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Continuing SEASON 8:
"Cheer Factor"
By: Greg Edmonson
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6txeps
Highlights:
7:07/21:21 in.
"Dale Be Not Proud"
By: John Frizzell
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6u1azf
Highlights:
1133 in.
15:06 in.
18:25/19:31/20:05/2:55 in.
Hank: "It says here he's going to be just fine, right after they replace seventy perceent of his blood."
Hank: "You disappoint me, Dale."
Dale: "Get in line."
Dale: "I can't be alone with my thoughts! You've heard them!"
"Après Hank, le Deluge"
By: Roger Neill
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6txepu
Highlights:
3:08/3:49/4:46/7:59 in.
20:37/21:13 in.
So, Hank is now known as the guy who blew up Mega Lo Mart, and now the Arlen flooder.
"DaleTech"
By: Greg Edmonson
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6txluc
Highlights:
14:54 in.
Little has been done with Khan for like two seasons and then they do this with him?
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Continuing SEASON 8:
"How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Alamo"
By: Greg Edmonson
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6unjtl
Highlights:
11:48 in.
17:02 in.
18:20/18:51 in.
19:34 in.
Love that ending with Hank and Bobby -- exactly the kind of thing a real father would do.
And the plot -- over fifteen years later and it's still relevant.
Hank: "What kind of pie says 'Heroism'?"
"Strawberry."
Hank: "Of course."
Hank: "That's it -- I'm gonna kick your ass, then I'm gonna re-enact kicking your ass!"
"Girl, You'll Be a Giant Soon"
By: Roger Neill
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6u1aze
Highlights:
20:58 in.
Luanne says she hates charcoal, but in a previous season and her and Peggy preferred charcoal over propane and in the end of the episode even lied about it to make Hank happy.
Turns out Big Tex' is a real thing. and about a decade after the episode aired:
On October 19, 2012, the last weekend of the 2012 State Fair of Texas, Big Tex was destroyed by an electrical fire that started in the right boot and worked its way up the structure, first becoming visible from the neck area. After the fire, a new Big Tex was created by SRO Associates and Texas Scenic Co.
"Stressed for Success"
By: Roger Neill
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6u5rmj (load is slowed down some)
Highlights:
18:24 in.
Ben Stein does a guest voice appearance. He's still acting, but not very much for at least a decade now.
"Hank's Back"
By: John O'Connor
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6u1azh
Highlights:
15:10 in.
Hank: "Yoga? Isn't that a cult?"
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SEASON 9:
"A Rover Runs Through It"
By: Roger Neill
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5vc50f (muffled sound)
Highlights:
3:45 in.
6:31 in.
13:27 in.
1718/17:41/18:02/19:12 in.
20:57 in.
"Ms. Wakefield"
By: John Frizzell
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5vc50g
Highlights:
10:22 in.
11:52/12:42 in.
16:20/17:03 in.
This episode ads a sleigh bell to the theme since it's Christmas in-verse.
One of my favorite episodes.
Bill: "I'll probably die in my house; wedged behind my bathroom door, in-accessible to the paramedics."
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Continuing SEASON 9:
"Death Buys a Timeshare"
By: Greg Edmonson
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6oixhh
Highlights:
0:27 in.
16:56 in. The bar club source music.
18:35 in. The source music.
Cotton: "Well, all the money I inherited from Topsy's estate got me to thinking: Topsy's dead. I out lived my last friend ... dang -- it makes a man feel invincible."
Dale: "Congratulations on once again out-running the Grim Reaper, sir!"
"Yard, She Blows!"
By: Roger Neill
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6u40cu
Highlights:
10:17/10:43/11:14 in.
It's embarrassing when Khan has turned into. I think the writers are running out of things to do with some characters.
Hank: "Why would anybody do drugs when they can just mow a lawn?"
Luanne: "Oh! An estate sale, pull over! Dead people have tons of cloths that they don't want anymore."
"Dale to the Chief"
By: Roger Neill
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6u40eq
Highlights:
3:57/4:40 in.
19:33 in.
Dale: "I'm your worst nightmare -- I have a three-line phone and nothing at all to do with my time!"
"The Petriot Act"
By: John O'Connor
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5vc50z
Highlights:
4:57 in.
18:12 in.
20:52 in.
