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 Posted:   Jan 5, 2012 - 5:44 PM   
 By:   Bob DiMucci   (Member)

Like "Mercy Humppe" mentioned above, I have an aversion to most long titles. Despite the good ones like "It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World" and "Those Magnificent Men In their Flying Machines," for better or worse I've avoided films like:

The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Crazy Mixed-Up Zombies (1964)
. . .
From the Mixed-Up Files of Mrs. Basil E. Frankweiler (1973)


more baby, more!
give it to me!
LOL!


How about:

The Bingo Long Traveling All-Stars and Motor Kings (1976)
Buffalo Bill and the Indians or Sitting Bull's History Lesson (1976)
The Great Scout and Cathouse Thursday (1976)
Won Ton Ton, The Dog Who Saved Hollywood (1976)
The Bad News Bears in Breaking Training (1977)
The End of the World in Our Usual Bed in a Night Full Of Rain (1978)
Bon Voyage, Charlie Brown (And Don't Come Back!) (1980)
Charlie Chan and the Curse of the Dragon Queen (1981)
Come Back to the 5 & Dime Jimmy Dean, Jimmy Dean (1982)

 
 
 Posted:   Jan 5, 2012 - 5:47 PM   
 By:   Bob DiMucci   (Member)

Hmm... both those titles have colons. Maybe that's something to do with it. Are other titles with colons just as bad?


Not all. On the one hand there are -

Metalstorm: The Destruction of Jared-Syn (1983)

Spacehunter: Adventures in the Forbidden Zone (1983)

Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins (1985)


Of course there are also all of the sequel titles, good and bad, that can be written with colons -

Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back

Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan

A Nightmare on Elm Street, Part 2: Freddy's Revenge

Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment

 
 
 Posted:   Jan 5, 2012 - 7:30 PM   
 By:   dan the man   (Member)

I have, never, ever, decided not to give a chance with a film score or watch a movie based on the titles and when i see movies like I married a monster from outer space, Curse of the demon, The party, Bacherlor party[57 one], Frankenstein meets the wolfman,etc etc etc, i am glad i didn't, don't judge a book by it's cover and remember a word is just a word, so is a title, which is made up of words, good day all.

 
 Posted:   Jan 5, 2012 - 8:34 PM   
 By:   Mr. Jack   (Member)

I can't imagine passing on a good movie score just because the title of the movie it was written for is dumb.

 
 Posted:   Jan 5, 2012 - 8:50 PM   
 By:   Advise & Consent   (Member)

I can't imagine passing on a good movie score just because the title of the movie it was written for is dumb.

Neither can I, but I imagine that most of these lists are for fun.

 
 
 Posted:   Jan 5, 2012 - 9:00 PM   
 By:   William R.   (Member)




This is a wind-up, yes?

Ignoring the content of the films, why on earth are these names offputting?

Since 'Manitou' is a well-known Native American term, you're on dodgy territory with that one, the 'quality' of the film apart. It's a term for what it is. Only the definite article is questionable.

'Elmer Gantry' is a wonderful tale of the rise of a fake evangelist, and is an evocative (even symbolic) name with a hint of satire in it.

'Taras Bulba' was a Cossack chief well represented in Russian literature and art. What's the deal? Is this some joke about Russian 'b' and 'v' and a girl called Tara?


The problem seems to be a narrowness of reference points or a misreading of ironic titles. In terms of political correctness, this is all weirdly dubious territory. Let's laugh at the Russian names we haven't heard of. HAS to be windup. Drumming the fingers, tapping the foot, waiting for the phone call etc..

What about 'thread titles that make you want to avoid the thread'?


A cogent voice of reason!

Even by the standards of this board, this is a bizarre and senseless idea for a thread.

 
 
 Posted:   Jan 5, 2012 - 11:22 PM   
 By:   John Black   (Member)

DR. STRANGELOVE, OR HOW I LEARNED TO STOP WORRYING AND LOVE THE BOMB--the title didn't make me want to see it as a kid.

MOVIE STAR AMERICAN STYLE, OR LSD I HATE YOU (1966) is a film I have always wanted to see, but never have.

 
 
 Posted:   Jan 5, 2012 - 11:24 PM   
 By:   Zooba   (Member)

THE BLACK HOLE.

