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Mar 21, 2018 - 3:42 PM
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Graham Watt
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Got any good foolproof tax-dodging advice for me? The bureaucrats are going through everything with a fine toothcomb here nowadays. The old tricks don't work anymore. I didn't become a tax exile so as to end up poor like the rest of you schmucks. Tall Guy, you are most gracious in your advice regarding my above query. You didn't even call me out on my ridiculous error ("a fine toothcomb") - I mean, who has ever combed their teeth? I notice that the other posters who vilely insulted me were also blind to the toothcomb gaff, instead focussing their outrage on my harmless lifestyle. Jealousy, that's all it is. My cleaning lady (3 euros the hour, cash in hand, and she don't have to declare it) is also most grateful to me for rescuing her from the filthy claws of prostitution. Now she just cleans my swimming pool all day, and I even let her swim in it for free. She says she's happy, salt of the earth, says I saved her life I did, and "God bless you sir" she says to me all the time, you gorra love them, I ain't done nobody no harm.
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Mar 21, 2018 - 4:10 PM
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Tall Guy
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Got any good foolproof tax-dodging advice for me? The bureaucrats are going through everything with a fine toothcomb here nowadays. The old tricks don't work anymore. I didn't become a tax exile so as to end up poor like the rest of you schmucks. Tall Guy, you are most gracious in your advice regarding my above query. You didn't even call me out on my ridiculous error ("a fine toothcomb") - I mean, who has ever combed their teeth? I notice that the other posters who vilely insulted me were also blind to the toothcomb gaff, instead focussing their outrage on my harmless lifestyle. Jealousy, that's all it is. My cleaning lady (3 euros the hour, cash in hand, and she don't have to declare it) is also most grateful to me for rescuing her from the filthy claws of prostitution. Now she just cleans my swimming pool all day, and I even let her swim in it for free. She says she's happy, salt of the earth, says I saved her life I did, and "God bless you sir" she says to me all the time, you gorra love them, I ain't done nobody no harm. I congratulate you for demonstrating traditional Scottish generosity in allowing her to use the pool, once she’s cleaned it, of course. And I’m not one to pick up good friends on unimportant stuff. Unless it’s funny, of course. Or Bill.
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EDIT: see below.
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EDIT: I changed my mind about this post. I'd like to keep this a place where people can post the victory of finally having completed their taxes.
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Deadline is tomorrow. Hurry!
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It went into overtime this year!
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I've got my documents, got my forms, got my pencil and calculator, so I'm ready to knuckle down and do it. Interesting how this year, the paperwork has been pared down to just one booklet of instructions and one of forms, for everyone.
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FYI, this thread is for people WHO DO THEIR OWN TAXES. That means you do NOT hand over stuff to someone to do it for you. You do the filling out, the writing out, the addition and subtraction yourself. (Those who have enough semolians that they can PAY someone else to do their taxes can toast each other every morning until April 15, with mimosas on the beach in Barbados, like they always do. )
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Lots of Americans screaming! Seems that last year's " tax cut" only applied to the one percenters. Working stiffs who figured on a refund , instead, are finding out they have a huge tax debt.. Suckers. You got played. Again.
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