13:46/14:01/14:15 in. Bart and Millhouse playing in the factory.
1645/19:22/21:35 (goes on with some lulls) in. Grimmy plotting against Homer. With similar bits.
Lenny says Homer showed up the day the plant opened to get the job. That contradicts flash backs.
"The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase"
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6fbnl2 (minus the opening credits and a small part of the episode opening)
FOX purchase link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OatrxHmFUk
Highlights:
0:55 in. The "Chief Wiggum, p.i." parody of the "Miami Vice" series theme.
3:30 in.
6:31 in. More "Miami Vice" parody music.
16:32 in. The instrumental backing of The Simpsons Smile-Time Variety Show opening.
Skinner says he enjoys stamp collecting, too. If this is true in'verse and not something made up for the fake spin-off, that means he has something in common with Bart, who in a previous episode had a stamp collection. There's something to bring the two character together over.
Skinner: "Lucky for you this was just a warning gator."
Skinner: "He's gradually getting away, Chief."
Smithers: "Crack that whip. Licorish whip."
I had to skip this one: NO LOAD FOUND.
"The Secret War of Lisa Simpson"
FOX purchase link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKXGbt2KGCo
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SEASON NINE:
"The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson"
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6fdlpf (minus the opening credits and part of the episode opening)
FOX purchase link: Link not found.
Highlights:
4:27 in. Sounds like a re-recording. I can't recall the name of the famous piece off hand.
647/7:10/9:57 in. New York traveling theme
7:52/8:36 in. A variation on the above theme.
13:15 in. Flushing meadows.
13:00/1335 in.
16:05 in.
20:49 in. Homer chasing down his family.
Marge: "Laser wart removal? Wow -- the future is here!"
"The Principal and the Pauper"
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6fdlph (minus the opening credits and part of the episode opening)
FOX purchase link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIvAYmvhygA
Highlights:
3:52 in. The real Seymour Skinner.
4:13 in.
6:52 in. With some lulls.
Bart: "My theory is: Skinner likes dog food."
Homer's Brain: "Keep looking shocked and move slowly towards the cake..."
"Lisa's Sax"
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6fdlpi (minus the opening credits)
FOX purchase link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfpwQd6ejs8
Highlights:
1:101:42 in. The Krusty the Klown TV movie music.
18:35/19:12/18:49 in. Getting Lisa her first sax'.
And the special end credits arrangement.
Once again flashbacks that contradict over flashbacks.
Milhouse is allergic to soy milk. He could die from it.
Stores in Springfield:
It blows (air conditioning)
King Toots (musical instruments store)
School Administrator: "Added extra clap -- not college material."
Dr. Loren Pryor (school psychologist): "Mr. and Mrs. Simpson, there's nothing to be alarmed about; a public school can be intimidating to a young child. Particularly one with as many flamboyant homosexual tendencies as your son."
Marge: "Bart's gay?"
Dr. Loren Pryor: "Bart? Ah, ew -- wrong file..." puts the file away; the file name reads: MILHOUSE VANHOUTEN.
(this was the scene I was thinking about in a prior post for the episode "Grade School Confidential"; turns out it was a flashback, so never mind!)
"Treehouse of Horror VIII"
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6fdlpj (minus the opening credits and part of the episode opening)
FOX purchase link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLj3-fLX2QY
Highlights:
1:33/2:01 in.
4:55/3:44/5:23/5:33 in. Homer vs. the zombies cues.
7:19 in.
10:18 in.
13:02/13:45/14:09 in.
17:19/17:49/18:17/21:03 in.
21:47 in.
Homer is watching "Tommy Boy" in a theater.
Comic Books Store Guy: Walking down the sidewalk eating a hotdog and reading a comic book, "But Aquaman -- you cannot marry a woman without gills; you're from two different worlds," sees the oncoming nuclear missile, "Ow, I've wasted my life."
"The Cartridge Family"
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6fdlpg (minus the opening credits and part of the episode opening)
FOX purchase link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvuWjC48sXw
Highlights:
225/2:37/3:03 in. Soccer fight music.
13:22 in.
20:10/20:37 in.
21:43 in.
What an absolutely disgustingly insulting episode.
Writing like this is one of the ways you know you have a person who knows nothing about guns other than what they've see in films and other TV shows; there is no "silencer" --that's a term Hollywood folk like to use; there's a suppressor and it suppresses the sound to a certain degree.
