In For Solium & Co, Henry showing off a witty side we’ve hardly ever seen before. Congrats Henry, you've made it into the immortal halls of FSM's favorite posts!
295. Graham Watt and Thor's booze exchange in "Cheers!":
Graham Watt: "I need some advice. I drank gorgeous Spanish Rioja non-stop since Friday afternoon until late last night (or this morning). I haven't had a drink all day because I want to be sharp and fresh for work tomorrow. But on the other hand I'm beginning to feel a bit depressed thinking about getting into the work routine tomorrow. Should I go out and buy another bottle? You'll have to be quick - the shop closes soon. Only serious advice please - no shit from doctors or people who care about their health. Thanx!"
Thor: "No, probably not. Now that I've passed 40, I find that hangovers can last several days (I certainly think this one will). If memory serves, you're a tad bit older than me, so you probably get it worse than I even. Just pain your way through another work week, and there are glorious beverages waiting on the other side!"
Graham Watt: "Too fucking late, pal. I needed advice QUICKLY. I told you that. I'm halfway through the fucking bottle already. Cheers indeed."
Graham's High Wattage response to Phelpsie's prods in the weirdy beardy thread.
Why do Milennials with those big bushy facial hair beards look so wimpy? Is it the skinny jeans? Their oddly high-pitched voices? Their feminist upbringing? What happened? Are your children like this, Graham? Assuming you even have children. --------------------------- Children???? I've never even had a shag! I'm a film score collector y'know
Well deserved. 