LOL, Dale's Art Bell style conspiracy theory is absurd. The first minute and-a-half.
How did Dale get his turtle back? Or is this a new one? I let it go into flood waters a few episodes ago and it floated away.
Veterinarian: "Cats vomit. They eat poop and vomit; that's what they do."
Hank: "You can keep that pen, it's made by some company that makes Viagra for lizards."
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Continuing SEASON 9:
"Enrique-cilable Differences"
By: Greg Edmonson
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5vc510
Highlights:
19:25 in.
21:01 in.
"Mutual of Omabwah"
By: Greg Edmonson
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5vc511
Highlights:
3:57 in.
15:43/18:50 in.
"Care-Takin' Care of Business"
By: Roger Neill
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5vc512
Highlights:
8:30 in.
8:45 in. Short montage cue.
1452/1516 in.
17:17/19:05 in.
19:15 in.
20:28 in.
"Arlen City Bomber"
By: Roger Neill
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6oixax
Highlights:
3:55 in.
I find this to be a bad episode. Aside form not being particularly interesting or particularly funny, I find it to be insulting to the Peggy character. This goes against seasons of established character and it's a repeat plot: We already had a character (Bobby) learning the responsibility of credit card debt.
However, as annoying as the new character Lucky is, the short side plot of getting Bobby to taste a fresh corn chip at a factory, was decent.
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Continuing SEASON 9:
"Redcorn Gambles with His Future"
By: Greg Edmonson
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5vc514
Highlights:
10:33 in.
16:15 in.
Hank: "I will treat this picnic with all the gravity and seriousness it requires."
Peggy: "Entertainment is the only thing that distracts people from realizing how much they don't like each other."
Hank: "Do I look like I know what a jpeg is? I just want a picture of a Goddang hot dog."
Luanne: "What's a Yoko?"
"Smoking and the Bandit"
By: Roger Neill
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5vc516
Highlights:
4:14 in.
730 in.
12:55/15:12 in.
16:23/18:30 in.
I think this is the first time in nine seasons we've seen Peggy at work and seen her boss.
Dale: "I've really Gribbled myself this time."
"Gone with the Windstorm"
By: Roger Neill
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5vc517
Highlights:
7:45/14:01 (brief lull) in.
9:03/ in.
10:53 in.
15:37 in.
"Can you accurately predict what my finger is going to do?"
Dale: "How can we be defeated by a man named Erve!?"
"Bobby on Track"
By: Roger Neill
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5vc518
Highlights:
2:51/16:37 in.
3:27 in.
18:55 in.
Hank: "What has the MTV done to you son?"
Hank: "You competed while another guy sat on the bench? There's a bottle of sports drink in the garage I've been saving; let's open it.
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Finishing SEASON 9:
I didn't know there was only one remaining; I would have done it yesterday if I had known.
"It Ain't Over 'Til the Fat Neighbor Sings"
By: Roger Neill
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5vc519
Highlights:
17:24 in.
20:02 in.
It's kind of worthless to have an episode where Bill sings in a group when we can't hear him singing. In any other animated series you can make out the voice of the character singing, here I can't even tell if the voice actor is doing anything.
Dale: "This chorus is the feces that in produced when shame eats too much stupidity!"
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SEASON 10:
"Hank's on Board"
By: Greg Edmonson
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6uoq6m
Highlights:
5:45/12:30 in.
10:38 in.
19:33 in.
Boomhaur admits that he dyes his hair.
Hank: "Peggy, you were right; you were right about everything!"
Peggy: "I know, Hank, but I you need you to be more specific."
Hank: "Prepare for an eternity of me kicking your ass!"
"Bystand Me"
By: John Frizzell
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6uopyo
Highlights:
438 in.
10:44 in.
11:35 in.
15:01 in.
18:25 in.
Hank: "Dangit, guys, and possibly ma'am there."
"Bill's House"
By: John O'Connor
No link provided since I didn't cite anything.
Highlights:
Nothing.
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Continuing SEASON 10:
"Harlottown"
By: Roger Neill
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5vc51d
Highlights:
3:28/3:56 in.
About 14:19 in. The band music.
Apparently John Redcorn does porn.
Bill really does know his porn trivia.
Hank: "Mister, you are just asking for a letter."
