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Once every 5 years we nick an unexpected result v top 6 in a cup.
But no, Liverpool reserves will spank us 3 0 without breaking sweat.
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Ooh what a surprise 3 1, 15 min to go yet.
And now we have a bloke sent off 2nd yellow
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Good player but too many silly tackles and yellow cards.
It's early days yet and some shit fixtures, plus shit fixture in carabao cup, away a liv where we won once in 71 years. That said, we look poor. Like players don't know what they're supposed to be doing.
We needed a striker and we didn't get one, so now we toothless up front.
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Another messed with seeded wank cup competition lol
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Interest in the thread red hot atm lol.
Hammers scraped a point at Brentford yestdy, trick away game so would take a point all day there. Vital we get 3 points next week v ipswich, but mustn't underestimate them, Liam Delap looks a handful too.
Lol, manc's v tott. That's a big brother final where you detest both finalists! Can they both lose?
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To think I turned off coz it looked dull.
Glorious run from van Der ven for first goal.
Sad I missed the poisonous dwarf getting sent off.
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Everton were lucky. Palace had chances.
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Sep 29, 2024 - 11:13 AM
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Thomas
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Ten Hag walks into a bank to cash a cheque. As he approaches the cashier he says, "Good morning, Ms could you please cash this cheque for me?"
Cashier:"It would be my pleasure. Could you please show me your ID?"
Ten Hag:"Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn't think there was any need to. I am Erik ten Hag, Manager of Manchester United”.
Cashier: "Yes, I know who you are, but with all the regulations and monitoring of the banks because of impostors and forgers and requirements of the legislation, etc., I must insist on seeing ID."
Ten Hag: Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you. Everybody knows who I am."
Cashier: "I am sorry, Mr Hag but these are the bank rules and I must follow them."
Ten Hag:"Come on please, I am urging you, please cash this cheque."
Cashier: "Look sir, here is an example of what we can do. One day, Tiger Woods came into the bank without ID. To prove he was Tiger Woods he pulled out his putter and made a beautiful shot across the bank into a cup. With that shot we knew him to be Tiger Woods and cashed his cheque."
"Another time, Andre Agassi came in without ID. He pulled out his tennis racket and made a fabulous shot where the tennis ball landed in my cup. With that shot we cashed his cheque. So, sir, what can you do to prove that it is you and only you?"
Erik stands there thinking and thinking and finally says, "Honestly, my mind is a total blank...there is nothing that comes to my mind. I can't think of a single thing. I have absolutely no idea what to do. I don't have a clue."
Cashier: "Will that be large or small notes , Mr Ten Hag?”
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