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A man said to me " I'm going to attack you with the neck of my guitar.
"I said "is that a fret?"
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Lol
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BOOMboom! 
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Courtesy of Mick Miller-
' I've a grandson who's 4. He's rubbish. He can't even say please in Spanish. That's poor for 4!'
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Hiya people I'm organising a threesome tonight, be quick only 2 spots left!
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Black Beauty, he was a "dark horse"..........
He's a hard faced bastard, the man the iron mask.
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And from an old postie one of my favourites( he told it often, a kind of signature joke)
Did you hear about the woman who fell asleep on the synagogue steps. And woke up with a with a heavy dew on her.
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Did you hear about the woman had no womb.
She kept all her furniture in the wobby.
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And , while not a joke, one of my best lines. And all true-
I asked my GP receptionist ' I would like to see a Dr.'
She replied ' which Dr '
I said ' oh, you have one of them, do you?'
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And , while not a joke, one of my best lines. And all true-
I asked my GP receptionist ' I would like to see a Dr.'
She replied ' which Dr '
I said ' oh, you have one of them, do you?'
Damian, the old ones are the best !
Maybe but i did say it. Her face was priceles.
Another time, while posting, it was absolutely pissing down. Mail was soaking, so was I. I went into a Dr's, on my round. I stood there, dripping wet. I handed the woman a soggy xray ( the envelope was getting bitty). She looked at me with a right old gob on. She said 'this is all wet'(duh!). I replied 'it must be one of water on the knee '. Funny thing she gave me a Box of chocolates at Xmas!
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Jan 16, 2023 - 5:37 AM
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Leo Nicols
(Member)
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And , while not a joke, one of my best lines. And all true-
I asked my GP receptionist ' I would like to see a Dr.'
She replied ' which Dr '
I said ' oh, you have one of them, do you?'
Damian, the old ones are the best !
Maybe but i did say it. Her face was priceles.
Another time, while posting, it was absolutely pissing down. Mail was soaking, so was I. I went into a Dr's, on my round. I stood there, dripping wet. I handed the woman a soggy xray ( the envelope was getting bitty). She looked at me with a right old gob on. She said 'this is all wet'(duh!). I replied 'it must be one of water on the knee '. Funny thing she gave me a Bix of chocolates at Xmas!
lol !
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It put a smile on my face-
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Dracula was asked, "What's your blood type?" He replied, "Any type!"
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I got addicted to auctions after just going once.
Going twice, sold!
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