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Han Solo shooting first is typically blatant, cisgendered, white male toxic masculinity.
" cis ..what,?
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Han Solo shooting first is typically blatant, cisgendered, white male toxic masculinity.
Han shot first? I'm sure Leia is thrilled to hear that. No wonder they split up.
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Thanos, unlike Darth Haydensen, never needed a boss (Tarkin, Old Blue Electricity Dude) to order him around in his films.
Nah, Thanos would just puss out in front of Hela like a whipped cuck. Anakin Force-choked his wife at the mere thought of infidelity.
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Darth Haydensen is a ripoff of Thanos, who is a ripoff of Darkseid.
Darth Haydensen is too watered down to be an effective villain.
Even Mongul, who is a watered-down Thanos, could whip Darth Haydensen.
Everyone is a ripoff of Doctor Doom, for tis Doom who can only rip off Doom. Even that one time when Satan tried to rip off Doom AND DOOM WAS HAVING NONE OF THAT.
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This month is the 20th anniversary of The Phantom Menace still being garbage.
That's a weird way to spell The Matrix, but mmmmkuy.
Scar got the best of Mufasa because Mufasa was too arrogant and dumb.
Beat me to it.
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After forty-two years I still can't tell the difference between Star Track and Star War.
Hey, you forgot the "The" in front of those titles!
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