I was walking past my fridge last night and thought I heard two onions singing a Bee Gees song. But when I opened the door, it was just chives talking.
A woman was shopping in a supermarket when she came across an astonishing sight: A young man had stacked the items he had so far put in his cart in a neat mound and was standing at the soup section, hurling cans onto the mound. With a flick of his wrist, he throws a can right into the middle of his other groceries. Another can he swooshes through an upraised leg to also land with the other cans on the mound. The woman shopper strides over to the man. "Why on earth are you putting your cans in your cart that way?" The man shrugs and replies, "My wife told me what to shop for, and she also said I ought to throw in some soup on top of everything else."
