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From Chaos - 2005 routine jason statham actioner.
At scene of crime, attractive forensics girl takes a shine to Statham's cop partner Ryan Phillipe.
She pops her card in his top pocket and says "Here's a list of things you cant put in my mouth."
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My all-time favorite put-down heard in a film. I hope I get a chance to use it someday:
TCHAIKOVSKY: It's only your ignorance that keeps you tolerable.
Richard Chamberlain in "The Music Lovers"
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Boss Finley: Me... What about me?
Aunt Nonnie: You? You can go straight to hell!
THE END
Sweet Bird of Youth (1962)
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At this late date (and forgive me if anybody else mentioned this in the many previous pages), let me add my favorite and perhaps the ONLY good line from PETE 'N TILLIE when Walter Matthau refers to the Rene Auberjonois character--
"Jimmy Twitchell is a cultural Robin Hood--he steals from the witty and gives to the dull."
This is somewhat similar to Sorrell Booke in Sidney Lumet's BYE BYE BRAVERMAN referring to the departed title character as "A second rate mind of the first order."
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Seven Thieves
1960
Edward G, Rod steiger, eli wallach, joan collins.
Eli wallach: "...Cyanide?!!...A precise amount of cyanide??"
Edward G Robinson: (handing him the capsule): "Yes...the precise dosage....no more. You will regain full consciousness, all your faculties, within 80 minutes...I'm certain of that."
Eli wallach: "...You can afford to be certain...worst thing that can happen to you is you might have to go to my funeral...!"
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This has probably been covered, but I can't read thru the whole thread...
Kng Kong (1933)
Denham: Oh, you have gone soft on her, eh? I've got enough troubles without a love affair to complicate things. Better cut it out, Jack.
Driscoll: Love affair! You think I'm gonna fall for any dame?
Denham: I've never known it to fail: some big, hard-boiled egg gets a look at a pretty face and bang, he cracks up and goes sappy.
Driscoll: Now who's goin' sappy? Listen, I haven't run out on ya, have I?
Denham: No, you're a pretty tough guy, but if Beauty gets you, ya...Huh, I'm going right into a theme song here.
Driscoll: Say, what are you talkin' about?
Denham: It's the idea of my picture. The Beast was a tough guy too. He could lick the world. But when he saw Beauty, she got him. He went soft. He forgot his wisdom and the little fellas licked him. Think it over, Jack.
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"Do you....know a man....named Albert Swift?"
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I like it. Especially the last bit.
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From Danger One. 2018
Hit man kills his boss before getting his safe combination.
He opens the safe and sees piles of money.
"Hello..my...lovelies...where have you been all my life...?"
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A view to a kill's ooh matron line - bond meets jenny flex (alison doody)
Bond: "Well, my dear, I take it you spend quite a lot of time in the saddle?"
Jenny Flex: "Yes, I love an early morning ride."
James Bond: "Well, I'm an early riser myself."
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Watson (Nigel Bruce): "Did they find the bust?"
Holmes (Rathbone): "No. My time was very short so i put the bust in a place i thought they wouldnt look for it." (Lifts up hat on table to reveal bust).
Watson: "And the Borgia pearl is inside that?"
Holmes: "If it isn't...i shall retire to Sussex and keep bees."
- The Pearl of Death
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Not film but from Blacklist. Raymond Reddington (james spader) nailing a treacherous employee.
"I think you are a con man. You are simply hard-wired to help yourself at the expense of others...friends...relatives... addicts...enemies....even me."
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