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 Posted:   Nov 20, 2020 - 10:38 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Everything General Orlov says in this scene from Octopussy:



Brilliant over-the-top acting and line delivery from Steven Berkoff.

 
 Posted:   Nov 23, 2020 - 12:23 AM   
 By:   Bill Carson, Earl of Poncey   (Member)

Claude Rains: "Im making out the report now...we haven't quite decided if he committed suicide ...or died trying to escape..."

- Casablanca, 1942

 
 Posted:   Nov 27, 2020 - 1:42 PM   
 By:   Bill Carson, Earl of Poncey   (Member)

"Hiju de un gran puta!" (Son of a big whore!) - Tuco screams at Eastwood after clint takes their stash and leaves him in the desert.

GBU 1966

 
 Posted:   Nov 30, 2020 - 4:54 PM   
 By:   Bill Carson, Earl of Poncey   (Member)

Bill Cobbs is about to be shot by a gangster.

Swilley (Bill Cobbs): "i wouldnt expect your City ass to understand. You gonna shoot me? Or bore me to death? I got family up there waiting on me...up there where i'm gonna go. I dont need to listen to a little boy trying to sound like a man ...when he's just a piece of shit wrapped in human skin..."

Beyond the law, 2019.

 
 Posted:   Dec 5, 2020 - 3:13 AM   
 By:   Grecchus   (Member)

20,000 Leagues Under The Sea (Disney)

Captain Nemo is arguing that people in civilisation 'topside' place an absurd value on the cheapest of commodities. Which is to say golden dubloons and stuff that glitters, in general.

Capt. Nemo: We use such baubles for ballast.

Ned Land: BALLAST? I sure could lighten this ship.

 
 Posted:   Dec 5, 2020 - 4:01 AM   
 By:   Bill Carson, Earl of Poncey   (Member)


King john: "And why should the people listen to you...?"

Robin Hood: "Because...unlike other Robin Hood....I can speak ...with an English accent."

- Men in Tights, Mel Brooks 1993

 
 Posted:   Dec 6, 2020 - 7:02 AM   
 By:   Bill Carson, Earl of Poncey   (Member)

Jackie Chan: "Whoa, that's a temple, its a holy place, you cannot take guns in there..!"

Swat leader: " Dont worry, you see these guns, they're holy guns...coz they make a rather big holey..!"

The Medallion, 2003

 
 
 Posted:   Dec 6, 2020 - 8:03 AM   
 By:   Prince Damian   (Member)

"Hiju de un gran puta!" (Son of a big whore!) - Tuco screams at Eastwood after clint takes their stash and leaves him in the desert.

GBU 1966


Look, one bastard goes in and another one comes out. ( More or less).

 
 Posted:   Dec 7, 2020 - 11:59 PM   
 By:   Bill Carson, Earl of Poncey   (Member)

Doing an arms deal, tight-fisted crook Terry-Thomas gets the cash and an empty case out of his safe.

Terry-Thomas: "Did you bring anything to put the money in?"

Armsdealer: "Er...no."

Terry-Thomas: "Right, that'll be 25,000 then.. and three quid for the case."

Armsdealer: "Er...two?!"

Terry-Thomas: "Dont be mean...that's the best quality plastic..last you a lifetime!"

- Too Many Crooks 1959.

 
 Posted:   Dec 8, 2020 - 9:45 AM   
 By:   jackfu   (Member)

From How To Murder Your Wife (1965)

Stanley Ford: "Every single charge that the district attorney has leveled against me is true. Indeed, I did slip her a Mickey - brrrup-brrrap! I cold-bloodedly then fed her into a tomb of goop from the gloppitta-gloppitta machine! I ask you to acquit me! Acquit me on the grounds of justifiable homicide! And not for my sake... for yours!"

 
 Posted:   Dec 10, 2020 - 11:43 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

”I don't care about the rules anymore. I'm not that much of a hypocrite.”

~Wyatt Earp (James Garner) in Hour of the Gun (1967)

 
 Posted:   Dec 13, 2020 - 12:46 PM   
 By:   Grecchus   (Member)

Cleopatra

The very British Rex Harrison is teaching young Caesarian to give those he is pardoning a hard look to make it clear they are not really getting off lightly.

Caesarian the younger really does have an exceptionally thick Italian accent.

Caesarian: EYE PAAR-DOH YUU!

Edit: Spielberg pulled this card with a variation in the game during Schindler's List. It's when Schindler is planting the idea of magnanimity in the head of Amon Goeth, to try to spare a life or two. One of these must be funnier than the other.

 
 Posted:   Dec 14, 2020 - 9:07 AM   
 By:   Bill Carson, Earl of Poncey   (Member)

"....we had to leave, just until things got back to normal. But normal was never... coming back..."

- Grace, Terminator Dark Fate

 
 
 Posted:   Dec 14, 2020 - 10:11 AM   
 By:   Rameau   (Member)

"....we had to leave, just until things got back to normal. But normal was never... coming back..."

- Grace, Terminator Dark Fate


Ooo, that's very topical!

 
 Posted:   Dec 14, 2020 - 11:01 AM   
 By:   Bill Carson, Earl of Poncey   (Member)

big grin

 
 
 Posted:   Dec 14, 2020 - 11:23 AM   
 By:   eriknelson   (Member)

In memory of Pamela Tiffin, I've always enjoyed this banter she had with Paul Newman in HARPER.

Miranda Sampson: Don't you ever feel the need to relax? Let's relax some, Harper.
Lew Harper: For what? So the beauty in the next room is gonna get all hot and bothered? Lady, if you can't get him hot and bothered by yourself, I sure ain't gonna do it for you.
Miranda Sampson: Don't you think I'm attractive?
Lew Harper: You're young, rich, and beautiful, and my wife is divorcing me. What do you think I think?

 
 Posted:   Dec 14, 2020 - 11:30 AM   
 By:   Bill Carson, Earl of Poncey   (Member)

smile

 
 Posted:   Dec 15, 2020 - 11:38 PM   
 By:   Grecchus   (Member)

Blood And Sand (1941)

Dona Sol knows Carmen is watching in the triangle, while Juan does not.

Dona Sol: (clicks both feet while looking at Juan, summoning him in the act) Aha, Toro!

 
 Posted:   Dec 21, 2020 - 1:52 AM   
 By:   Bill Carson, Earl of Poncey   (Member)

Ryan Reynolds: "My job is to keep you out of harm's way..."

Samuel L Jackson: "...Shiiiiit, motherf******, I AM harm's way...!"

Hitman's Bodyguard, 2017

 
 
 Posted:   Dec 21, 2020 - 2:19 PM   
 By:   Rameau   (Member)

A rather stressed-out Nicolas Cage to Sean Connery:

Listen, I'm just a bio chemist & most of the time I live in a glass jar & live a very uneventful life. I drive a Volvo, a beige one, but what I'm dealing with here, is one of the most deadly substances the earth has ever known, so what do you say you cut me some frigging slack!

The Rock (1996).

 
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