Marge should know better about guns considering she was a police officer and used it. She doesn't even handle it properly. Fuck -- she even initially tries to get rid of it by throwing it in the garbage. Only a Hollywood writer, man ... only a Hollywood writer.
As preposterous and silly-looming Moe's "special attachments" gun is, this is not that far off the mark of what a bonehead dumbass video on USA Today talked about last year. Let that sink in! About 16:20 in.
Marge: "Homer, I don't want guns in my house! Don't you remember when Maggie shot Mr. Burns?"
Homer: "I thought Smithers did it."
Lisa: With dry sarcasm, "That would have made a lot more sense..."
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SEASON 9:
"Bart Star"
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6fffbx (minus the opening credits and a small part of
the episode opening)
FOX purchase link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uU--SnDCD10
Highlights:
224/3:11/5:22/6:04/7:29/20:19/18:01 in.
13:00 in.
14:20/14:35 in.
2053 in.
Homer was into ballet when he was young.
Nelson has a warrant for his arrest for burglary and arson.
A brief cameo from "King of the Hill".
This season marked a turning point; while some episodes had good ideas, they were mired in unfunny jokes and bad timing. This is the first such example of both in near ful force.
Homer: "Oh, big deal, I've been carried out of Moe's like that hundreds of times."
"The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons"
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6fffbw (minus the opening credits and a small part of
the episode opening)
FOX purchase link: Link not found.
Highlights:
8:14 in.
20:28 in.
Apu: "Is it me or do all your plans involve some horrible web of lies?"
Homer: "It's you."
I had to skip the following; NO LOADS FOUND.
"Lisa the Skeptic"
FOX purchase link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9dX3S3VETM
"Realty Bites"
FOX purchase link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6Zhv8qblwY
"Miracle on Evergreen Terrace"
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6fffc1 (minus the opening credits and a small part of
the episode opening)
FOX purchase link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxiWDB-0mE8
Highlights:
0:48/1:23 in.
12:28 in.
19:50 in.
A Youtube channel I've not yet watched, called Animated Atrocities, has a video detailing why this is one of the worst episodes of the series.
Apparently they have fish. The tank with fish in it are seen being taken out of the house.
"All Singing, All Dancing"
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6fffc0 (minus the opening credits and a small part of the episode opening)
FOX purchase link: Link not found.
Highlights:
Nothing. What little music there is, is instrumental backing to songs in between clips.
A clip show episode trying to be clever about it.
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Continuing SEASON 9:
I had to skip this one; NO LOAD FOUND.
"Bart Carny"
FOX purchase link: Link not found.
"The Joy of Sect"
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6fie76 (minus the opening credits and part of the episode opening)
FOX purchase link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9wbA2-v7_4
Highlights:
9:25 in. The Forbidden Barn opens.
11:14 in. With a brief lull.
14:00 in. Including a homage to Ron Grainer's theme from "The Prisoner" TV series.
20:05/20:26 in.
Homer: "The point is these are some generous decent people that I can take advantage of."
Female Cult Leader: "Would you rather have beer or utter contentment?"
Homer: "What kind of beer?"
Homer: "Marge, when I join an underground cult, I expect a little support from my family."
Mr. Burns: "You'd kneel before me."
Smithers: "Boy would I."
"Das Bus"
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6fie77 (minus the opening credits and part of the episode opening)
FOX purchase link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdK8Vi_Utgw
Highlights:
4:52/5:44 in. The bus crash.
730 in.
12:12 in. Bart diving for the sunken food.
17:44/19:20/20:32 in. Music fro Bart, Lisa and Millhouse being chased.
Flanders has a home business selling religious rugs over the internet.
Narrowing down which state Springfield is in: It's within driving distance of an ocean.
Skinner: "This is out last chance to bone-up, and bone we will!"
Skinner: "No, no, no, young man, you need to do some serious boning."
Homer: "Ohhh ... they have the internet on computers now."
"The Last Temptation of Krust"
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6fie73 (minus the opening credits and part of the episode opening)
FOX purchase link: Link not found.
Highlights:
7:28 in.
About 7:50 in. Disco music.
Moe: "Hey, I'm Moe, or as the ladies like to call me: 'Hey you -- behind the bushes!'."
Canyonero Commercial Singer: "She blinds everybody with her super-high beams, she's squirrel squashing, deer smacking driving machine! Canyonero!"
"Dumbbell Indemnity"
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6fie75 (minus the opening credits and part of the episode opening)
FOX purchase link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQFtwMpNzrs
Highlights:
9:37 in.
