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What a turn off these gimmicky things are! Last thing i want is hugging my mrs and getting ripped to bits by mini holly tit muffs!!
Maybe they're stealth weaponry, meant for just this purpose, Your Grace!
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What's up with you people? Every time I think Americans are the Noodle-Brains of the Universe, you people do stuff like this:
"A new exhibition [at the Victoria and Albert] is displaying five cheeses made from bacteria taken from the skin of celebrities - including their noses, belly buttons and even armpits!"
https://www.bbc.co.uk/newsround/48368378
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What's up with you people? Every time I think Americans are the Noodle-Brains of the Universe, you people do stuff like this:
"A new exhibition [at the Victoria and Albert] is displaying five cheeses made from bacteria taken from the skin of celebrities - including their noses, belly buttons and even armpits!"
https://www.bbc.co.uk/newsround/48368378
If you get the choice to for the belly button cheese first,you get some nice bits of blue fluff in it for free
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Feb 3, 2021 - 4:45 AM
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jackfu
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So, this is OT, but for some reason this popped back into my memory last night, from 1978.
I was training two young guys in certain lab analyses (chromatography , etc.,) at work. They were interns brought in for the summer from a nearby college. Michael was from England, Ashley from Scotland. They were great guys and great friends, very funny, always niggling at each other.
They both spoke rapidly in that sort of clipped manner, something my southern ears would often miss out on comments.
Anyway, Michael starts singing some little ditty which was a perversion of “Rule, Britannia” I think. He started with the actual lyrics, then started on something about “Stick a Chinese firecracker up your…then Ashley interrupted and I never got to hear the rest.
I was wondering it that is something anyone here would know about. Or, it may have been his own creation.
Any ideas?
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I think the next word is 'arse' 
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Reading "Joseph Andrews" by Henry Fielding.
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One character, a constable, is named "Tom Suckbribe," which I'm sure is not a real name.
But another is "Peter Pounce," which made me chuckle. But is that a real surname in your country?
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Nevvv-vvver herdovit.
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But another is "Peter Pounce," which made me chuckle. But is that a real surname in your country?
Probably a misprint for Ponce. There's plenty of them down south.
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And a few up north too. Especially postmen. 
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And a few up north too. Especially postmen.
Been called many things ( mostly by my mum after a few whisky's) but never recall being called Ponce. Even when I attended a recent Ponce convention, boom boom!
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