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 Posted:   Jan 22, 2023 - 10:38 AM   
 By:   Bill Carson, Earl of Poncey   (Member)

All i can say is TG the votes from your wife and daughters didnt arrive.

Maybe they are sitting in a sack somewhere in a skip outside a post office ?



Who’s going to make my dinner, then?


Most amusing. Frankly, as well as the votes, you were only 1 or 2 italian dvds from nicking first place.

Of course you knew i meant the votes and not your actual wife n daughters in a sack, right?

 
 Posted:   Jan 22, 2023 - 10:39 AM   
 By:   Bill Carson, Earl of Poncey   (Member)

Thanks for the honourable (horrible?) mention, Bill. I'm relieved the postal order made it in time -- I sent it down the A1 on a packmule rather than trust Royal Mail.

Good plan Les. Dont send it via liverpool or the postmen nick them . Lol

 
 Posted:   Jan 22, 2023 - 10:53 AM   
 By:   DOGBELLE   (Member)

I protest
My printer ran out of ink.
By the time I had enough ballads to mail
You announced the winner.
Oh! Well time to walk the dog.


 
 
 Posted:   Jan 22, 2023 - 11:13 AM   
 By:   Last Child   (Member)

 
 
 Posted:   Jan 22, 2023 - 11:14 AM   
 By:   Roy Donga   (Member)

Thanks Bill, Damian is a worthy winner.
All Posties deserve our support, as they do look after us all quite a bit!

 
 
 Posted:   Jan 22, 2023 - 11:15 AM   
 By:   Last Child   (Member)

 
 
 Posted:   Jan 22, 2023 - 11:22 AM   
 By:   Last Child   (Member)

 
 
 Posted:   Jan 22, 2023 - 11:52 AM   
 By:   Prince Damian   (Member)

I protest
My printer ran out of ink.
By the time I had enough ballads to mail
You announced the winner.
Oh! Well time to walk the dog.


It's not the euro vision song contest thread!

 
 
 Posted:   Jan 22, 2023 - 11:53 AM   
 By:   Prince Damian   (Member)



Good plan Les. Dont send it via liverpool or the postmen nick them . Lol


Never nick! Merely delay.

 
 
 Posted:   Jan 22, 2023 - 12:44 PM   
 By:   joan hue   (Member)

Oh Bill, your post was just delightful. I'm still laughing. Glad my name was included. (Of course, I can't win "Man" of the year unless I have a sex change. Ouch.)

Prince Damian was an excellent choice. Well-deserved. Now Prince, as a reward for Bill, will you make him Lord Bill, Earl Bill, Duke Bill or grant him some other posh station?wink

 
 
 Posted:   Jan 22, 2023 - 1:00 PM   
 By:   Prince Damian   (Member)

Oh Bill, your post was just delightful. I'm still laughing. Glad my name was included. (Of course, I can't win "Man" of the year unless I have a sex change. Ouch.)

Prince Damian was an excellent choice. Well-deserved. Now Prince, as a reward for Bill, will you make him Lord Bill, Earl Bill, Duke Bill or grant him some other posh station?wink



I think Parliamentary Bill might be apt.

 
 
 Posted:   Jan 22, 2023 - 1:07 PM   
 By:   Tall Guy   (Member)

All i can say is TG the votes from your wife and daughters didnt arrive.

Maybe they are sitting in a sack somewhere in a skip outside a post office ?



Who’s going to make my dinner, then?


Most amusing. Frankly, as well as the votes, you were only 1 or 2 italian dvds from nicking first place.

Of course you knew i meant the votes and not your actual wife n daughters in a sack, right?



Yeah, well I thought the house was unnaturally quiet. I decided that I should urgently rush down to the post office and free them as soon as the football had finished. But then I realised you meant the votes.

As if they’d vote for me!

 
 
 Posted:   Jan 22, 2023 - 1:08 PM   
 By:   Prince Damian   (Member)

And on a Sunday.

 
 
 Posted:   Jan 22, 2023 - 1:09 PM   
 By:   Tall Guy   (Member)

Oh Bill, your post was just delightful. I'm still laughing. Glad my name was included. (Of course, I can't win "Man" of the year unless I have a sex change. Ouch.)

Prince Damian was an excellent choice. Well-deserved. Now Prince, as a reward for Bill, will you make him Lord Bill, Earl Bill, Duke Bill or grant him some other posh station?wink



I think Parliamentary Bill might be apt.



Heh, reminds me of the old one about the MPs debating the Prostitution Bill and eventually deciding just to pay it.

 
 
 Posted:   Jan 22, 2023 - 1:17 PM   
 By:   Prince Damian   (Member)

He'll be happy with either. smile

 
 
 Posted:   Jan 22, 2023 - 2:41 PM   
 By:   Prince Damian   (Member)



Opposed to erection?


On the contrary, I'm quite fond of them- at the appropriate time!

 
 Posted:   Jan 22, 2023 - 2:57 PM   
 By:   Bill Carson, Earl of Poncey   (Member)

Oh Bill, your post was just delightful. I'm still laughing. Glad my name was included. (Of course, I can't win "Man" of the year unless I have a sex change. Ouch.)

Prince Damian was an excellent choice. Well-deserved. Now Prince, as a reward for Bill, will you make him Lord Bill, Earl Bill, Duke Bill or grant him some other posh station?wink


Joanie, i am already the Third Earl of Poncey.
So cant afford another title!

 
 
 Posted:   Jan 23, 2023 - 1:50 AM   
 By:   Prince Damian   (Member)

Welcome to the private members club( thats not that private) Earl Bill.big grin

 
 
 Posted:   Jan 23, 2023 - 7:05 AM   
 By:   Prince Damian   (Member)

Has my 15 minutes passed already! Ah well time to set my sights on the double!

 
 Posted:   Jan 23, 2023 - 7:08 AM   
 By:   Solium   (Member)

Has my 15 minutes passed already! Ah well time to set my sights on the double!


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