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 Posted:   Oct 22, 2018 - 9:24 AM   
 By:   OnyaBirri   (Member)

My wife hates any title beginning with a present perfect progressive tense verb. These would include Driving Miss Daisy, Being John Malkovich, Romancing the Stone, Saving Private Ryan, Shaving Ryan's Privates.

 
 
 Posted:   Oct 22, 2018 - 10:01 AM   
 By:   Rozsaphile   (Member)

If we're to dwell on the merely clichéd or foolish, we might mention the way the marketers couldn't resist the word "Naked." As in Gun, Edge, Jungle, Kiss, Ape, Cage, Dawn, Maja, Runner, . . . And then there was the era of parallel adjectives: THE PRIDE AND THE PASSION, THE PROUD AND THE PROFANE, THE BAD AND THE BEAUTIFUL, THE HIGH AND THE MIGHTY, THE YOUNG AND THE RESTLESS, . . . There was even a movie that embodied both of those trends: THE NAKED AND THE DEAD.

 
 
 Posted:   Oct 22, 2018 - 10:19 AM   
 By:   OnyaBirri   (Member)

If we're to dwell on the merely clichéd or foolish, we might mention the way the marketers couldn't resist the word "Naked." As in Gun, Edge, Jungle, Kiss, Ape, Cage, Dawn, Maja, Runner, . . . And then there was the era of parallel adjectives: THE PRIDE AND THE PASSION, THE PROUD AND THE PROFANE, THE BAD AND THE BEAUTIFUL, THE HIGH AND THE MIGHTY, THE YOUNG AND THE RESTLESS, . . . There was even a movie that embodied both of those trends: THE NAKED AND THE DEAD.

If they make a film about FSMers, they could title it, "The Old and the Humorless." wink

 
 Posted:   Oct 22, 2018 - 12:51 PM   
 By:   dtw   (Member)


Twilight
Solo
Gladiator
The Butler
Broken Arrow
Bad Boys
Crash


... pretty much all movies with duplicate titles. Cuz that's not confusing at all, especially when eBay sells it.


...don't forget Legend in that lot :-/

 
 
 Posted:   Oct 22, 2018 - 1:45 PM   
 By:   joan hue   (Member)

If they make a film about FSMers, they could title it, "The Old and the Humorless.wink"

I found that statement rather disconcerting, but then, thank goodness, I noticed the winkie icon.
I find that the older we get, the better we are about differentiating authentic humor from sheer idiocy. (And I also don’t find the youthful or middle aged FSMers musically deaf nor humorless. We are all pretty savvy.)

 
 Posted:   Oct 22, 2018 - 4:09 PM   
 By:   'Lenny Bruce' Marshall   (Member)

ROBINSON CRUSOE ON MARS

NO, it aint a lame Disney flick.
Its a science fiction classic with a great score ( thanks Lukas!)
Brm

 
 
 Posted:   Oct 22, 2018 - 8:51 PM   
 By:   kaseykockroach   (Member)

I love Christopher Young, but...The Shipping News is such a dull title.
It should be, I don't know, The Ripping News!

 
 
 Posted:   Nov 5, 2018 - 6:45 PM   
 By:   OnyaBirri   (Member)

Boy Erased
Girl Interrupted

 
 Posted:   Nov 5, 2018 - 11:53 PM   
 By:   Bill Carson, Earl of Poncey   (Member)

If they make a film about FSMers, they could title it, "The Old and the Humorless.wink"

I found that statement rather disconcerting, but then, thank goodness, I noticed the winkie icon.
I find that the older we get, the better we are about differentiating authentic humor from sheer idiocy. (And I also don’t find the youthful or middle aged FSMers musically deaf nor humorless. We are all pretty savvy.)


Yes i like The Humourless and The Doorbell.
It has a ring to it.

 
 Posted:   Nov 6, 2018 - 8:30 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Michael Clayton

When I learned the film's score was by snoozemeister supreme James Newton Howard, I avoided it even more.

I also tend to avoid "Oscar bait" garbage masquerading as an "important" film. The history of film is pockmarked with crap like that.

 
 
 Posted:   May 13, 2021 - 10:33 AM   
 By:   OnyaBirri   (Member)

The Life and Times of Judge Roy Bean.

Of the film titles referenced in the thread, this is the third that includes the word "bean."

Note to producers and directors: Avoid films with the word "bean" in the title.