16:51/17:21 in.
19:46/20:27 in. Short fight music. With an extra bit afterwards.
Moe says it's been four years since his last date with a woman, but I swear he was on a date in a prior season.
Homer: "Must kill Moe ... WEEEEE!!!"
"Lisa the Simpson"
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6fie78 (minus the opening credits and part of the episode opening)
FOX purchase link: https://www.youtube.com/embed/A1x1Fzjoxqo
Highlights:
4:14/4:48 in. The Simpson gene.
8:31/8:51/9:10/21:25 in. Lisa's sad music over worrying she's going stupid.
13:36 in.
17:25/18:09 in.
20:21 in.
Moe's attraction music is the same theme, only slowed down, as the theme from the episode where Homer goes to clown college and while at the power plant he's imaging employees as clowns.
Phil Hartman voiced God in a TV movie in the prior episode, and here he is wearing a chef's hat that reads: GOD. He's also voiced God before on the series.
Marge: "Homer, your daughter's pouring her heart out."
Homer: "I'll tape it."
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Continuing SEASON 9:
"This Little Wiggy"
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6fknjy (minus the opening credits and part of the episode opening)
FOX purchase link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRP_vUy6egQ
Highlights:
3:48/3:58 in.
12:53/13:24/13:44 in.
17:12/17:27 in.
Bart goes through Marge and Homer's criminal records:
Homer's been arrest six times and Marge twice.
Krabbaple: "Now, who's calculator can tell me what seven times eight is?"
Millhouse: Quickly presses buttons, "Oh, oh, oh -- low battery?!"
Chief Wiggum: To Ralph, "You know you're not supposed to go in there. what is your fascination with my forbidden closet of mystery?"
Mr. Burns: "Smithers, there's a rocket in my pocket."
Smithers: "You don't have to tell me, sir."
"Simpson Tide"
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6fknjx (minus the opening credits and part of the episode opening)
FOX purchase link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWmUOtMw_C8
Highlights:
0:30 in.
7:21/10:08/5:33 in. Some militaristic stuff.
10:24 (minus the harp glissando)/11:35/12:27 in.
14:11/14:38/15:29/16:30/18:20/19:30 in.
And the special end credits music.
Certainly there are worse episodes, but this is an awful episode regardless.
Millhouse thinks Marge is hot.
Homer says when he was ten he got an ear pierced.
Barney's mom is in the Navy.
Moe has a cat he named "Mr. Snuggles".
Narrowing down which state Springfield is in: Springfield harbor is not far from Russian waters.
"The Trouble with Trillions"
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6fknk1 (minus the opening credits and part of the episode opening)
FOX purchase link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DaL3h3fgc4
Highlights:
1:17/4:05/4:23 in. A theme for people rushing to mail out their taxes.
11:36/12:44 in. Sneaking around music for Homer.
14:49/15:32/17:35 in.
Fidel Castro: "May I see?" (asking to see the trillion-dollar bill Mr. Burns has held out)
Mr. Burns: "Oh hohoho, see with your eyes, not with your hands."
Fidel Castro: "Please, we are all amigos here."
Homer: "Mr. Burns, I think we can trust the president of Cuba."
Mr. Burns: "Now give it back." (Burns says nervously after a few seconds of letting Fidel hold the trillion-dollar bill)
Fidel Castro: "Give what back?"
Mr. Burns: "Will you at least permit us to live in your socialist paradise?"
Fidel Castro: "You talkin' about Cooba?" (pronouncing Cuba differently after going wide-eyed with surprise)
"Girly Edition"
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6fknk3 (minus the opening credits and part of the episode opening)
FOX purchase link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jbd05a0M6oA
Highlights:
0:48 in.
18:52/19:36 in.
Apu was shot six times and left for dead.
Kent says he has a sister is a CNN Washington correspondent.
Bart: "You owe me a quarter; I didn't crack my skull."
Millhouse: "Rats."
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Finishing SEASON 9:
"Trash of the Titans"
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6fknk0 (minus the opening credits and part of the episode opening)
FOX purchase link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7MSbtesngo
Highlights:
6:53/6:59 in.
11:49/12:17 in.
18:17/2050 in.
Known Springfield citizens in the lien to register as a sex offender: Patty, Selma, and Moe.
The whole town is moved files miles "down the road", so any continuity with where is that and where is this is washed away.
Bart: "He who tops it off, drops it off."
Homer: "If only they'd elect me, I'd make them pay!"