Peggy: "Hank, it is really no big deal. I mean, you never objected to miss Kitty on Gunsmoke."
Hank: "What about her?"
Peggy: "come on. they had all those rooms upstairs, she didn't charge enough for drinks..."
Hank: "Ugh, not miss Kitty."
"A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Clown"
By: Roger Neill
No link provided since I didn't cite anything.
Highlights:
Nothing.
"Orange You Sad I Did Say Banana?"
By: John O'Connor
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6unkcq
Highlights:
2:49/3:31 in.
4:19 in: CinemaSins voice: "And the writers said: Let's have him eat an apple, it'll solidify that he's an asshole."
Hank: "You know, sometimes I think I'd like to visit Indiana. Is that weird?"
"You Gotta Believe (In Moderation)"
By: John Frizzell
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5vc51h
Highlights:
1:28/1:59 in.
8:55 in.
12:47 in.
18:59/20:35 in.
Dale: "Yeeaaahhh, I spanked that ball so hard I probably should have apologized and bought it a box of chocolates."
Dale: "Bill, if it's any consolation, I never believed in you."
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Continuing SEASON 10:
"Business Is Picking Up"
By: Roger Neill
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5vc54x
Highlights:
2:05/2:30/3:02 in.
3:57 in.
6:25 in.
11:36 in.
19:17/19:25 in.
EarthCleaners boss: "Whoa, Bobby, looks like you got triplets there." (after Ladybird poops)
"The Year of Washing Dangerously"
By: Greg Edmonson
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5vc54y
Highlights:
14:47 in.
"Hank Fixes Everything"
By: Roger Neill
No link provided since I didn't cite anything.
Highlights:
Nothing.
"Church Hopping"
By: Roger Neill
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5vc550
Highlights:
5:53 in. Short but nice.
21:02 in. Short but nice.
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Finishing SEASON 10:
"Hank's Bully"
By: Greg Edmonson
No link provided since I didn't cite anything.
Highlights:
Nothing.
Dale: Speaking of dead squirrels he sat on the bear cooler after Hank complains, "Relax, Hank; they've been boiled, scrubbed, de-boned, powdered and stuffed with surgical cotton; they're cleaner than Bill."
Hank: "You gotta be kidding me; who would lick a stamp that's got Bill Clinton on it?"
Postman: "I'm only telling you what I heard."
"Edu-macating Lucky"
By: John Frizzell
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5vc55g
This is, unless the series comes back and he returns, Frizzell's final effort for the series.
Highlights:
10:17 in. Upbeat fast banjo and fiddle music.
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SEASON 11:
I just realized I put part of season eleven into season ten, so I am breaking the post up now.
"The Peggy Horror Picture Show"
By: Greg Edmonson
No link provided since I didn't cite anything.
Highlights:
Nothing.
"Serpunt"
By: Greg Edmonson
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x7062xd
Highlights:
226/2:58 in. Western music with a little bit of country, for Dale vs. the snake.
12:55 in. Country montage piece with a beat. Forty seconds long.
21:59 in.
6:50 in: How politics work even on a national level.
Hank: "I don't believe this -- they're lying on the news!"
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Continuing SEASON 11:
"The Passion of the Dauterive"
By: John O'Connor
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x7087xo (load is slowed down some)
Highlights:
22:05 in.
"Grand Theft Arlen"
By: Roger Neill
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6v92h9
Highlights:
17:20 in.
Hank: Playing himself in a a video game about propane, "Oh, God, I just stabbed a parking attendant; where's the button to turn myself in?"
"Peggy's Gone to Pots"
By: Roger Neill
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6unuie
Highlights:
4:58 in.
12:25 in.
14:25 in.
A bad episode.
Dale has been smoking since the third grade.
"Hair Today, Gone Today"
By: Greg Edmonson
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6v4x36
Highlights:
22:11 in.
That's it for the show for a day or two; I am doubling back to a series I never finished because of lack of loads, but some popped up.
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Finishing SEASON 11:
"Bill, Bulk and the Body Buddies"
By: Roger Neill
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x70akld (load is slowed down some)
Highlights:
Nothing. Link left for those curious
After a rather lack-luster season with some bad episodes, this has been a welcomed reprieve. Hopefully season twelve doesn't devolve into shit like "The Simpsons" did.
