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I've finally took members off my ignore list who've been banned for years. Shaven members? Asked Mr. Marshall, he's the expert. Damn right i am!
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I've finally took members off my ignore list who've been banned for years. And im back!!!!! Hey sol you can read my posts now. Ya bastard!! Ha ha
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May 21, 2018 - 9:14 AM
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jackfu
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Vulgarity Alert! Proceed with Caution! Parents can humiliate you sometimes. Dad was the disciplinarian, corporal punishment, etc. Mom was rarely physical, but she could verbally eviscerate you and sometimes had a cruel sense of humor. I was about 16, we had some cousins, family friends, etc., over for a barbeque. Dad, the chef was in and out of the house repeatedly. He was noisily rummaging thru the silverware drawers and finally called out to my mom in exasperated tones: Dad: “Hon, do we not have a meat beater around this house?!?” – he meant meat mallet. Mom: “Yeah, your number three son!” – she meant me. Me: “How did…I can ex…it was…” I enjoyed my bbq lunch from the privacy of my bedroom. And she wonders why she still never gets cards, flowers, etc.?
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May 21, 2018 - 9:17 AM
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Solium
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Vulgarity Alert! Proceed with Caution! Parents can humiliate you sometimes. Dad was the disciplinarian, corporal punishment, etc. Mom was rarely physical, but she could verbally eviscerate you and sometimes had a cruel sense of humor. I was about 16, we had some cousins, family friends, etc., over for a barbeque. Dad, the chef was in and out of the house repeatedly. He was noisily rummaging thru the silverware drawers and finally called out to my mom in exasperated tones: Dad: “Hon, do we not have a meat beater around this house?!?” – he meant meat mallet. Mom: “Yeah, your number three son!” – she meant me. Me: “How did…I can ex…it was…” I enjoyed my bbq lunch from the privacy of my bedroom. And she wonders why she still never gets cards, flowers, etc.? Let me guess, you thought your name was Jesus Christ and your brothers name was Dammit?
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May 21, 2018 - 11:38 AM
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jackfu
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Vulgarity Alert! Proceed with Caution! Parents can humiliate you sometimes. Dad was the disciplinarian, corporal punishment, etc. Mom was rarely physical, but she could verbally eviscerate you and sometimes had a cruel sense of humor. I was about 16, we had some cousins, family friends, etc., over for a barbeque. Dad, the chef was in and out of the house repeatedly. He was noisily rummaging thru the silverware drawers and finally called out to my mom in exasperated tones: Dad: “Hon, do we not have a meat beater around this house?!?” – he meant meat mallet. Mom: “Yeah, your number three son!” – she meant me. Me: “How did…I can ex…it was…” I enjoyed my bbq lunch from the privacy of my bedroom. And she wonders why she still never gets cards, flowers, etc.? Let me guess, you thought your name was Jesus Christ and your brothers name was Dammit? What bugged me in addition was how did she know that phrase?!? I mean, she was, like, old and didn't my generation invent that phrase?
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