"King of the Hill"
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6fknk2 (minus the opening credits and part of the episode opening)
FOX purchase link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-Jef_iCb8U
Highlights:
1:05/0:30 in.
4:48 in.
3:20/515/5:53/7:46/9:41/6:40 in. Homer weight loss music. I tried to arrange it into some kind of listening order.
17:35 in.
Apu: "...and our beef jerky is now nearly rectum free."
"Lost Our Lisa"
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6fmbtu (minus the opening credits and part of the episode opening)
FOX purchase link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHjg_Tca6Co
Highlights:
6:48 in.
10:18 in.
13:01/14:55/15:20/16:00 in.
Moe is going to the VD clinic. Maybe something he caught from being a sexual offender.
Homer: "I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman!"
"Natural Born Kissers"
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6fmbtv (minus the opening credits and part of the episode opening)
FOX purchase link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_GO86OHHqQ
Highlights:
1:25 in.
6:19/6:47 in.
17:00 in. Some string work, with plucked strings, as Marge and Homer (both naked) running around town).
17:31/18:11 in.
Homer: "When you think about it, mud is nothing but wet dirt."
Housekeeping Lady:[ "I'm so sorry! I saw everything."
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SEASON 10:
I looked over the episodes for the season and I can't recall a single one worth seeing. Clearly season ten was a tuning point. As unfunny and bland as some of the episodes were the last season, it at least had some good episodes in it. This is going to probably be painful to watch...
"Lard of the Dance"
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6fmbtw (minus the opening credits and part of the episode opening)
FOX purchase link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7g0BctM_kpM
Highlights:
8:58 in.
14:07/16:10/18:28 in.
Willie washes with Ajack and a Brillo pad.
Millhouse: "There's plenty of Millhouse to go around!"
"The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace"
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6fmbtx (minus the opening credits and part of the episode opening)
FOX purchase link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCOW_0eRd4w
Highlights:
3:40 in.
8:02/11:51/20:02/9:01 in. Homer's inventing music.
Homer is banned from the town library for unspecified "unpleasantness".
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Continuing SEASON 10:
NOTE: Videos are being deleted, so links here and above may not work any time now.
I had to skip these; NO LOADS FOUND.
"Homer Simpson in: 'Kidney Trouble'"
FOX purchase link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ojhce2UVhA
"Mayored to the Mob"
FOX purchase link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMTEDlxvYlI
"Viva Ned Flanders"
FOX purchase link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPbgVOeQ6rc
"Wild Barts Can't Be Broken"
FOX purchase link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-xPvleLsvk (an example of the name scheme FOX should be using on all the link titles, yet they don't)
"Sunday, Cruddy Sunday"
FOX purchase link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o60FXBl4MG0
"Homer to the Max"
FOX purchase link: Link not found.
"I'm with Cupid"
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6frtzl (minus the opening credits and part of the episode opening)
FOX purchase link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AyfNmyR7fc
Highlights:
2:25 in. Kind of reminds me of that cue from "Jaws".
13:3?/14:13/14:29/14:38/15:19/15:43 in. Spy music.
17:42 in. Wish that had been longer.
A mediocre episode.
Apu's wife could have been a regular friend for Marge; they go together rather well.
Moe says she's stalking a girl. Moe, one hell of a shady creepy character when you put it all together: an illegal alien who registered as a sex offender who is stalking a girl and was willing to let a friend die for fame and money. Quagmire before Quagmire!
I had to skip these; NO LOADS FOUND.
"Marge Simpson in 'Screaming Yellow Honkers'"
FOX purchase link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYj3TItaSjI
"Make Room for Lisa"
FOX purchase link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBVmrp1bJWQ
"Maximum Homerdrive"
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6laqco (minus the opening credits)
FOX purchase link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cr5M1-pqejQ
Highlights:
1:12 in.
442/5:01 in.
14:06 in. Continues after the commercial break.
16:09 in.
17:44/18:05/19:08 in.
Another boring mediocre episode.
I had to skip this one; NO LOAD FOUND.
"Simpsons Bible Stories"
FOX purchase link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gw07gYhKQUI
"Mom and Pop Art"
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6le2m1 (minus the opening credits)
FOX purchase link:
Highlights:
5:15 in. The "Psycho" parody music.
16:30 in.
Another boring episode; barely mediocre.
Obviously that BBQ video was meant to be Troy McClure, but with Phil Hartman having been murdered, it must have been re-written quickly.