Hank: "You're 'too fat" to go to the gym?"
Minh: "Who thought Bill's house could function as something other than a shrine to crushing misery."
"Lucky's Wedding Suit"
By: Roger Neill
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6unui7
Highlights:
4:39/15:48 in. Some small orchestra swash-buckling music.
7:38 in.
Months have passed since the previous episode (Bill was injured and said he would have six months recovery and by then his muscles would be gone).
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SEASON 12:
"Suite Smells of Excess"
By: Greg Edmonson
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6v7bqx (load is slowed down some)
Highlights:
2:33/3:17 in.
14:09 in.
19:35 in.
Hank: "Son, remember the day you found out cakes could be made of ice cream? Well, today is going to be better."
"Bobby Rae"
By: Greg Edmonson
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6v7br0
Highlights:
21:50 in.
Bill: "In a perfect world I'd have longer arms so I could shave my back."
Hank: "In a perfect world you'd have no back hair."
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Continuing SEASON 12:
"The Powder Puff Boys"
By: Greg Edmonson
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x70aklg
Highlights:
19:15/20:04 in.
21:55 in.
Bobby: "So you want me to dress up like a girl and run around with pom poms?"
Hank: "Yes."
"Four Wave Intersection"
By: Roger Neill
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x70aklh (load is slowed down some)
Highlights:
0:53 in.
9:47 in.
15:02 in. Acoustic guitar and bass flute piece.
15:46 in.
17:15/19:11 in.
20:55 in. Surfing music with a beat.
I can't believe we got a throw away line from Hank saying Bobby took French horn lessons and karate lessons but no actual episodes on that! Those would have been neat! Bobby learning karate? Yeah, that should have been an episode, complete with "Karate Kid" homages! And Bobby learning French horn? That could have ben a chance for Bobby to re-connect with Connie.
Instead we got this repeat plot episode: Bobby is once again dealing with bullies and his father has to try to help him (even though previously Hank has told Bobby he has to fight his own battles and he cant' do it for him).
Hank: "I don't know what the heck's goin' on here, but someone needs to get their asses kicked."
"Death Picks Cotton"
By: Greg Edmonson
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x70cpy5 (load is slowed down some)
Highlights:
6:26 in.
22:01 in.
They've barely done anything with Cotton for like three seasons, and now they do this? Wasted character time.
Dale: "I swear on the lives of my family I will try my best to see what I can do about some of those things."
"Raise the Steaks"
By: John O'Connor
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6vejj6
Highlights:
7:38 in. Twenty seconds of lovely small ensemble nature music.
14:38 in.
17:10 in.
21:10 in.
22:04 in. The video cuts off before the end of the cue.
You know, if one were to compile a compilation of Hank standing there and just blinking in disbelief, you might end up with five minutes.
Hank: "With great meat, son, comes great responsibility."
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Continuing SEASON 12:
"Tears of an Inflatable Clown"
By: Roger Neill
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x70cpy7 (load is slowed down some)
Highlights:
3:13 in.
8:05 in.
15:44 in.
Twleve years later and this episode is still ccompletely relevant. Who'd have thought that!
"The Minh Who Knew Too Much"
By: Roger Neill
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6vejj5 (load is slowed down some)
Highlights:
11:29 in.
16:28/17:19/17:53 in.
18:13 in.
20:02 in.
22:12 in.
I'm glad something has finally been done with Mihn after like four or five years of nearly nothing. Her and Kahn has become self parodies for quite a while now and it was sad to watch.
"Dream Weaver"
By: Roger Neill
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6v8xam (sped up a tiny bit)
Highlights:
1:03 in.
4:44 in.
7:29 in.
11:39/12:17 in. Small ensamble action-y music.
16:59 in.
18:04:18:17 in.
Dale: "I'm an exterminator, Nancy. It's in my bones; I think it got in threw my lungs."
"Doggone Crazy"
By: Roger Neill
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x70cpy3 (load is slowed down some)
Highlights:
0:30 in.
1:32 in.
5:21 in.
10:19 in. Short slide guitar cue.
16:12/17:38/18:41 in.
Luanne: "I just want to live in a world where Santa can get into your house but thieves cannot."
Hank: "You sniff that poop, Ladybird. Sniff 'til your heart's content."
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