I thought it was going to be about O.J. Simpson's...oh never mind.

 
 
 Posted:   Jan 5, 2012 - 11:28 PM   
 By:   JSWalsh   (Member)

MICHAEL MOORE'S...---I don't even need to see the rest of the title. big grin

 
 
 Posted:   Jan 6, 2012 - 1:28 AM   
 By:   Zooba   (Member)

MICHAEL MOORE'S...---I don't even need to see the rest of the title. big grin

I agree and now add Bill Maher and Sascha Baron Cohen to that list.

 
 
 Posted:   Jan 6, 2012 - 3:49 AM   
 By:   JSWalsh   (Member)

anything with a really long title

WHO IS HARRY KELLERMAN AND WHY IS HE SAYING ......



I saw this a couple of years ago, and I actually enjoyed it. (I think James Horner's dad did the production design.)

Not a classic, but, I dunno, I kinda enjoyed myself, and I can't stand Dustin Hoffman, usually.

I don't see the problem with the thread subject. A good title is a promise of a good film. A bad title is a minor but prominent flaw.

It's interesting to me that with the exception of DR STRANGELOVE most movies with 'funny' titles aren't funny.

 
 
 Posted:   Jan 6, 2012 - 11:31 AM   
 By:   John Black   (Member)

Another title for Bob:

THE SAGA OF THE VIKING WOMEN AND THEIR VOYAGE TO THE WATERS OF THE GREAT SEA SERPENT (later shortened to THE VIKING WOMEN AND THE SEA SERPENT).

I presume that somebody has already mentioned:

THE PERSECUTION AND ASSIGNATION OF JEAN-PAUL MARAT AS PERFORMED BY THE INMATES OF THE ASYLUM OF CHARENTON UNDER THE DIRECTION OF THE MARQUIS DE SADE.

My apologies for any spelling errors, as the latter is off the top of my head.

 
 Posted:   Jan 6, 2012 - 12:24 PM   
 By:   Buscemi   (Member)

Another title for Bob:

THE SAGA OF THE VIKING WOMEN AND THEIR VOYAGE TO THE WATERS OF THE GREAT SEA SERPENT (later shortened to THE VIKING WOMEN AND THE SEA SERPENT).

I presume that somebody has already mentioned:

THE PERSECUTION AND ASSIGNATION OF JEAN-PAUL MARAT AS PERFORMED BY THE INMATES OF THE ASYLUM OF CHARENTON UNDER THE DIRECTION OF THE MARQUIS DE SADE.

My apologies for any spelling errors, as the latter is off the top of my head.


The latter is usually just called Marat/Sade by sane people.

 
 Posted:   Jan 6, 2012 - 12:29 PM   
 By:   SunSword   (Member)

Good Burger

 
 Posted:   Jan 6, 2012 - 2:26 PM   
 By:   'Lenny Bruce' Marshall   (Member)

ACTUALLY, there are dozens of modern films which have titles that are meaningless, trite,
and forgettable.

You know the kind i mean.....
uhhhhhh
"IT"S LIKE THIS"
I CAN T REMEMBER THEM, ;LITERALLY!

 
 Posted:   Jan 6, 2012 - 2:29 PM   
 By:   'Lenny Bruce' Marshall   (Member)

I avoided THE SECRET LIFE OF SHERLOCK HOLMES for a long time 'cause of the title.
Terrible title, excellent film and score
brm


"Private Life," but I get your point.

You should also avoid "The Adventure of Sherlock Holmes' Smarter Brother" (1975) .


tHANSK!
and yes, i did avoid the other one
smile
bruce

 
 Posted:   Jan 6, 2012 - 2:30 PM   
 By:   'Lenny Bruce' Marshall   (Member)

DEL

 
 Posted:   Jan 6, 2012 - 2:35 PM   
 By:   'Lenny Bruce' Marshall   (Member)

ALWAYS

 
 
 Posted:   Feb 2, 2012 - 11:25 PM   
 By:   OnyaBirri   (Member)

Fitzwilly

The Molly Maguires

 
 
 Posted:   Feb 2, 2012 - 11:29 PM   
 By:   OnyaBirri   (Member)

Gaily Gaily

Mighty Joe Young

 
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