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Hi joanie, lately weve had a couple bots who put Hans zimmer as the only thing in their profile. This one put zimmer n 1 other. Weirdly they post 2 normal-ish things, often not making much sense and then someone invites them to a zoom, and then comes the essay-writing shit. 
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em! Maybe you should ask one of them to write an essay for you and they'll feel so honored they'll decide to contribute positively to the board. What's that? That's not how spambots work? Well, it's worth a shot, ain't it?
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DIB you're losing your way in this thread. The last few posts of yours don't sound like "nerd wars", they sound like my nagging mother!
Maybe if you gave more foot massages instead of watching the skies for extraterritorial life or whatever you call it maybe your wife wouldn't be watching all those romance movies on the Lifetime Channel. 
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Maybe if you learned some cooking skills instead of posting on that website all the time, you could impress some nice young lady when you invite her to your apartment.
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Maybe if you spent that money on a rice cooker instead of a flight saber or whatever you call it maybe you wouldn't be eating french fries so much and still getting zits at your age.
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Maybe if you made your bed and cleaned up around here, you wouldn't be so embarrassed to invite that nice young lady from across the hall to visit you.
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Maybe if you cut your hair every once in a while that nice young lady from across the hall wouldn't look at you funny.
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Maybe if you spent your money on some decent clothes instead of that Mark Vader (or whatever his name is) uniform you wear maybe twice a year, maybe that nice young lady from across the hall will go out with you.
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Maybe if you picked up a book at the library once in a while, you could have something to talk about with that nice young lady from across the hall instead of trying to tell her about Space Trek or Space Wars or whatever you call them.
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It's not Jerry Williams, mom! It's Johnny Goldschmidt.
[eyeroll]
Same thing!!!
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If you listened to something other than Hands Zimmer or whatever his name you'd find something in common with a nice boy.
Sigh!
If it wasn't mentioned in Page Cook's columns I won't listen to it.
I told you that last week when you let me use the car!
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Why is everyone complaining about the re-recording?
It sounds fine.
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Captain Janeway.
Lectured anther Starfleet ship Captain for using aliens to power the ship and get it home faster, then made a deal with the Borg that destroyed worlds and cost lives, but hey at least she got home faster.
Stabbed untold millions in the back, left the crew of a ship to die, then got home to fireworks, got promoted to Admiral, and will be in a holodeck simulation on "Star Trek: Prodigy" to help give advice.
The first female-lead series was a horrible person. With awful hair. Who drank too much coffee. And had salamander babies with another crew member.
Discuss.
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Maybe if you were friends with that nice gay man at your job who you say always eats healthy he could gives you some tips about food shopping and you wouldn't have to have so much dental work.
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Maybe if you were friends with that nice gay man at your job who always looks so trim and healthy he could show you some exercises so you wouldn't have to keep buying bigger pants every 6 months.
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Maybe if you were friends with that nice gay man at your job who always dresses like a gentleman he could help you pick out some real clothes that would make the ladies notice you.
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Maybe if you were friends with that nice gay man at your job he could teach you how to relax around women so you don't always start boring them silly talking about that Apes of the Rings movie or whatever you call it.
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Zombies who can move faster than the zombies in NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD aren't really zombies.
So all these new zombie movies don't count.
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