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 Posted:   Oct 8, 2009 - 4:02 PM   
 By:   msmith   (Member)

I would only turn gay for 25 billion euro.

It's not even a matter of turning gay. You could still be straight, but would you have sex with a man for 25 billion?




If a straight man won't accept 25 billion to have sex with another man, it's probably because he's scared to death he might enjoy it.

 
 
 Posted:   Oct 8, 2009 - 4:03 PM   
 By:   Suicide is imminent   (Member)

Mr Palmer and his five sons.

(Sorry)

Apart from them, anyone who offered to do my next car service for free. I'm cheap like that.

 
 
 Posted:   Oct 8, 2009 - 5:12 PM   
 By:   The Man-Eating Cow   (Member)

I'd have sex with pretty much anyone if they'd agree to pay off my mortgage.

 
 Posted:   Oct 8, 2009 - 8:23 PM   
 By:   TominAtl   (Member)



One kid in the class kept saying no, so he said $25 billion, and the kid still said no. If you wouldn't have sex with a man for $25 billion, you're just lying to yourself.


For some the value of ones own integrity and loyalty to his beliefs is worth more than money.
I would have also said no. Who needs 25 billion dollars away? Men were meant to work hard and earn their money.


Being a student of human nature, I'm inclined to believe that the student in that class would have said no each and every time as long as he was in a room full of people who would judge him.

One on one, if someone made him an offer like that and the knowledge was between the two of them, I daresay that student would have been ALL OVER that $25 billion.


And all over that man too! wink

 
 Posted:   Oct 8, 2009 - 8:27 PM   
 By:   TominAtl   (Member)

Well, since I'm gay, I guess I would turn the tables a bit on this topic and turn straight for Grace Park from Battlestar Galactica. Man is she hot!

 
 Posted:   Oct 8, 2009 - 8:38 PM   
 By:   Steve Johnson   (Member)

Alfred Hitchcock once credited his wife for keeping him from "going queer".

smile


And look at all the sexual comfort he gave his wife. Strange man.

 
 Posted:   Oct 10, 2009 - 3:48 AM   
 By:   Ebab   (Member)

I’m gay, and although there are many interesting, beautiful women whose appeal in one way or another signals sexuality, I can’t think of a woman that I would “turn straight” for. They may be gorgeous and I may adore them, but their intrinsic bells and whistles won’t possibly match any of the patterns that turn me on.

That’s why I don’t have a problem with the idea that some men consider themselves exclusively heterosexual. Some of those may be in denial of their possible homosexual side, but that’s a different story, just like the question what they would or would not do for money.

Exclusive orientation to just one sex exists, and therefore I think the question “who would you turn gay/straight for”, expecting a mandatory clever “open-minded” answer is just the usual superficial, pseudo-provocative talk show rubbish.

Fortunately, celebrities are trained to deal with that sort of crap, and may be able to turn it into something fun.

 
 
 Posted:   Oct 15, 2009 - 2:11 PM   
 By:   Disco Stu   (Member)

This guy:

He looks like a young commissionar Gordon from the one and only Batman series; the 1966-68 TV series, and he looks like a friendly version of Robert Culp.
He is such a force for good. He fights the greatest evils with good humour, great wit and tops it off with a great dose of not taking himself seriously.
He so very often comes with sketches and items that makes me go: "I love this guy", and yes I know, he doesn't make the show allone but he can handle the situation on his own.

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I sincerely wish he keeps on doing what he's doing and stays (wrist) strong.

Second: easy and a far less original choice: George Clooney. First of all there's the ease of not having to explain the obvious and second is that his political views are very agreeable with mine. He is politically active and dares to stick out his neck.

Well there you go David; just two but then again, that's a thousandd and two more than many others.

D.S.

 
 Posted:   Oct 15, 2009 - 2:54 PM   
 By:   Sir David of Gromit   (Member)

This guy:

He looks like a young commissionar Gordon from the one and only Batman series; the 1966-68 TV series, and he looks like a friendly version of Robert Culp.
He is such a force for good. He fights the greatest evils with good humour, great wit and tops it off with a great dose of not taking himself seriously.
He so very often comes with sketches and items that makes me go: "I love this guy", and yes I know, he doesn't make the show allone but he can handle the situation on his own.





