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 Posted:   Oct 7, 2010 - 10:43 PM   
 By:   BobJ   (Member)

News Announcer: And today the president closed the nation's last remaining submarine base at Groton, Connecticut. When asked why he had made the startling decision the president responded, "Those funny little black ships just keep sinking anyway."

 
 
 Posted:   Oct 7, 2010 - 11:35 PM   
 By:   Rick15   (Member)

"I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere."

Anakin Skywalker

 
 Posted:   Oct 7, 2010 - 11:37 PM   
 By:   DeputyRiley   (Member)

"I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere."

Anakin Skywalker


Man you know that is so true though...

 
 
 Posted:   Oct 7, 2010 - 11:40 PM   
 By:   Rick15   (Member)

"I'm afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run if you will, so I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands."

Tobias Fünke
Arrested Development

 
 
 Posted:   Oct 7, 2010 - 11:42 PM   
 By:   Rick15   (Member)

"I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere."

Anakin Skywalker


Man you know that is so true though...


Can't remember ever using it as a pick up line though.... wink

 
 Posted:   Oct 7, 2010 - 11:43 PM   
 By:   DeputyRiley   (Member)

"I've been around this block twice now. Looking for something. A clue. I've been looking for clues and something led me back here. Yeah. So here I am. It could have been me, the one who was at Ringo's place when the shit went down. Hey. I know how it is. I've been there. We've all done bad things. We've all had those guilty feelings in our heart. I'm going to take your brain out of your head and wash it and scrub it and make it clean. I don't know. But I'm going to have to settle this. First we're going to check the hole and see what we can find. We're going to get nice and wet, and you're going to spread your legs. Oh, that's good. So you know me. You know my reputation. Thirteen inches of tough load, I don't treat you gently. That's right. I'm Brock Landers. So I'm going to be nice. So I'm going to be nice. So I'm going to be nice, I'm going to ask you one more time. Where the fuck is Ringo?" -- Mark Wahlbert, Boogie Nights

 
 Posted:   Oct 7, 2010 - 11:46 PM   
 By:   DeputyRiley   (Member)

"I'm the Juggernaut, bitch!" -- Vinnie Jones, X-Men 3: The Last Stand

 
 Posted:   Oct 7, 2010 - 11:48 PM   
 By:   DeputyRiley   (Member)

"Would you mind not shooting at the thermonuclear weapons?!" -- John Travolta, Broken Arrow

 
 Posted:   Oct 7, 2010 - 11:49 PM   
 By:   DeputyRiley   (Member)

"Hi. How are you? My name's Elliot, and I'm with the Cub Scouts of America. We're selling uncut cocaine to get to the jamboree." -- Bronson Pinchot, True Romance

 
 Posted:   Oct 7, 2010 - 11:50 PM   
 By:   DeputyRiley   (Member)

"When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."" -- Kurt Russell, Big Trouble in Little China

 
 Posted:   Oct 7, 2010 - 11:52 PM   
 By:   DeputyRiley   (Member)

"Pork, back off or else she's gonna need a paper bag over her head when her boyfriend fucks what's left of her!" -- John Lithgow, Ricochet

 
 Posted:   Oct 7, 2010 - 11:52 PM   
 By:   DeputyRiley   (Member)

"Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick." -- Dana Carvey, Wayne's World

 
 
 Posted:   Oct 8, 2010 - 12:21 AM   
 By:   Odlicno   (Member)

A few from The Thing:

"Cheating bitch!" RJ McReady

"I don't know what's in there but it's weird and pissed off, whatever it is." Clarke

"Yo! Sweden!" RJ McReady

"You gotta be fuckin' kidding?" Palmer

 
 Posted:   Oct 8, 2010 - 3:10 AM   
 By:   Jehannum   (Member)

From Blazing Saddles:

Hedley Lamarr: You spare the women?

Taggart: Naw, we rape the shit out of them at the Number Six Dance later on.

 
 
 Posted:   Oct 8, 2010 - 4:18 AM   
 By:   Prospero   (Member)

"It really tied the room together."

 
 Posted:   Oct 8, 2010 - 6:14 AM   
 By:   Scott McOldsmith   (Member)

"I'm afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run if you will, so I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands."

Tobias Fünke
Arrested Development



This is exactly why I really miss this series.

 
 Posted:   Oct 8, 2010 - 6:24 AM   
 By:   SBD   (Member)

"'bout a nine on the tension scale, eh, Rube?" - Bruce Dern, 'THE BURBS

 
 Posted:   Oct 8, 2010 - 6:37 AM   
 By:   Scott McOldsmith   (Member)

Wolverine: Whoa, It's me.
Cyclops: Prove it.
Wolverine: You're a dick.
Cyclops (pause): Okay.
- X-Men

McLane: Far as I'm concerned, progress peaked with frozen pizza.
- Die Hard 2

Gillian: You guys like Italian?
Kirk: Yes-
Spock: No-
Kirk: No-Yes-
Spock: Ye--no
Kirk: Yes
(pause)
Spock: No
Kirk: Yes. I love Italian. (to Spock) And so do you.
Spock: (to Gillian) Yes.
- Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home


McCoy: I liked him better before he died!
- Star Trek V: The Final Frontier


Clark: Excuse me, Mr. White, that-that's terrible!
White: That's why they call them 'terrorists' Kent."
- Superman II


Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: [on the ship's intercom] This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then - explode.

Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Do you want to run this ship?
Jayne Cobb: Yes!
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: [caught off guard] Well... you can't...
- Serenity
Actually, there are a bunch of great lines from this movie.

 
 
 Posted:   Oct 8, 2010 - 7:03 AM   
 By:   Rick15   (Member)



Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: [on the ship's intercom] This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then - explode.

Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Do you want to run this ship?
Jayne Cobb: Yes!
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: [caught off guard] Well... you can't...
- Serenity
Actually, there are a bunch of great lines from this movie.


and THAT'S why I miss that series. taken from us prematurely.

smile

 
 Posted:   Oct 8, 2010 - 8:07 AM   
 By:   DeputyRiley   (Member)



Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: [on the ship's intercom] This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then - explode.

Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Do you want to run this ship?
Jayne Cobb: Yes!
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: [caught off guard] Well... you can't...
- Serenity
Actually, there are a bunch of great lines from this movie.


and THAT'S why I miss that series. taken from us prematurely.

smile




I agree too, I agree too. My favorite:

 
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