Homer says other people sue him and his average settlement is $68,000.
Homer says in high school he was voted to mostly likely he a mental patient/chimpanzee/something else I don't recall.
Bart: "I'm flunking math and the other day I was a little attracted to Millhouse."
Millhouse: "Everything's coming up Millhouse!"
"The Old Man and the 'C' Student"
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6le2m3 (minus the opening credits)
FOX purchase link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=heKYnb-gsPs
Highlights:
0:00 in.
3:00 in. Kind of reminds me of Elfman a smidge.
8:44 in.
16:30 in.
19:37/21:07 in. With some brief lulls.
Narrowing down which state Springfield is in: it has a ocean shore line. Which kind of backs up "Das Bus" in a way.
Lisa has been volunteering at the old folks home for over a year.
Why is Hans Moleman in the old folks home? In a previous season it was established he's 31 years old.
"Monty Can't Buy Me Love"
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6le2m4 (missing most of the opening credits)
FOX purchase link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zs9CdAKo_oI
Highlights:
18:40/18:58 in.
20:05 in.
Another boring episode.
This episode reminds me of a quote from Smithers in "Who Shot Mr. Burns?":
"And when he planned to steal our sunlight, he crossed that line between everyday villainy and cartoonish super-villainy"
Well, this episode may be the first that crossed the line from everyday Simpsons cartooning to cartoonish super cartooning. If you get that.
Mr. Burns remembers Homer's last name, which he 99% of the time needs Smithers to say to remember.
We see Willie's parents.
Lisa: "Oh -- I hear this really sucks," turning up the sound on "The Postman" film, "Um, director's commentary."
Kevin Costner: "I'm sorry, I am really sorry. UGH! AGH! I don't know what I was thinking. But, ah, 'Field of Dreams' was good, wasn't it?"
(and no, despite the string of guest star appearances, it wasn't Costner voicing himself)
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Finishing SEASON 10:
I had to skip this one; NO LOAD FOUND.
"They Saved Lisa's Brain"
FOX purchase link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yo63i_tRP1k
"Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo"
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6fzux3 (minus the opening credits)
FOX purchase link: Link not found.
Highlights:
2:16 in. Some jazz music as Homer burglarizes Flanders' house.
14:50 in.
Man, only twelve minutes in and this is so awful. So awful.
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SEASON 11:
I am going to brave some of this season, but if it sucks as much s the last one, I'll just start skimming episodes to hear score. I think this is where I finally, back then, abandoned the series.
"Beyond Blunderdome"
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6fzux4 (minus the opening credits)
FOX purchase link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xh8j5bdCpWw
Highlights:
12:41 in. The Mel Gibson movie music.
15:38/17:53/18:06/18:27/19:04/19:17 in. Hollywood exec's chasing Homer and Mel Gibson.
Only five minutes into it and this is boring!
And now that's it's over, I've upped it's crap level to: awful.
Narrowing down which state Springfield is in: it's not California, since they had to fly there by commercial airplane.
Homer: "My children deserve to see me get a free gift."
I had to skip this one; NO LOAD FOUND.
"Brother's Little Helper"
FOX purchase link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7QSZaKYeco
"Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner?"
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6fzux6 (minus the opening credits and part of the episode opening)
FOX purchase link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vebd98j_Yt4
Highlights:
17:24/18:03/18:30/19:08/19:46/19:58/20:15/21:23 in.
Uter is missing. Not even his parents know where he is.
Homer: "Why, you -- you made them cancel 'Platypus Man'!" (strangling Garth Trelawney's tux)
Homer: "And 'The Cosby Mysteries' -- that show had limitless possibilities!" (strangling Garth Trelawney's tux)
I had to skip these; NO LOADS FOUND.
"Treehouse of Horror X"
FOX purchase link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wC4igYFBpT0
Highlights:
"E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)"
FOX purchase link: Link not found.
"Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder"
FOX purchase link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGLyo73qn4I
"Eight Misbehavin'"
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6llumq (minus the opening credits and part of the episode opening)
FOX purchase link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aP07ohSooJY
Highlights:
19:13/19:54 in.
Very mediocre.
Marge become Sideshow Marge, off screen, briefly.
It's hard to take a show seriously where nobody ages, yet in this episode at least nine months pass.
"Take My Wife, Sleaze"
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6llumt (minus the opening credits and part of the episode opening)
FOX purchase link: Link not found.
Highlights:
10:44 in.
19:19 in. With a brief lull.
Another awful episode. Fucking awful.
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