Reposted for ease of click.

You should read his book. There's a flow-chart tracking how to tell if you're gay. It's a riot.

 
 Posted:   Oct 15, 2009 - 2:55 PM   
 By:   Sir David of Gromit   (Member)

Donny Osmond turned gay (briefly) with a “Dancing with the Stars” judge at 3:55.



I read he also just made an appearance in West Hollywood. I'll bet they had to put ropes up to keep the men back!

 
 Posted:   Jul 2, 2019 - 8:29 PM   
 By:   Sir David of Gromit   (Member)

Now that George Clooney and Brad Davis (the two stars who used to be the "go to" answers to this question) are no longer part of the pop mainstream.....

Who is the new guy it's okay for non-gay men to feel gay about???

I nominate Chris Pratt (masculine, but not scary)

 
 Posted:   Jul 2, 2019 - 8:30 PM   
 By:   Sir David of Gromit   (Member)

Daniel Radcliff gives some encouragement to a "shy, questioning lad".



Re-up!

 
 Posted:   Jul 3, 2019 - 7:57 AM   
 By:   Jehannum   (Member)

I'd have thought "straight" guys would be more likely to go for a prettier, more feminine guy rather than a hunk. Guy Pearce or something like that. Or maybe it's just me. smile

 
 Posted:   Jul 3, 2019 - 12:20 PM   
 By:   First Breath   (Member)

Absolutely no one.

 
 
 Posted:   Jul 3, 2019 - 1:53 PM   
 By:   Disco Stu   (Member)

I use the resurgeance of this thread to recall my candidate Stephen Colbert. Ever since he sold out to NBC, it's owners and most, and worst of all, the DNC. And just to stop any accusations before they begin: I have an equal hatred for the GOP.
I absolutely renounce my like for this man.
Mr. Colbert, that money had better do a lot of good to compensate for your shameful shameful prostitution. Get thee gone, turncoat. You and the rest of the Daily show's disgusting offspring. You all are a disgrace to Jon Stewart who gave you a chance to make a difference for good, only so you abuse it to spew party political hypocritical divisive junk. Untrustworthy heels. Piss off y'all.

D.S.

 
 Posted:   Jul 3, 2019 - 7:34 PM   
 By:   Advise & Consent   (Member)

@ Mr. Last Child: Hahaha! It was only a matter of time before someone went there. big grin

 
 Posted:   Jul 3, 2019 - 7:55 PM   
 By:   'Lenny Bruce' Marshall   (Member)

I use the resurgeance of this thread to recall my candidate Stephen Colbert. Ever since he sold out to NBC, it's owners and most, and worst of all, the DNC. And just to stop any accusations before they begin: I have an equal hatred for the GOP.
I absolutely renounce my like for this man.
Mr. Colbert, that money had better do a lot of good to compensate for your shameful shameful prostitution. Get thee gone, turncoat. You and the rest of the Daily show's disgusting offspring. You all are a disgrace to Jon Stewart who gave you a chance to make a difference for good, only so you abuse it to spew party political hypocritical divisive junk. Untrustworthy heels. Piss off y'all.

D.S.


The Disco Discombulation

 
 Posted:   Jul 3, 2019 - 7:57 PM   
 By:   'Lenny Bruce' Marshall   (Member)

I'd have thought "straight" guys would be more likely to go for a prettier, more feminine guy rather than a hunk. Guy Pearce or something like that. Or maybe it's just me. smile

Nah.
Hunk.
Dominic West or James Purefoy.

 
 Posted:   Jul 4, 2019 - 2:01 AM   
 By:   Jehannum   (Member)

Absolutely no one.

Methinks you are protesting too much, as usual.

 
 Posted:   Jul 8, 2019 - 6:12 AM   
 By:   jackfu   (Member)

Certainly no one whom ends their sentences/thread titles with prepositions.

wink

 
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