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 Posted:   Oct 15, 2021 - 7:59 PM   
 By:   Viscount Bark   (Member)

Molto thanks to Markry for starting this thread, which prompted the cascade of Doggie Screen Names!

That's Viscount Markry to you, peasant!


If you were keeping up with the times you'd be "Viscount Barkry". big grin


Heh. Or Viscount Barks Wryly?

 
 Posted:   Oct 30, 2021 - 3:53 PM   
 By:   Sir David of Garland   (Member)

As long as we're talking dogs...

Is it the breed, or is this dog totally bored, like he's only doing this video so he can keep his union benefits?

And he's either the best-trained dog ever, or that final scene in the bed took hours to film.

 
 Posted:   Nov 2, 2021 - 5:20 PM   
 By:   Viscount Bark   (Member)

Sir David has dubbed me Viscount Bark R.Y. - the R.Y. now standing for "really yip-yipping."

 
 Posted:   Dec 4, 2021 - 4:33 PM   
 By:   Sir David of Garland   (Member)

Any dog I'd ever try this with would have squirmed his way out of that get-up, toot-sweet, and taken a powder.




I just can't remember meeting a dog this tolerant.

 
 Posted:   Dec 6, 2021 - 4:45 AM   
 By:   jackfu   (Member)

A couple of weeks ago, I found one more thing over which I could connect with my dog. Vertigo! - Not the movie.
I heard her making a noise in our bedroom and when I went to check on her, she was barfing on the carpet. When I let her go outside, she began to stumble around as if drunk, staggering, falling, circling, all the while her head cocked at a weird angle. This was of course, on a Saturday, our vet was closing, so, recognizing her symptoms I started looking it up on the internet.
Sure enough, CVD - Canine Vestibular Disease - common in old dogs (she's nearly 14). Thankfully, she was able to drink water on her own and I felt sure that as long as she was hydrated, her symptoms would pass before long, or a least she'd be ok until I could get her to the Vet the next Monday.
She ate nothing for three days, but she stayed hydrated and just needed some TLC as she steadily and rapidly improved. Her appetite recovered by the sixth day and now after a full week she's almost 100%.
Seeing her deal with it reminded me of the first time I ever had vertigo and how I thought I was going nuts. One of the primary things Vets recommend for CVD is comforting and I could sure do that, know what she was going thru!

 
 Posted:   Dec 7, 2021 - 5:08 PM   
 By:   Sir David of Garland   (Member)

A couple of weeks ago, I found one more thing over which I could connect with my dog. Vertigo! - Not the movie.
I heard her making a noise in our bedroom and when I went to check on her, she was barfing on the carpet.


How do you know she wasn't just telling you that she thought the carpet looked awful with your bedspread? smile

 
 Posted:   Dec 8, 2021 - 4:13 AM   
 By:   jackfu   (Member)

A couple of weeks ago, I found one more thing over which I could connect with my dog. Vertigo! - Not the movie.
I heard her making a noise in our bedroom and when I went to check on her, she was barfing on the carpet.


How do you know she wasn't just telling you that she thought the carpet looked awful with your bedspread? smile


big grin

Cause she knows better than to critique my tastes in fashion!

wink

 
 Posted:   Dec 9, 2021 - 4:53 PM   
 By:   Sir David of Garland   (Member)

A couple of weeks ago, I found one more thing over which I could connect with my dog. Vertigo! - Not the movie.
I heard her making a noise in our bedroom and when I went to check on her, she was barfing on the carpet.


How do you know she wasn't just telling you that she thought the carpet looked awful with your bedspread? smile


big grin

Cause she knows better than to critique my tastes in fashion!

wink


"I know what I'll do. I'll PRETEND that I'm sick for a few days, so it will give me an excuse to hork up a technicolor nightmare all over this stupid carpet he chose."

 
 Posted:   Dec 11, 2021 - 4:40 PM   
 By:   Sir David of Garland   (Member)

Dogs enjoy the holidays, too.

There's even a few grumpy cats in there.



 
 Posted:   Dec 21, 2021 - 5:24 PM   
 By:   Sir David of Garland   (Member)

looks interesting

 
 Posted:   Oct 6, 2022 - 5:22 PM   
 By:   Sir David of Garland   (Member)

A Pointer. So I could point at anything I want and no one can say it's not polite.

Jackfu changed his name! At the same time as Octoberman.

Is October "dog month" now? smile

 
 Posted:   Oct 6, 2022 - 5:23 PM   
 By:   Sir David of Garland   (Member)

German Shepherd.
I would spend the whole time getting all the squirrels out of my attic.


Like!


Still like!

 
 Posted:   Oct 6, 2022 - 8:19 PM   
 By:   Viscount Bark   (Member)

A Pointer. So I could point at anything I want and no one can say it's not polite.

Jackfu changed his name! At the same time as Octoberman.

Is October "dog month" now? smile


Yip yip!

 
 Posted:   Oct 7, 2022 - 7:19 AM   
 By:   Solium   (Member)

How many YouTube videos exist where someone is on the camera while their dog is in the background licking their junk?
Seems to happen often! And why isnt that considered poochography?

 
 Posted:   Oct 7, 2022 - 8:24 AM   
 By:   DOGBELLE   (Member)

more than one woman has said that about me

 
 
 Posted:   Oct 8, 2022 - 6:30 AM   
 By:   Prince Damian   (Member)

How many YouTube videos exist where someone is on the camera while their dog is in the background licking their junk?


I used to do this at parties. Until my back went and the arthritis set in. Now I just tell people about it.

 
 Posted:   Oct 8, 2022 - 7:28 AM   
 By:   Solium   (Member)

How many YouTube videos exist where someone is on the camera while their dog is in the background licking their junk?


I used to do this at parties. Until my back went and the arthritis set in. Now I just tell people about it.


Sadly, Ive never been that flexible.

 
 
 Posted:   Oct 8, 2022 - 7:40 AM   
 By:   Prince Damian   (Member)

Though I drew the line at dragging my bottom across the living room floorsmile

 
 Posted:   Oct 8, 2022 - 10:00 AM   
 By:   Ian Murphy   (Member)

Though I drew the line at dragging my bottom across the living room floorsmile

Were you holding a pencil??? For god sake man, just use your hands!

 
 
 Posted:   Oct 8, 2022 - 10:29 AM   
 By:   Prince Damian   (Member)

Though I drew the line at dragging my bottom across the living room floorsmile

Were you holding a pencil??? For god sake man, just use your hands!


You can't beat nylon carpet,though.

 
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