 
 
 Posted:   May 13, 2021 - 10:43 AM   
 By:   Tobias   (Member)

I've heard that a lot of people never sampled BATTLESTAR GALACTICA because the title turned them off so much. To me that's madness, it's like the coolest title anything ever had, but it takes all kinds I guess.

My dad used to call it Battleship Galactus. He wasn't joking, he just read it that way. I miss my dad.


That reminded me of my grandmother who also not joking thought that Clint Eastwood`s name actually as East Clintwood.

 
 
 Posted:   May 13, 2021 - 11:07 AM   
 By:   Rameau   (Member)

Well I don't know about the scores, but any film with a title like, He's Just Not That Into You, tells me exactly the kind of film it is. Also, any film with Adam Sandler or Jennifer Aniston or Seth Rogen in the credits tells me to stay well clear of it.

Ah, me around seven years ago (before I went into the witness protection program), & I don't feel any different now.

 
 
 Posted:   May 14, 2021 - 2:12 AM   
 By:   Hurdy Gurdy   (Member)

Things such as BEACH BLANKET BINGO or GIDGET GOES (SOMEWHERE)...just haven't got the time for such twaddle.
In fact, most, if not all, of those 60s U.S comedies (?) scored by John Williams and Jerry Goldsmith (Take Her, She's Mine, John Goldfard Please Come Home, Not With My Wife You Don't, A Guide For The Married Man et al).
Also films with stupid (deliberate?) spelling errors...Spike Lee is VERY guilty of this!

 
 
 Posted:   May 14, 2021 - 2:26 AM   
 By:   Hurdy Gurdy   (Member)

Oh, and any of those w@nk pretentious arthouse film titles like...
The Old Man Who Climbed Out Of A Window And Went For A Walk With A Pigeon That Was Sitting On A Fence Reflecting On The Nature Of Their Existence (I think it's called that).

 
 
 Posted:   May 14, 2021 - 2:34 AM   
 By:   Hurdy Gurdy   (Member)

Jim Phelps said this one time...
"I also tend to avoid "Oscar bait" garbage masquerading as an "important" film. The history of film is pockmarked with crap like that"
I agree. I've seen titles like The Peanut Butter Falcon or whatever!
No. Chance.
Also, Zack Snyder's...

 
 
 Posted:   May 14, 2021 - 4:03 AM   
 By:   Graham Watt   (Member)

Are there any film titles that, for whatever reason, make you completely disinterested in the films, regardless of composer, director, etc.?

For me, some examples include the following:

Studs Lonigan
The Manitou
The Man Who Loved Cat Dancing
Elmer Gantry
Taras Bulba

I just hate these titles. I can't imagine wasting 90 minutes of my life on any of them. I may be missing out, but hey, you may be missing out by not having any of, for example, Marion Brown's albums on the Arista Freedom label.

I may be unusual, but with 7 billion or whatever people on the planet, I can't be THAT unusual.

So let's hear your favorites: Film titles that you think are so repulsive, stupid, or boring, that you could care less...


That was Onya in January 2012. I hope you have since come to your senses and sat through THE MANITOU at least, which is one of the BEST FILMS EVER MADE and the Lalo Schifrin score is ABSOLUTELY FECKIN' AMAZING, innit?

I still don't like films which have a gerund as the first word of the title. They're all bollox, although I kinda liked BEING JOHN MALKOVICH, even if I can't stand John bloody Malkovich himself.

 
 
 Posted:   May 14, 2021 - 7:21 AM   
 By:   OnyaBirri   (Member)

That was Onya in January 2012. I hope you have since come to your senses and sat through THE MANITOU at least, which is one of the BEST FILMS EVER MADE and the Lalo Schifrin score is ABSOLUTELY FECKIN' AMAZING, innit?

Of course, but this thread is about the titles, not the films nor the scores.

For all I know, "The Life and Times of Judge Roy Bean" may be a cinematic masterpiece, but that has to be one of the most boring titles ever devised, right up there with "The Nun's Story."

 
 
 Posted:   May 14, 2021 - 7:29 AM   
 By:   OnyaBirri   (Member)

Space Truckers

 
 
 Posted:   May 14, 2021 - 12:55 PM   
 By:   Hurdy Gurdy   (Member)

Films with types of dance in the title.

Mambo/Mambo Kings
Last Tango in Paris
Salsa

Not
A
Chance

 
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